A Lurker Lounge Contest

[Mortilator]

In a dark cellar room, barely lit at all, you find a book that must have been there, forgotten by the world above, for a long time. Perhaps one day its words will be remembered again, you think, as you read:


"Take heed and bare witness to the truths that lie herein, for they are the last legacy of Blizzard. There is a war that rages on even now, beyond the fields that normal people know - between the utopian forums of the legit players and the chaotic pits of the cheating idiots. This war is known as the Rust Storm, and it has raged and burned since the Rising of the Prime Evils (Hacking, Duping, Botting). Neither side ever gains sway as the forces of Cheating and Legitness constantly vie for control over all Battle.net."


This is more than one sentence, I know, but it might still qualify as

Something that makes us laugh, however you manage to do it.

I hope that at least someone here can laugh about it.