June Quotes

[Occhidiangela]

"A cheater only cheats himself."

==Peter Spraezer==

"Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself."

== Mark Twain ==

[kandrathe]

"A cheater only cheats himself."

==Peter Spraezer==

"Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself."

== Mark Twain ==

Oh, I like that one. :)

"This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer."
-- Will Rogers

I would update that from hammer to chain saw.

[Jim]

Hello :w00t:

The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee Happiness, only the Pursuit of it.
You have to catch up with it yourself......Benjamin Franklin

At twenty years of age the Will reigns;
at thirty, the Wit;
and at forty, the Judgment......Benjamin Franklin
and after Sixty years of age, to Know one's self......King Jim

"A cheater only cheats himself."==Peter Spraezer==

"Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself."== Mark Twain ==

[Occhidiangela]

Hello :w00t:

The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee Happiness, only the Pursuit of it.
You have to catch up with it yourself......Benjamin Franklin

At twenty years of age the Will reigns;
at thirty, the Wit;
and at forty, the Judgment......Benjamin Franklin
and after Sixty years of age, to Know one's self......King Jim

Twain and Franklin are so quotable, they are in a class by themselves.

Beer is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy.

--Ben Franklin--

[Zippyy]

Beer is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy.

--Ben Franklin--

"Bheer is the One True Ghod!"
-- Unknown

[Jim]

Hello :w00t:

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." --Jack Handy

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. --Frank Sinatra

Beer is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy. --Ben Franklin--

[BruceGod]

What they should have said:

"How would teaching get anyone in trouble?" - Socrates
"Is it too late to try beads?" - Custer
"Where's the instruction manual?" - Edison
"It's gonna cost you." - any surgeon, tech rep, or auto mechanic
"I think we forgot something..." - Alamo Commemeration Committee
"Is anybody happy?" G. Bush (take your pick)
"Who thinks up this stuff?" - E. Knievel
"Did I forget to mention that?" - Beelzebub
"My compliments to the chef." - Sweeney Todd, Hannibal Lector, or Jeffrey Dahmer
"I think it's time to leave." - Louis XIV

[Jim]

Hello :w00t: <...is this a young mind or am I Nuts

Anyone who stops Learning is old, at twenty or eighty.
Anyone who keeps Learning stays young.
The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young.

Henry Ford.

[Occhidiangela]

Hello :w00t: <...is this a young mind or am I Nuts

Anyone who stops Learning is old, at twenty or eighty.
Anyone who keeps Learning stays young.
The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young.

Henry Ford.

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Filled with mingled cream and amber;
I will drain that glass again;
Such hilarious visions clamber;
Through the chamber of my brain;
Quaintest thoughts, queerest fancies;
Come to life and fade away.
What care I how time advances?
I am drinking ale today.<!--fontc--><!--/fontc-->

~ Edgar Allan Poe

[Jim]

Hello :w00t:

Did someone say ALE, Lets toast to us Occhi;)

Q. What symbol was used on the barrel to indicate “First Sort” and what was this?

A. XXX - From a historical perspective, barley wine was called “first sort.” In parti-gyle brewing, the first runnings were used to brew stock ale for their most prominent, local clientele. It was common to use heavy-handed hops, which served as a preservative. The high levels of alcohol achieved also served to preserve the ale.

Filled with mingled cream and amber;
I will drain that glass again;
Such hilarious visions clamber;
Through the chamber of my brain;
Quaintest thoughts, queerest fancies;
Come to life and fade away.
What care I how time advances?
I am drinking ale today.<!--fontc--><!--/fontc-->

~ Edgar Allan Poe