IRC fun

[BobThePumpkin]

I'll let the log speak for itself:

#LurkerLounge
16:40:29 * yur has joined #LurkerLounge
16:40:43 <yur> diablo 2??
16:40:53 <yur> you guys play diablo?
16:42:09 <Dozer> HEY YUR YOU GIEV TEH LEET LEWT OKAY!?!!?!
16:42:22 <yur> huh
16:42:26 <Dozer> lol
16:42:28 <Dozer> just kidding
16:42:30 * ChanServ sets mode: +l 22
16:42:37 <Dozer> yes, most of us play diaablo
16:42:42 <yur> yup
16:42:48 <yur> wats yur best item
16:42:58 <yur> i got wind forc
16:43:12 <yur> yo man type
16:43:13 <Dozer> umm
16:43:22 <Dozer> paitence is a virtue
16:43:26 <yur> ok
16:43:33 <yur> go to channel crap
16:43:34 <Dozer> i have an assortment of very nice items
16:43:41 <Dozer> a windforce is among them
16:43:50 <Dozer> how about, no.
16:43:52 <yur> how do you join a channel
16:44:02 <yur> ??
16:44:03 <yur> ???
16:44:04 <yur> ???
16:44:05 <yur> ???
16:44:06 <yur> ??
16:44:06 <yur> ??
16:44:07 <yur> ?
16:44:07 <yur> ?
16:44:08 <yur> ??
16:44:10 <yur> ??
16:44:22 <yur> how do you smart ass??\\
16:44:23 <yur> lol
16:44:30 <Dozer> . /join #(channel)
16:44:36 <yur> i have better items
16:44:37 <Dozer> stop spamming
16:44:39 <yur> wat
16:44:42 <Dozer> it's impolite
16:44:48 <yur> how do you join a channel
16:45:01 <yur> are you some guy from england
16:45:12 <yur> lol
16:45:17 <BobThePumpkin> yes, because we all know how rude those english types are
16:45:35 <BobThePumpkin> oh noes teh silence
16:45:37 <Dozer> bob, i'm a pass this one to you
16:45:37 <yur> lol
16:45:42 <BobThePumpkin> what
16:45:45 <BobThePumpkin> noo come back
16:45:46 <yur> huh
16:45:48 <Dozer> lol
16:45:51 <yur> lol
16:45:53 <yur> me
16:45:53 <Dozer> dude
16:45:54 <yur> ??
16:45:55 <yur> ??
16:45:59 <Dozer> you don't have to talk so much
16:46:06 <yur> dude yur english ass home
16:46:12 <yur> grrr
16:46:19 * BobThePumpkin blinks
16:46:23 <yur> how do you join a channel man
16:46:33 <Dozer> type in /join #channel
16:46:35 <yur> tell me
16:46:37 <BobThePumpkin> "/join #channel"
16:46:40 <BobThePumpkin> with no quotes
16:46:55 <yur> huh
16:46:56 <yur> wat
16:46:58 <yur> r
16:47:02 <yur> quts
16:47:06 <BobThePumpkin> oh god...
16:47:06 <yur> quots
16:47:11 <yur> oh god
16:47:19 <yur> omg yur self boy.lol
16:47:28 <BobThePumpkin> TIME FOR YOU TO GO BACK TO ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
16:47:37 <yur> huh
16:47:39 <Dozer> i'm logginf this
16:47:41 <BobThePumpkin> exactly
16:47:42 <yur> im 29 stuiped
16:47:45 <Dozer> this could be comedy in 20 years
16:47:45 <yur> i dont play
16:47:56 <BobThePumpkin> stop talking, you can only hurt yourself
16:48:24 <yur> i bet yur mom's like humpty dumpty ................humped then dumped
16:48:26 <yur> lol
16:48:32 <yur> i did yur mom)
16:48:37 <BobThePumpkin> oh yay completely unrelated insults
16:48:39 <Dozer> okay, wow
16:48:45 <yur> wow
16:48:48 <yur> lol
