07-30-2006, 04:24 AM
Quote:If Chuck Norris attacks me bare handed, and I shoot him to defend myself, that would be legitimate self defence.
That's absolutely nonsensical -- we both know he'd have a cigar in one hand and justice in the other while doing a roundhouse kick to your face.
"Bare-handed", he says... Honestly...
Garnered Wisdom --
If it has more than four legs, kill it immediately.
Never hesitate to put another bullet into the skull of the movie's main villain; it'll save time on the denouement.
Eight hours per day of children's TV programming can reduce a grown man to tears -- PM me for details.
If it has more than four legs, kill it immediately.
Never hesitate to put another bullet into the skull of the movie's main villain; it'll save time on the denouement.
Eight hours per day of children's TV programming can reduce a grown man to tears -- PM me for details.