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[FenrisWulf]

Here are a few fun knock-knock jokes, though the magic is really in the delivery.

1)
Alice: Knock knock!
Bob: Who's there?
Alice: Interrupting cow.
Bob: Interrupting cAlice: MOOOOOO!!!!

2)
Bob: Knock knock!
Alice: Who's there?
Bob: Control freak. Now you say, "Control freak who?"

3)
Alice: Okay, I'm going to try this new kind of knock knock joke, so try to follow along. [pause] You start.
Bob: Knock knock?
Alice: Who's there?
Bob: ...

A good one that I recently heard and completely fell for:

Alice: Hm, okay, have you heard the one about the corduroy pillow?
Bob: Eh? No.
Alice (incredulously): Really?! It's making headlines!

Finally, a pirate joke sequence:

Cap'n Ahab: Okay, how about some pirate jokes? What's a pirate's favorite place to hang out after work?
Cap'n Blackbeard: Er...
Cap'n Ahab: The BAAAAAARRRR! Alright, what's a pirate's favorite academic institution?
Cap'n Blackbeard: Um...
Cap'n Ahab: HAAAAARRRVAAAARRRD! Word, so what's a pirate's favorite branch of the military?
Cap'n Blackbeard: Aha! The ARRRRRRRRMY!
Cap'n Ahab: What? No, no, the Navy.

(the first two Pirate jokes can be swapped out for any other Pirate jokes you prefer)