16:48:49 <Dozer> do us a favor and castrate yourself
16:48:52 <yur> yur soo funny
16:49:00 <BobThePumpkin> really? we should go out
16:49:02 <yur> #$%&ing elngland
16:49:13 <yur> american peiple shuld destroy it
16:49:26 <BobThePumpkin> I dont see how england is related to this conversation
16:49:31 <Dozer> we are american, silly
16:49:40 <yur> no.man i'm talking to dover
16:49:42 <Dozer> and england is the USA's principal ally
16:49:50 <BobThePumpkin> all of dover, delaware
16:49:51 <BobThePumpkin> wow
16:49:53 <yur> why do you talk weird
16:50:04 <Dozer> ROFLMAO
16:50:05 <yur> **type
16:50:06 <BobThePumpkin> actually, we speak correctly
16:50:06 <Dozer> wow
16:50:11 <yur> lol
16:50:20 <yur> but..dover doesnt
16:50:25 <BobThePumpkin> we need elric in here, he'd go insane
16:50:33 <yur> huh
16:50:39 <yur> wtf did you say boy
16:50:41 <Dozer> i live in florida, and my name is dozer.
16:50:42 <yur> im yur dad
16:50:47 <yur> cause i did yur mom
16:50:51 <Dozer> and this guy has no cerebrum whatsoever
16:51:03 <BobThePumpkin> well I obviously got most of my genes from her then
16:51:05 <yur> im da yur dad
16:51:21 <yur> lol
16:51:26 <yur> dude you started it
16:51:39 <BobThePumpkin> and how did I do this?
16:51:40 <yur> i just wanna now how to join a channlel
16:51:44 <BobThePumpkin> and we told you
16:51:47 <BobThePumpkin> 3 times
16:51:48 <Dozer> we told you, sniveling dolt
16:51:50 <yur> how man
16:52:06 <yur> stuiped pice ytur om's face oww diss
16:52:14 <Dozer> (7:44.37PM) <09Dozer> . /join #(channel)
16:52:20 <yur> ok
16:52:23 <Dozer> (7:46.40PM) <09Dozer> type in /join #channel
16:52:28 <BobThePumpkin> ok, type /quit and hit enter for a channel list
16:52:33 <Dozer> (7:46.44PM) <BobThePumpkin> "/join #channel"
16:53:07 <yur> huh
16:53:13 <yur> didnt worek
16:53:18 <BobThePumpkin> *sigh* you're hopeless
16:53:25 <yur> lol
16:53:28 <BobThePumpkin> what did you type in exactly
16:53:33 <BobThePumpkin> put a period in front of it
16:53:34 <yur> dunt you have good disses
16:53:38 <BobThePumpkin> or we can't see it
16:53:46 <Dozer> it's because he's using the irc port on the ll website
16:53:48 <Dozer> wow
16:53:50 <yur> diss me
16:53:51 <Dozer> what a retard
16:53:51 <BobThePumpkin> ahh
16:53:53 <BobThePumpkin> I see
16:53:57 <yur> yup
16:53:59 <yur> wat
16:54:02 <yur> seemy balls
16:54:03 <BobThePumpkin> get a decent client, then it'll work
16:54:04 <yur> lol
16:54:11 <Dozer> you have to download mirc
16:54:44 <yur> lol
16:54:52 <yur> dozer did you get that
16:55:07 <Dozer> yes...
16:55:11 <yur> lol
16:55:20 <Dozer> congratulations, you can pm people
16:55:24 <yur> yup
16:55:32 <yur> i 'n a bib boy now
16:55:34 <yur> chaaa
16:55:35 <yur> lol
16:55:36 <Dozer> i'm muting you now
16:55:41 <yur> huh
16:55:41 <Dozer> goodbye
16:55:43 <yur> wat
16:55:47 <yur> bitch
16:55:50 <yur> grrrrrrrrrr

