He Man Woman Haters Take Note
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The South Carolina Court System has to be one of the most entertaining in the entire country, perhaps the whole world. Stupidity runs rampant, and the gene pool is shallow. Pardon the expression, but most of them are trailer trash that think the world owes them something. There is actually a weekly news paper that does nothing but report the tales of the weird, strange, but true stories coming out of the SC court system. It's the only state I know of where a horse had his own lawyer. It's the only state I know of to prosecute an alien for property damage, and the little grey guy keeps failing to show up in court. Somebody landed a flying saucer in a field and scorched it, and by golly, somebody has to pay.

It's the only state I know that allows dead folk to be prosecuted for crimes they did in life, dug up, and buried again, this time, face down in shame. But we have not done that for a long long while. At least the 1980s.

And people wonder why I don't just move away... What would entertain me?
All alone, or in twos,
The ones who really love you
Walk up and down outside the wall.
Some hand in hand
And some gathered together in bands.
The bleeding hearts and artists
Make their stand.

And when they've given you their all
Some stagger and fall, after all it's not easy
Banging your heart against some mad buggers wall.

"Isn't this where...."
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He Man Woman Haters Take Note - by Doc - 02-25-2004, 06:19 PM
He Man Woman Haters Take Note - by Kevin - 02-25-2004, 06:32 PM
He Man Woman Haters Take Note - by Sir_Die_alot - 02-25-2004, 06:35 PM
He Man Woman Haters Take Note - by Occhidiangela - 02-25-2004, 06:50 PM
He Man Woman Haters Take Note - by rriggs - 02-25-2004, 06:58 PM
He Man Woman Haters Take Note - by Doc - 02-25-2004, 07:15 PM
He Man Woman Haters Take Note - by AtomicKitKat - 02-25-2004, 07:35 PM
He Man Woman Haters Take Note - by Sir_Die_alot - 02-25-2004, 08:05 PM
He Man Woman Haters Take Note - by Cryptic - 02-25-2004, 08:09 PM
He Man Woman Haters Take Note - by ShadowHM - 02-25-2004, 09:57 PM
He Man Woman Haters Take Note - by Doc - 02-25-2004, 10:08 PM
He Man Woman Haters Take Note - by WarLocke - 02-25-2004, 11:50 PM
He Man Woman Haters Take Note - by Sir_Die_alot - 02-26-2004, 01:19 AM
He Man Woman Haters Take Note - by Bone - 02-26-2004, 01:33 AM
He Man Woman Haters Take Note - by Count Duckula - 02-26-2004, 01:36 AM
He Man Woman Haters Take Note - by Artega - 02-26-2004, 04:29 AM
He Man Woman Haters Take Note - by Assur - 02-26-2004, 05:17 AM
He Man Woman Haters Take Note - by DeeBye - 02-26-2004, 05:54 AM
He Man Woman Haters Take Note - by Archon_Wing - 02-26-2004, 05:59 AM
He Man Woman Haters Take Note - by AtomicKitKat - 02-26-2004, 06:06 AM
He Man Woman Haters Take Note - by DeeBye - 02-26-2004, 06:20 AM
He Man Woman Haters Take Note - by AtomicKitKat - 02-26-2004, 06:34 AM
He Man Woman Haters Take Note - by Walkiry - 02-26-2004, 10:04 AM
He Man Woman Haters Take Note - by Nystul - 02-26-2004, 10:12 AM
He Man Woman Haters Take Note - by Nystul - 02-26-2004, 10:19 AM
He Man Woman Haters Take Note - by AtomicKitKat - 02-26-2004, 03:32 PM
He Man Woman Haters Take Note - by JustAGuy - 02-26-2004, 06:43 PM
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