A Caption Contest

[Bolty]

In the spirit of the previous contest, Lemming has struck once again with an interactive STSI. You can see from his screenshot (via the link) that Lemming's Necromancer is about to say something hilarious - but it's up to you to fill in the blank!

Contest rules:

• Contest ends at midnight Battle.Net time on August 31. In other words, if it's September, it's over. You can submit an entry then, but it will be ignored for judging purposes.
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• Each member can submit up to three entries.
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• The contest is not an excuse to soil the Lounge. A post that would be moderated under normal circumstances will still be moderated.
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• Entry length is limited to a maximum of 50 words. The entry has to be short and sweet - no novels or soliloquies. Think of a cartoon caption, and you have the right idea.<>
  [st]On Thread Structure:
  • Post your ENTRY in reply to this message. Post only ENTRIES in reply to this message.
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  • Replies to entries are permitted. Replies to entries are not considered entries.
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  • Please give ENTRY posts a title of some sort.
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  • E-mail and Private Message submissions are not accepted.<>
    [st]Reward:
    
    As before, the reward to the winner is a forum title (i.e. "Lurking Lounger" in my case, viewable underneath my avatar) of their choosing! Redeemable cash value = 1/10th of $0.01.
    
    On Winning:
    • The Mods of the Lounge Table will alone decide the winner. This means Bolty, Griselda, Lemming, Mavfin, and Elric. Send bribes to...
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    • Mods can enter but cannot win.
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    • There can be only one. Just like last time, when there were two winners from a tie. Uh...
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    • Want to win? Make us laugh - plain and simple. To the comedian go the spoils.<>
      [st]Finally, have fun! I can't wait to see what us Lurkers come up with this time.
      
      -Bolty