PM
16:56:10 <yur> yo man dover is gay
16:56:21 <yur> dude type
16:56:25 <yur> omg
16:56:29 <yur> type
16:56:32 <yur> gttttttt
16:56:33 <BobThePumpkin> I am unable to operate a keyboard at this time
16:56:39 <yur> huh
16:56:41 <yur> wat
16:56:47 <yur> england talk
16:56:49 <yur> huh
16:56:57 <yur> talk american style
16:57:06 <BobThePumpkin> what is american style?
16:57:06 <yur> englISH
16:57:11 <yur> yo no
16:57:16 <yur> sslaang
16:57:23 <yur> rright
16:57:25 <yur> ??
16:57:26 <yur> ??
16:57:28 <yur> dude
16:57:33 <yur> comon
16:57:35 <yur> talk
16:57:40 <yur> wat yur best item
16:57:44 <BobThePumpkin> according to my encyclopedia, the US's official language is english
16:57:48 <yur> i got bonehew
16:57:56 <yur> item???
16:58:02 <yur> wats yur best item??
16:58:11 <BobThePumpkin> I don't play D2 much anymore
16:58:13 <yur> or are you a black guy
16:58:21 <yur> can i have yur acc
16:58:22 <yur> ??
16:58:24 <yur> plz
16:58:28 <BobThePumpkin> ...and skin color is relevant how?
16:58:33 <yur> nop
16:58:37 <yur> just kidding
16:58:39 <BobThePumpkin> if you had good items, why do you need my account?
16:58:41 <BobThePumpkin> have*
16:58:48 <yur> i dunno
16:58:50 <BobThePumpkin> and my account has probably been deleted by now
16:58:54 <BobThePumpkin> due to inactivity
16:58:55 <yur> i wanna see how good you are
16:59:03 <yur> well
16:59:09 <BobThePumpkin> I'm worse than you, are you happy now?
16:59:12 <yur> howcome yur here in a d2 website\
16:59:18 <yur> lol
16:59:21 <BobThePumpkin> its actually an IRC chat room
16:59:31 <yur> i dunt wanna fight i wanna talk d2 style
16:59:38 <yur> huh
16:59:39 <BobThePumpkin> D2 style...
16:59:39 <yur> wat
16:59:49 <yur> you no
16:59:51 <yur> tp??
16:59:53 <yur> wp
16:59:55 <yur> wtf
16:59:57 <yur> omg
17:00:00 <yur> wp??
17:00:00 <yur> ??
17:00:03 <yur> omg man
17:00:17 <BobThePumpkin> right.. well the first two are only useful ingame
17:00:17 No such nick/channel

#LurkerLounge
17:00:08 * yur has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
17:00:22 <BobThePumpkin> YES

[Dozer]

I sincerely apologize for using the wrong "principle" in there :blink: (or was it the right one? bah, I'm confused)


This line is so amazingly funny that I ACTUALLY WAS "roflmao", as it were. :D

16:49:53 <yur> why do you talk weird

[Kevin]

Bob, your encyclopedia is wrong... The US does not have an official language. :P

Other than that, I got a chuckle out of IRC idiocy. Though I get to deal with it all to frequently in other locals.

[BobThePumpkin]

Oh well, I didn't actually check anyway :P

Besides, its not like he knew it doesn't.

[Kevin]

I know, which is why I laughed anyway. :)

[DeeBye]

You should crop some of that for brevity and send it in to bash.org. There is some seriously hilarious stuff in there.

Example:

16:47:42 <yur> im 29 stuiped

I think "yur" lives in a land where 29 equals 13.

[moget?]

...but this person should be removed from the gene pool with all due alacrity, (if not as a consequence of his own stupidity).

--moget?

[Yrrek]

*head explodes*

[[wcip]Angel]

And my friends can't comprehend why I refuse to spend time on IRC...

This was hilarious, though:
"16:47:56 <BobThePumpkin> stop talking, you can only hurt yourself"
:)

However... Too many "LOL"s and "ROFLMAO"s.

