06-25-2003, 03:03 PM
All-Encompassing Strategy Guide by F. N. Knowitol.
Upon the consideration of the possibility of the remote chance that I, having far more knowledge and wisdom gained in the arenas of battle.net buggery and baiting than the average bear and certainly someone that *should* publish their findings, would seek to author an all-encompassing strategy guide for the benefit of those of lesser worth and expertise it became suddenly apparent to myself that there would be, among other reactions smaller and taller and lesser but never greater, a concerted response by those that would be obviously slighted by my less-than-vague reference to their inferior skills, learning and parentage and would force me to then endure hour upon endless hour of reading those lame yet persistent threats of "I pwn joo, n00B!!!111!!" and "I'll crack your box" that would trundle into my email account in the following months after publication.
Upon the consideration of the possibility of the remote chance that I, having far more knowledge and wisdom gained in the arenas of battle.net buggery and baiting than the average bear and certainly someone that *should* publish their findings, would seek to author an all-encompassing strategy guide for the benefit of those of lesser worth and expertise it became suddenly apparent to myself that there would be, among other reactions smaller and taller and lesser but never greater, a concerted response by those that would be obviously slighted by my less-than-vague reference to their inferior skills, learning and parentage and would force me to then endure hour upon endless hour of reading those lame yet persistent threats of "I pwn joo, n00B!!!111!!" and "I'll crack your box" that would trundle into my email account in the following months after publication.
Garnered Wisdom --
If it has more than four legs, kill it immediately.
Never hesitate to put another bullet into the skull of the movie's main villain; it'll save time on the denouement.
Eight hours per day of children's TV programming can reduce a grown man to tears -- PM me for details.
If it has more than four legs, kill it immediately.
Never hesitate to put another bullet into the skull of the movie's main villain; it'll save time on the denouement.
Eight hours per day of children's TV programming can reduce a grown man to tears -- PM me for details.