A Caption Contest
#81
1. "What behind the rabbit?"

2.
Bridge keeper: "What is your name?"
Necro:"corpseleaver the necro."
Keeper:"What is your quest?"
Necro:"To overflow Akara with corpes."
Keeper:"How many golem corpses are there?"
Necro:"Blood golem or Iron golem?"
Keeper:"I don't know that...AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!111"
"if the bible has taught us anything,and it hasn't, is that boys should stick to boy sports and girls shoud stick to girl sports like hot oil wrestling."-homer simpson
Me-"OH MY GOD,OH MY GOD!!!! 1.10 WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WHAT!!!!!....I know what. Fix my computer."
The two best internet comics in the web, penny-arcade and El Goonish Shive. For you.. Also for you.
#82
To the tune of "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts"

(Actual line now)

I've got a lovely bunch of golem-nuts! There they are all lying in a heap! Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head!

(/Actual line)

Sorry if I've offended anyone. I didn't mean to be rude, this verse just popped into my head and I thought it would be funny.

Greetings,
Refrigerator
#83
"Boy, do those Carvers ever know how to make a mess; there's not a thing left here for me to use! Now which one of these is Charsi... I hope there's something to salvage; I've always wanted her at my beck and call!"
But whate'er I be,
Nor I, nor any man that is,
With nothing shall be pleased till he be eased
With being nothing.
William Shakespeare - Richard II
#84
1.) Oh, so that chat gem *does* do something!

2.) Why yes, next to purple, red is my favorite color.

3.) Welcome back my friend! -- we're still clearing the monastery, but you're welcome to stay here as long as you need.
"I may be old, but I'm not dead."
#85
3. Necro: "You misunderestimated me!"

Caption: "George W. Bush tries his hand at the Blood Golem spell."
#86
I call it:
A Nasty Surprise...

"Ahhh, it's autumn, with a lovely carpet of gold and red leaves on the ground and the smell of pumpkins in the air. *Sniff sniff* Wait a minute..."
#87
1) For the money.
"I guess I owe you a fiver Akara, you were right, golems CAN'T sky dive."

2) For the show.
"The first person to eat 20 corpses will be declared the winner of Diablo: Fear Factor."

3) To get ready.
"Ho ho ho, merry Meatmas!"
A plague of exploding high-fives.
#88
necro:"New plumber Akara?"
Akara:"Yeah, some guy who had an italian accent. His name was.... Mario. That bastard through some red ball in there and BAM...this happens! He ran off on a green dinosuar."
"if the bible has taught us anything,and it hasn't, is that boys should stick to boy sports and girls shoud stick to girl sports like hot oil wrestling."-homer simpson
Me-"OH MY GOD,OH MY GOD!!!! 1.10 WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WHAT!!!!!....I know what. Fix my computer."
The two best internet comics in the web, penny-arcade and El Goonish Shive. For you.. Also for you.
#89
Necro: "I guess you'll be wanting my broomstick then."

*wink wink*
*nudge nudge*


"Reality? That's where the STSI reminds me of Pizza toppings!"
-Leshy
-Leshy, Pizza Lover Extraordinaire
http://www.leshy.net
#90
Bah, didn't reply to Bolty's
"Oh dear god, i don't feel alive when you're cut short of misery (raise forth lost cause)
will you pray it be the end? give a look surprise wide eyed to me (raise forth lost cause)"

~Coheed & Cambria
#91
Akara: Mexican?

Necromancer frowns.
"Oh dear god, i don't feel alive when you're cut short of misery (raise forth lost cause)
will you pray it be the end? give a look surprise wide eyed to me (raise forth lost cause)"

~Coheed & Cambria
#92
#1 -- Necro: Really! It tastes like chicken!

#2 -- Akara: There is a place of great evil... Oh, my god! What a bloody mess. Nevermind.

#3 -- Necro: I swear, once in awhile one will actually look like Robert Redford.
”There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy." - Hamlet (1.5.167-8), Hamlet to Horatio.