*in dire need of aspirin*

[Archon_Wing]

OMG U R THE Bigest newb E43r h4hr h4r roflamo stfu i pwnzor you LMAO~what a newb !!! OMG LOL!!!!!!111111

Don't try this at home.

[Phyloxerra]

Howdy,

Three words: Laugh Out Loud


Scotty

[Occhidiangela]

That fellow is a shining example of why some folks start to buy into 'Untermensch' theories, and we know the path that can lead to. Maybe if he could be induced to play freeze tag on the Interstate . . .

On the other hand, maybe he was actually 29, and very, very drunk. I have done moronic things when drunk, and at ages > 29.

[Archon]

Edit: Disclaimer- A tad lengthy, but hopefully worth it.

Sadly, Occhi, your fate in humanity was ill-deserved...
Unlike Bob, I won't let the log speak for itself. "!" means Archon comment.

* yur (~Lounger@io.yourlibrary.ca) has joined #LurkerLounge

!My face lit up when I saw that. I'd been waiting for this opportunity ever since I saw the orginal, and suggested Bob make this thread.

<yur> hello
* ChanServ sets mode: +l 18
* DevilWarrior (~devwar@dschrier.ne.client2.attbi.com) has joined #lurkerlounge
<yur> hi
<Archon> Hey.
<yur> wats up
<Archon> Nothing really...
<yur> do you play diablo
<yur> ??
<Archon> Yes.
<Archon> Well, I did.
<yur> ok
<yur> well wat was yur best item
<Archon> Uhh...
<Archon> I never really ranked them.
<yur> are you leggittman
<yur> ??
<yur> ??
<yur> ????
<Archon> No.
<Archon> I am Archon.
<yur> ok
<yur> just checking
<yur> because i know this guy named leggitman and hes is from england
<Archon> No.
<yur> do you now him?
<yur> ?/
<yur> no?
<Archon> LegitMaan is from New Jersey, USA.
<yur> oww ok
<yur> hi leggitman
<Archon> Huh?
<Archon> He's not here.
<yur> do you know him
<yur> ??
<Archon> Yes.
<yur> how do you now him!!!
<yur> ??
* ChanServ sets mode: +l 19
<Archon> This channel.
<yur> he better no be yur brother
<yur> ok
<Archon> Erm...
<Archon> No.
<yur> ok
<Archon> But why would that be bad?
<yur> well still he talks like and england reight
<Archon> Not really.
<yur> right!
<yur> well to me he talks like and england
<Archon> Do people from different countries type differently?
<yur> lol
<yur> yup
<Archon> I've never really noticed...
<yur> he says things like how do you do or well done and drinks tea funny
<yur> l9l
<Archon> Uhh.. O_o
<yur> ok
<yur> you are leggitman
<Archon> Am I?
<Archon> I am not.
<yur> trust me you rae
<Archon> Sorry.
<yur> ok<yur> well
<Archon> I wasn't trying to be.
<yur> ummm
<yur> ok
<yur> can i have your acc
<Archon> He's a friend of mine though.
<Archon> What?
<Archon> My account?
<yur> yur account
<Archon> For Battle.net?
<yur> ?? can i
<yur> yup
<Archon> No.
<yur> 4 b net
<yur> how come
<Archon> I still use it.
<yur> do you still play
<yur> wats yur best item then
<yur> ?/
<yur> ?
<Archon> Like I said... I've never really ranked them.
<yur> how come
<Archon> Don't see the point in it.
<yur> do you have uniqe ones
<Archon> Yes...
<yur> wind force? shaft stop? beruzza?
<yur> add me to yur /f list
<Archon> I've had a couple of those.
<yur> add me
<Archon> I don't play anymore.
<yur> wat
<Archon> I play Starcraft.
<Archon> Not D2.
<Archon> Well...
<Archon> RARELY D2.
<yur> no can i have your d2 account for battle net
<yur> dude can i ??
<Archon> I use the same one for both...
<yur> ??
<Archon> No.
<yur> ok
<yur> are you paulo
<yur> paulo\
<Archon> Who?
<yur> paulo
<Archon> Never heard of him.
<yur> because if you are im maurice con dome
<Majestic> he's paulo
<yur> ok
<Majestic> he's lying to you
<Archon> Hey!
<yur> wats yur real name
<Archon> Who is this Paulo?!
<Majestic> see?
<yur> majestic are you leggitman
<Majestic> LIAR
<Archon> T_T
<Majestic> no, i am kazaam
<Archon> Fine... I guess I have to be Paulo now...

