A Caption Contest
#41
Shouldn't it be, "Ahhh... Fresh Meat!" ;)
-TheDragoon
#42
3. Necro "So , Ma'am , you're telling me this man , PeterPeter Pumpkineater , has been harassing you and you don't know why ?!? "
Stormrage :
SugarSmacks / 90 Shammy -Elemental
TaMeKaboom/ 90 Hunter - BM
TaMeOsis / 90 Paladin - Prot
TaMeAgeddon/ 85 Warlock - Demon
TaMeDazzles / 85 Mage- Frost
FrostDFlakes / 90 Rogue
TaMeOlta / 85 Druid-resto
#43
1: Oh... you wanted it more like your home.

2: Well?!?,:huh:, Oh... you were singing that to yourself.
/Anything you can do, I can do better: I can do anything better than you/

3: Voila Necro 1.10: more than just curses, now with landscaping...


Okay, so I can't come up with anything good. Sue me...
/hides for fear of being served/
ah bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bob
dyah ah dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dth
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
#44
4. Exasperated Necro : "What ?! Another shrubbery ??!! C'mon lady , give me a hard Quest already !!"

EDIT: removed humongous quote :blink:
Stormrage :
SugarSmacks / 90 Shammy -Elemental
TaMeKaboom/ 90 Hunter - BM
TaMeOsis / 90 Paladin - Prot
TaMeAgeddon/ 85 Warlock - Demon
TaMeDazzles / 85 Mage- Frost
FrostDFlakes / 90 Rogue
TaMeOlta / 85 Druid-resto
#45
5. Bounty Hunter Necro : "OK , describe this Pumpkinhead guy one more time ?
.....triangle eyes , check ,
.....triangle nose , check ,
.....crooked smile , D'oh ! "
Stormrage :
SugarSmacks / 90 Shammy -Elemental
TaMeKaboom/ 90 Hunter - BM
TaMeOsis / 90 Paladin - Prot
TaMeAgeddon/ 85 Warlock - Demon
TaMeDazzles / 85 Mage- Frost
FrostDFlakes / 90 Rogue
TaMeOlta / 85 Druid-resto
#46
"So, what else did we get from the cow level?"

--Pete

How big was the aquarium in Noah's ark?

#47
necro: Hmmmm, to many life potions and they will run right thru me.....

Akara: here try this, hands the necro some pink potion.. labeled pepto besmo
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#48
Occhidiangela,Aug 20 2003, 08:41 AM Wrote:The gratuitous, gross out, lowbrow humor non-entry:
Very nice. That was the first entry so far that really made me laugh out loud (after I yelled "Eeeewwwwww!"). I guess that says something about my sense of humor :P

--Copadope
#49
1) You couldn't hold it, didn't you (or is it Could you? Ahhh! Head...hurts...)?

2) This looks like a blood donation gone horribly horribly wrong...

3) Haha, and I thought the Rust Storm would be a dumb thing.
"Turn the key deftly in the oiled wards, and seal the hushed casket of my soul" - John Keats, "To Sleep"
#50
Entry #1

Akara: "HAHAHA! Cast another! Cast another!"

Nercromancer: "You are a sick, sick woman Akara"

Entry #2

Necro: "The Cow King made me do it"

Entry #3 (For us late 80's, early 90's cartoon watchers)

Necro: "Go go necro Blood Golem...AHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
#51
"It all started when I went afk in the maggot lair."
Why can't we all just get along

--Pete
#52
Necro: Your new shag carpet looks great!
#53
Here goes nothing...

Entry 1:
Barbarian merc: *Sigh* "Not again! This happens everytime he sits down with Gheed and his narlant weed. I can't believe he still thinks this is funny..."


Entry 2:
Necro to Akara: "See? I told you the wand still had all two hundred and thirty-seven charges of Blood Golem on it. Now for pity's sake, pay me the full price!!"


Entry 3:
Necro to Akara: "Looks like you're having some gang-related problems here in camp. I take it the Crips are winning?"

--Copadope
#54
Necro: "Mulch!"

*rediscovered my Sergio Aragones' Groo comics the other day, boxed in the basement*
Garnered Wisdom --

If it has more than four legs, kill it immediately.
Never hesitate to put another bullet into the skull of the movie's main villain; it'll save time on the denouement.
Eight hours per day of children's TV programming can reduce a grown man to tears -- PM me for details.
#55
Necro: "Corpse Explosion? Bah! Allow me to demonstrate the subtle effects of Pop Rocks and Soda."

(with thanks to Death of Little Mikey)
#56
Quote:*rediscovered my Sergio Aragones' Groo comics the other day, boxed in the basement*

Mulching is a process of inbred fertilization which employs certain decomposed organic materials-- including, but not limited to animal sediment-- to blanket an area in which vegetation is desired. The procedure enriches the soil for stimulated plant development while, at the same time, preventing erosion and decreasing the evaporation of moisture from the ground.

Groo rules :)
#57
"...It's okay..... I hear there's lots of room in Guantanamo Bay...."

"...At least they left their maracas at home...."

"...Could be worse... Could be those d*mn electric beetles...."

-= H/M =-
...when you drink as much beer as I do; you gotta lift weights.
#58
"Ave sí carilya ata!" equë i saila, vanya, taura Eldar."
Kartoffelsalat
USEast SCL
*kevin_osu
#59
Barbarian: Gheed told us he was scared of Akara, but I never thought it would be THIS bad...

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Akara: You never told me it was your first colonoscopy! Did you drink all the water like you're supposed to? Hmm?

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*hijacks Occhi's idea*

(posted someplace as a caption)

blood GOLEM: Genetically Organized Lifelike Ensanguined Mishmash
required level: 12
Creates a frightening totem, frightens away male creatures
casting cost: 2 Midol

(what got it all started)

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UPDATE: Spamblaster.
#60
I SAID nt, damnit.
Garnered Wisdom --

If it has more than four legs, kill it immediately.
Never hesitate to put another bullet into the skull of the movie's main villain; it'll save time on the denouement.
Eight hours per day of children's TV programming can reduce a grown man to tears -- PM me for details.


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