08-21-2003, 08:22 AM
My three entries (all coming from the mouth of the necro):
1) "Hullo, Akara; I was talking to Nihlathak and he warned me that there's a NASTY bout of gonorrhea passing around the necrophiles, something to do with a Defiler and a Stygian Harlot. Anyway, do you have any preventative potions for- ... uh oh."
2) "This imp shot an orange, wiggly, remarkably seminal missile at me a couple of days ago. My armor was feeling tighter but I thought I was okay, until now. I'm really sorry about the tent, but have you seen little Dac Farren Jr. anywhere?"
3) "Delivery from a Mr. Bill Roper? He said you'd understand."
I hope those even get considered, hehe.
Buena Suerte!
1) "Hullo, Akara; I was talking to Nihlathak and he warned me that there's a NASTY bout of gonorrhea passing around the necrophiles, something to do with a Defiler and a Stygian Harlot. Anyway, do you have any preventative potions for- ... uh oh."
2) "This imp shot an orange, wiggly, remarkably seminal missile at me a couple of days ago. My armor was feeling tighter but I thought I was okay, until now. I'm really sorry about the tent, but have you seen little Dac Farren Jr. anywhere?"
3) "Delivery from a Mr. Bill Roper? He said you'd understand."
I hope those even get considered, hehe.
Buena Suerte!
In war, intelligence is the single greatest commodity.