Asking a Mage for Water: A Primer
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Oh, Dear God. So funny:

http://media.putfile.com/Crystal-Water-and-You
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#2
that's awesome
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#3
Nice find! :lol:
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#4
LOL!

Now shut up and heal Neriad! :)
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MongoJerry,Oct 29 2005, 03:39 PM Wrote:Oh, Dear God.&nbsp; So funny:

http://media.putfile.com/Crystal-Water-and-You
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ROFL! That was beautiful. :D
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Gnollguy,Oct 29 2005, 05:54 PM Wrote:LOL!

Now shut up and heal Neriad!&nbsp; :)
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STFU and tank!
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Tal,Oct 29 2005, 10:20 PM Wrote:STFU and tank!
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YOU STFU and bless!
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Darian,Oct 30 2005, 03:22 AM Wrote:YOU STFU and bless!
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ALL OF YOU STFU, I'm trying to Curse and Banish!
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Lissa,Oct 30 2005, 09:12 AM Wrote:ALL OF YOU STFU, I'm trying to Curse and Banish!
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STFU and summon me!
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Gnollguy,Oct 30 2005, 11:27 AM Wrote:STFU and summon me!
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STFU! I got an add .. from .. somewhere.
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Setting: Pubbie Baron raid.
Situation: I'm the only Priest. Prayer of Fortitude on both groups is ending.

Cleoboltra: "Time out please, I need to buff everyone."
(Warriors ignore request and pull another group)
Cleoboltra: "Joining fight, buffing halted."
(Fight ends)
Cleoboltra: "Time out please, I need to buff everyone."
(Warriors ignore request and pull another group)
Cleoboltra: "Joining fight, buffing halted."
Warrior 1: "Less yakkin more hackin" (actual quote)
Cleoboltra: "Okay, no buffs for you."
Warrior 1: "kk"

2 pulls later, the warriors stop.

Warrior 1: "fort plz"
Cleoboltra: "I'll think about it."

I then proceed to sit and wait for 2 minutes while everyone stands around.

Warlock: "fort plz?"
Rogue 1: "fort plz?"
Warrior 2: "Maybe you shouldn't have been such a jerk, <Warrior 1>"
Cleoboltra: "Oh, NOW you want me to buff you."
Cleoboltra: "Considering buffing this entire raid costs me my entire mana pool and 18 silver, so you need to STOP AND WAIT for me to get my mana back SO I CAN KEEP YOU ALIVE, maybe the next time I tell you to stop you should wait."

Warrior 1 remains silent.

I buff the raid.

We move on. :)

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Bolty,Oct 30 2005, 03:23 PM Wrote:Setting: Pubbie Baron raid.
Situation: I'm the only Priest.&nbsp; Prayer of Fortitude on both groups is ending.

Cleoboltra: "Time out please, I need to buff everyone."
(Warriors ignore request and pull another group)
Cleoboltra: "Joining fight, buffing halted."
(Fight ends)
Cleoboltra: "Time out please, I need to buff everyone."
(Warriors ignore request and pull another group)
Cleoboltra: "Joining fight, buffing halted."
Warrior 1: "Less yakkin more hackin" (actual quote)
Cleoboltra: "Okay, no buffs for you."
Warrior 1: "kk"

2 pulls later, the warriors stop.

Warrior 1: "fort plz"
Cleoboltra: "I'll think about it."

I then proceed to sit and wait for 2 minutes while everyone stands around.

Warlock: "fort plz?"
Rogue 1: "fort plz?"
Warrior 2: "Maybe you shouldn't have been such a jerk, <Warrior 1>"
Cleoboltra: "Oh, NOW you want me to buff you."
Cleoboltra: "Considering buffing this entire raid costs me my entire mana pool and 18 silver, so you need to STOP AND WAIT for me to get my mana back SO I CAN KEEP YOU ALIVE, maybe the next time I tell you to stop you should wait."

Warrior 1 remains silent.

I buff the raid.

We move on.&nbsp; :)

-Bolty
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Hehe. Though I do give a cheer to Warrior 2. I'm assuming he was the MA or off tank (being a pubby group I'm not sure those roles existed) and not doing the earlier pulling without waiting.
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#13
That's great! Forwarding to all disgruntled mage friends immediately...

Any mages just respond to water whispers with "sorry, I'm a warlock/priest?". I've been doing this on my alt, and no one has ever called me on it :P.
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Lissa,Oct 30 2005, 10:12 AM Wrote:ALL OF YOU STFU, I'm trying to Curse and Banish!
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STFU and give me water, Tahapenes >_<
and port me to IF
and heal me


"Because all casters are mages. My god, people are dumb."
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Zippyy,Oct 31 2005, 08:37 AM Wrote:STFU and give me water, Tahapenes >_<
and port me to IF
and heal me
"Because all casters are mages.&nbsp; My god, people are dumb."
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Yeah, I had to laugh when my night elf druid got asked for water and a port. Um, hello? Night elf! The race can't be mages. And don't tell me you didn't know the race because you were standing 5 feet away from my character trying to trade with me. kthnxbai.
Intolerant monkey.
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Treesh,Nov 1 2005, 01:54 AM Wrote:Yeah, I had to laugh when my night elf druid got asked for water and a port.&nbsp; Um, hello?&nbsp; Night elf!&nbsp; The race can't be mages.&nbsp; And don't tell me you didn't know the race because you were standing 5 feet away from my character trying to trade with me.&nbsp; kthnxbai.
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Hehe, that happened to my Tauren druid too! I was wearing a wedding dress at the time, but come one people! :D
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MissileToad,Oct 31 2005, 12:12 AM Wrote:That's great! Forwarding to all disgruntled mage friends immediately...

Any mages just respond to water whispers with "sorry, I'm a warlock/priest?". I've been doing this on my alt, and no one has ever called me on it :P.
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This one had me laughing. I'm tempted to make a mage just to try it!
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Treesh,Oct 31 2005, 10:54 AM Wrote:Yeah, I had to laugh when my night elf druid got asked for water and a port.&nbsp; Um, hello?&nbsp; Night elf!&nbsp; The race can't be mages.&nbsp; And don't tell me you didn't know the race because you were standing 5 feet away from my character trying to trade with me.&nbsp; kthnxbai.
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True story: I was runninga round in Tanaris on my priest Krystian when I got a tell asking for a summon. I replied back saying I couldn't help as I was a priest. The person apologized and I went back to killing. A little while later I got a tell from the same person asking if I wanted to be the healer for his ZF group. I replied with "Sorry I'm a warlock."

:D
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