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June Quotes - Occhidiangela - 06-03-2008

"A cheater only cheats himself."

==Peter Spraezer==

"Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself."

== Mark Twain ==


June Quotes - kandrathe - 06-03-2008

Quote:"A cheater only cheats himself."

==Peter Spraezer==

"Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself."

== Mark Twain ==
Oh, I like that one. :)

"This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer."
-- Will Rogers

I would update that from hammer to chain saw.


June Quotes - Jim - 06-05-2008

Hello :w00t:

The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee Happiness, only the Pursuit of it.
You have to catch up with it yourself......Benjamin Franklin

At twenty years of age the Will reigns;
at thirty, the Wit;
and at forty, the Judgment......Benjamin Franklin
and after Sixty years of age, to Know one's self......King Jim
Quote:"A cheater only cheats himself."==Peter Spraezer==

"Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself."== Mark Twain ==



June Quotes - Occhidiangela - 06-05-2008

Quote:Hello :w00t:

The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee Happiness, only the Pursuit of it.
You have to catch up with it yourself......Benjamin Franklin

At twenty years of age the Will reigns;
at thirty, the Wit;
and at forty, the Judgment......Benjamin Franklin
and after Sixty years of age, to Know one's self......King Jim
Twain and Franklin are so quotable, they are in a class by themselves.

Beer is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy.

--Ben Franklin--


June Quotes - Zippyy - 06-06-2008

Quote:Beer is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy.

--Ben Franklin--
"Bheer is the One True Ghod!"
-- Unknown


June Quotes - Jim - 06-06-2008

Hello :w00t:

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." --Jack Handy

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. --Frank Sinatra
Quote:Beer is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy. --Ben Franklin--



June Quotes - BruceGod - 06-08-2008

What they should have said:

"How would teaching get anyone in trouble?" - Socrates
"Is it too late to try beads?" - Custer
"Where's the instruction manual?" - Edison
"It's gonna cost you." - any surgeon, tech rep, or auto mechanic
"I think we forgot something..." - Alamo Commemeration Committee
"Is anybody happy?" G. Bush (take your pick)
"Who thinks up this stuff?" - E. Knievel
"Did I forget to mention that?" - Beelzebub
"My compliments to the chef." - Sweeney Todd, Hannibal Lector, or Jeffrey Dahmer
"I think it's time to leave." - Louis XIV


June Quotes - Jim - 06-10-2008

Hello :w00t: <...is this a young mind or am I Nuts [Image: icon14.gif]

Anyone who stops Learning is old, at twenty or eighty.
Anyone who keeps Learning stays young.
The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young.

Henry Ford.


June Quotes - Occhidiangela - 06-18-2008

Quote:Hello :w00t: <...is this a young mind or am I Nuts [Image: icon14.gif]

Anyone who stops Learning is old, at twenty or eighty.
Anyone who keeps Learning stays young.
The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young.

Henry Ford.
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Filled with mingled cream and amber;
I will drain that glass again;
Such hilarious visions clamber;
Through the chamber of my brain;
Quaintest thoughts, queerest fancies;
Come to life and fade away.
What care I how time advances?
I am drinking ale today.
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~ Edgar Allan Poe







June Quotes - Jim - 06-20-2008

Hello :w00t:

[Image: Waterloo_Page_1.jpg] Did someone say ALE, Lets toast to us Occhi;) [Image: bally_ad2_small.jpg]

Quote:Q. What symbol was used on the barrel to indicate “First Sort” and what was this?

A. XXX - From a historical perspective, barley wine was called “first sort.” In parti-gyle brewing, the first runnings were used to brew stock ale for their most prominent, local clientele. It was common to use heavy-handed hops, which served as a preservative. The high levels of alcohol achieved also served to preserve the ale.
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Filled with mingled cream and amber;
I will drain that glass again;
Such hilarious visions clamber;
Through the chamber of my brain;
Quaintest thoughts, queerest fancies;
Come to life and fade away.
What care I how time advances?
I am drinking ale today.
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~ Edgar Allan Poe