Can I have the idiot of the month award?
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Don't have a computer story, but once I cut my thumb really bad. I was cutting something when the knife slipped and sliced deep down into the side of my thumb just below and to the side of the nail. It went down maybe a quarter or eighth of an inch, but for sure it was below the skin. It didn't hurt, but probably was serious since I got really giddy when it happened, and the cut bled for awhile.

I got this cut by cutting the plastic ring of an orange juice bottle. I had already opened the cap, and was cutting the plastic ring of because that's something I do. Normally I use a short steak knife anbout thumb length, but this time I couldn't find it so I used a longer knife, about as long as the serrated ones used to cut bread. Naturally it splipped.
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Can I have the idiot of the month award? - by Minionman - 11-09-2004, 03:30 AM

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