Ode to a Coffee Urn

[Bob]

Coffee coffee it's not tea
coffee coffee all for me

Coffee coffee makes me go mad
coffee coffee when too many I've had

Coffee coffee down the hatch
coffee coffee at a footy match

Coffee coffee when its black and thick
coffee coffee espresso does the trick

Coffee coffee morning rush
coffee coffee when the world is hush

Coffee coffee cool and milky
coffee coffee texture silky

Coffee coffee Baldrick's sugar wheeze
coffee coffee "three lumps please"

Coffee coffee caffiene high
coffee coffee money cannot buy

Coffee coffee speckled top
coffee coffee cappuccinos rock

Coffee coffee keeps me awake
coffee coffee more? I can take.

Coffee coffee one like heaven
coffee coffee blend 37.


Me, which is probably why it's so bad.

The advantage of this is that you can add as many verses as you want. Anyone got any GOOD verses to put in here?

-Bob

edit: just fixed a verse which didn't really work