A Caption Contest
#21
No! You can't have any more friends over! 125,896 is quite enough!
WWBBD?
#22
Quick note to NERMANWhippy and Doc, reply to Bolty's first post to enter, those will not be seen as entries! :)
WWBBD?
#23
"Blood Golem has lost the lead."
#24
1) You did what, with who, and for how many skittles?!

2) Akara didn't realize that the Necromancer was trying to kill her with collapsing Blood Golems until it was almost too late.

3) Hey baby, exhume copses here often?
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"To be is to do - Socrates. To do is to be - Jean-Paul Sartre. Do be do be do - Frank Sinatra." - Kurt Vonnegut
#25
1. Buñol you say?

(I doubt anyone will get it, but meh).

2. ... and then he said "Hey y'all, watch this!".

3. Jalapenos? What jalapenos?
#26
"You know, there's one little golem I haven't shown you yet" :wub:
[I]-would you care to join us?
- why, are you coming apart?
#27
"Looks like a Blizzard Management Meeting in here.."
#28
"That's right Akara, whoever's guess is closest as to the number of golem corpses are in the Rogue's Encampment entryway will win this jar full of an unknown number of jelly beans"
#29
ENTRY:

Now you've worked really really hard over the last two days redoing Harrogath.. I hope it's all worthwhile when you see your new Rogue Encampment, OPEN YOUR EYES!!


....


So on behalf of Qual-Kehk and Akara - i'd like to thank our designers Doug and Amy-Winn, our carpenter Ty Pennington and everyone who helped over two days, that's another episode of TRADING DEMON-BESIEGED HELLHOLES, i'm Trang-Oul, see you next time!
#30
1) Go get your broom woman!

2) Ever been to the graveyard of banned hackers!?

3) Once again, this is NOT blood… Just plain ol’ tomato soup! – Eat at Joe’s…




- Juliet Must Die
#31
1) Necro: "So, that's what happens when you try to stuff eight pounds of crap into a five pound bag!"

2) Necro: See below, I edited this because I just had a better caption come to me.

3) Necro: "Looks like I missed the Smashing Pumpkins concert last night."



OK, avert your eyes children

It's coming

The gratuitous, gross out, lowbrow humor non-entry:

4) Necro: "What do you mean that metal container in the latrine was full? You know you're all on the same cycle!"

*ducks*
Cry 'Havoc' and let slip the Men 'O War!
In War, the outcome is never final. --Carl von Clausewitz--
Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum
John 11:35 - consider why.
In Memory of Pete
#32
Got milk?
#33
1) "Someone call HG Wells, this is the worst case of cross story pollution I've ever seen"

2) " Erm, Hi ma'am, my name is Neville Longbottom, things really weren't working out for me in that other story line so I came over here. Do you know any spells to get this stuff off your shoes?"

3) " I didn't do it"
Some people are like slinkys, not really good for anything but you just can't help but smile when you see them tumble down the stairs.

#34
1. Yet Another Reason for Patch Delay:
Patch 1.10 pre-alpha:
  • Bug: Necromancer golems spawn with zero life<>
    [st]
    2. New sign above Akara's tent: Ye Olde Joke Item Shoppe
    Necro: "Very funny."

    3. "Sorry Akara, but Grog needed some place to practice gore-running for the Barbarian Olympics"
#35
1. Necromancer: "Would you like fries with that?"

2. As she cleaned up after hosting the Hell Bovine Barbecue for the Barbarians, Akara came to regret not buying the Godly Sawdust of the Whale that Wirt had offered to sell her earlier that year.

3. Akara's Lawyer, Johnny Cochran: "Here we have one of the gloves worn by the one who repeatedly killed this Necromancer's Golems. It is the Immortal King's Forge, with a strength requirement of 110. Akara has 65 strength and cannot wear it. If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit!"
-TheDragoon
#36
1. :o (Necro) "I'm so sorry , it appears there was a spelling error in Patch 1.10 , somehow 'Fresh Colon' replaced the new 'Flesh Golem' that we were supposed to get ..." :blink:

2. "Don't anybody move !! I've lost a contact !!"
Stormrage :
SugarSmacks / 90 Shammy -Elemental
TaMeKaboom/ 90 Hunter - BM
TaMeOsis / 90 Paladin - Prot
TaMeAgeddon/ 85 Warlock - Demon
TaMeDazzles / 85 Mage- Frost
FrostDFlakes / 90 Rogue
TaMeOlta / 85 Druid-resto
#37
"Oops, give me a second and I'll get this cleaned up"
'Me not that kind of Orc' - lazy peon
#38
Quote:. Yet Another Reason for Patch Delay:
Patch 1.10 pre-alpha:


Bug: Necromancer golems spawn with zero life

You got my vote. :D
Cry 'Havoc' and let slip the Men 'O War!
In War, the outcome is never final. --Carl von Clausewitz--
Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum
John 11:35 - consider why.
In Memory of Pete
#39
"Got Ragu?" or "Got Gumbo?"
Cry 'Havoc' and let slip the Men 'O War!
In War, the outcome is never final. --Carl von Clausewitz--
Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum
John 11:35 - consider why.
In Memory of Pete
#40
Necro: "Aaahh . . . Fresh Meat!" :lol:
Cry 'Havoc' and let slip the Men 'O War!
In War, the outcome is never final. --Carl von Clausewitz--
Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum
John 11:35 - consider why.
In Memory of Pete


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