A Lurker Lounge Contest

[Jeunemaitre]

From "The Party of Adventurers: A Saga of Less than Epic Proportions" By Littleton O'Meenin
"Not unlike a group of hunting cavemen inspired only by the legends told of their ancestors and armed with no more than bone toothpicks as they stalk the great bear, who while gathering strength for their coming ordeal recount their many great deeds but are nevertheless mindful of the danger lying in wait for them as they leave their sanctuary, the party, though they were well housed, well armed, and well fed orphans with little prior experience, set out upon their meaningless quest, oblivious to the lack of peril that faced them."
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Just a side thought on peril:
Sir Galahad: Oh, please. Just a little bit of peril.
Sir Lancelot: No..., it's much too perilous.

edit: added the yellow comma; I'm not sure whether the grammar is better with it than without it, but that's why the edit button exists...