[Image: yVR5oE.png][Image: VKQ0KLG.png]

#93
#1: Necro: "Okay, okay, my turn. I spy, with my eye, something that is red!"
Akara: "........"

#2: Hoping to seal the deal quickly, Akara offered TEN-THOUSAND corpses AND a floating black box to the Necromancer in exchange for the "services" of the virile, masculine Barbarian.

#3: Akara: "What's that black, empty box hanging over your head?"
Necro: "Hey, I asked first! What are all these dead bodies doing here?"
"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. At least you'll be a mile away from them and you'll have their shoes." ~?

Stonemaul - Sneakybast, 51 Rogue
Terenas - Sneaksmccoy, 1 Rogue

Sword of Omens, give me sight beyond sight!
#94
"They didn't call him dim just because of his vision"
#95
1) Umm, Akara..Have any more mana potions?

2) This is what I'll do to those Hell Bovine!!! after that amazon comes back..

3) Just making sure I couldn't have more than 1 golem...
#96
1) "I told you cows couldn't skydive..."

2) "Y'know, Akara, I liked the old rug better."

Can't think of a third, I'll try and get one in before the deadline :)

Edit: Daaa-aamn. Never read through the whole thread, so I never noticed that my first caption is near-identical to one of Sheep's. I guess we'll settle the debate on which is funnier: Cows or Golems.
When in mortal danger,
When beset by doubt,
Run in little circles,
Wave your arms and shout.

BattleTag: Schrau#2386
#97
Sheep,Aug 23 2003, 06:59 PM Wrote:3) To get ready.
"Ho ho ho, merry Meatmas!"
:lol: LMAO !! :lol:
Stormrage :
SugarSmacks / 90 Shammy -Elemental
TaMeKaboom/ 90 Hunter - BM
TaMeOsis / 90 Paladin - Prot
TaMeAgeddon/ 85 Warlock - Demon
TaMeDazzles / 85 Mage- Frost
FrostDFlakes / 90 Rogue
TaMeOlta / 85 Druid-resto
#98
6. Necro : "Wow , Akara , that 10,000 Maniacs concert was an absolute blast !! I brought you something as a reminder , by the way , any idea what a mosh pit is ?"

News Headlines from after the 10,000 Maniacs concert "Hundreds Mysteriously Slain in Mosh Pit"
Stormrage :
SugarSmacks / 90 Shammy -Elemental
TaMeKaboom/ 90 Hunter - BM
TaMeOsis / 90 Paladin - Prot
TaMeAgeddon/ 85 Warlock - Demon
TaMeDazzles / 85 Mage- Frost
FrostDFlakes / 90 Rogue
TaMeOlta / 85 Druid-resto
#99
7. "Paper or plastic ?"

8. "So , as you can see , these plastic explosive pumpkins will definitely remove those pesky gophers from your garden ....... "


(C'mon , I'm spacing these all out - I didn't want to use all my good ideas up ...... wheres everyone else ? :blink: Why am I in parentheses ? :blink: ......... :ph34r: ! )
Stormrage :
SugarSmacks / 90 Shammy -Elemental
TaMeKaboom/ 90 Hunter - BM
TaMeOsis / 90 Paladin - Prot
TaMeAgeddon/ 85 Warlock - Demon
TaMeDazzles / 85 Mage- Frost
FrostDFlakes / 90 Rogue
TaMeOlta / 85 Druid-resto
2. Sorry about that Akara. Conan there has never been out of the Arreat Summit, so forgive his manners. Besides, you're a healer, you can fix that right up.

3. Photo caption: There was a riot at the Rouge Encampment when it was revealed that the 1.10 Patch was delayed for another 2 years. We now go to our intrepid reporter, Tom BrokeAll, who is already at the scene. Tom?
Necro: It was a bloody scene earlier this morning when...
Don't worry. You won't feel a thing...until I jam this down your throat!
-Dr. Nick Riviera

Have you read the FAQ, Etiquette, or the Rules yet?


Forum Jump:


Users browsing this thread: 3 Guest(s)