06-25-2003, 03:43 PM
Yet Another Paladin Guide by Andy Rote-Anudderwun
To publish yet another Lord of Destruction Paladin Guide, while seeming foolhardy to most of those knowledgeable with the game and its myriad facets of play, knowing how underpowered and under-appreciated the playing class can be by the squirming masses of Amazons and Barbarians would be fruitless except for the knowledge that playing a Paladin to perfection is akin to owning and defending the usage of a Macintosh computer; you just do, you don't really know why, you're not about to bother to try to explain it in detail and it seemed like a good idea at the time when the salesman was talking.
To publish yet another Lord of Destruction Paladin Guide, while seeming foolhardy to most of those knowledgeable with the game and its myriad facets of play, knowing how underpowered and under-appreciated the playing class can be by the squirming masses of Amazons and Barbarians would be fruitless except for the knowledge that playing a Paladin to perfection is akin to owning and defending the usage of a Macintosh computer; you just do, you don't really know why, you're not about to bother to try to explain it in detail and it seemed like a good idea at the time when the salesman was talking.
Garnered Wisdom --
If it has more than four legs, kill it immediately.
Never hesitate to put another bullet into the skull of the movie's main villain; it'll save time on the denouement.
Eight hours per day of children's TV programming can reduce a grown man to tears -- PM me for details.
If it has more than four legs, kill it immediately.
Never hesitate to put another bullet into the skull of the movie's main villain; it'll save time on the denouement.
Eight hours per day of children's TV programming can reduce a grown man to tears -- PM me for details.