A Lurker Lounge Contest

[pakman]

As the zombie stumbled around, Jimmy John, the sandwich man, jack of all trades, master of none, pervayer of the dark arts, and the protection against them, the all around nice guy, white haired, gaunt, necromantic follower, came along and destryed the following zombies with the incredibly overpowered, but underappreciated teeth mixed with a double shot of poison dagger and a pinch of bone prison: Joe, who used to be an airline piolot; Sevruga the lineman; Felix who had been incapacitated in a terrible, terrible swimming accident with a clown fish; Richie the Plague Carrier, and finally the greatest, most cosmically paradoxical, most frantic demon he had ever faced, Beluga the Blighted.