!At this point, I gave in and just had to start messing with him.

<yur> paulo im not coming to your birthday party
* Archon is now known as Paulo
<yur> lol
<Paulo> Why not?
<yur> wats yur phone number then??
<Paulo> We're going to have a clown!
<yur> tell me to prove you are paulo
<yur> wat school do you go to??

!There's the proof of him not being 29... I hope.

<yur> huh
<yur> tell me smarty pants
<yur> come on
<yur> pimple hed
<Paulo> The one you do? >_>
<yur> do wat
<yur> ?? huh come on
<Paulo> Erm.
<yur> oww yea
<Paulo> ?_?
<yur> wats are teachers name
<Paulo> I'm confussled.
<yur> wats yur teachers name
<yur> huh tell me PAULO
<yur> tell me or die
* Paulo chooses death.
<yur> *ok
<yur> paulo is stuiped
<yur> lol
<yur> oww yea wats yur acc name iull add you
<yur> ill*
<yur> ill add you
<yur> wat is it
<Paulo> It's...
<yur> huh tell me pimple hed
<yur> pimple hed right
<yur> ??
<Paulo> *Goatse.cxlover20

!Again, I had to ^_^

<yur> pimple hed
<yur> nop
<yur> its jorgorf
<yur> lol
<Paulo> Oh, that's my other one.
<yur> lol
<Paulo> Who is this "pimple hed"?
<yur> its not jorgorf either stuiped pants
<yur> lol
<Paulo> Yes it is!
<yur> its alpha_blue
<Paulo> Nope.
<yur> you suck
<yur> yup
<yur> stuiped
<yur> oww yea wats my name
<yur> name bitch
<yur> come on tell me
<yur> hahah
<Paulo> Maurice.

!Couldn't he have picked a harder question? Like one that.... HE HADN'T JUST TOLD ME THE DAMNED ANSWER TO? No? Ok then...

<yur> ill gie you a clue im the guy who is cow_killer in attle nety
<yur> net**
<yur> tell me
<yur> tell me
<yur> come on pimple heded biotch
<Paulo> Oooo!
<yur> ha ha ha
<yur> your not paulo\
<yur> wait
<yur> ummmm
<yur> ok
* Paulo is now known as Pimple-Heded-Biotch
<yur> wats your last name??
<yur> huh tell me trhat
<Pimple-Heded-Biotch> I don't have one...
<yur> hmmmmmmmmmmmm
<yur> yur the crappeiest crsap i ever seen
<Pimple-Heded-Biotch> I'm just "Paulo". Like Madonna. @_@
<yur> stuiped hed
<yur> hahah
<yur> c ya lozer
<Pimple-Heded-Biotch> Lozer?
<yur> and it was jorgorf idiot
<yur> or shidiot
<Pimple-Heded-Biotch> Shidiot!
<yur> c ya crapster
<yur> yup
<Pimple-Heded-Biotch> I like that one.
<yur> bastard
* Pimple-Heded-Biotch is now known as Shidiot
<yur> oww
<yur> ya
<yur> nipple suck
<Shidiot> Keep them coming!
<yur> flapple jack
<yur> a22_hole
<Shidiot> These are great!
<yur> oww nice one huh
<Shidiot> Yeah...
<yur> a22-hole is the best
<yur> ummm
<yur> ivanna
<Shidiot> "Flapple Jack".... OWW! That burns...
<Majestic> hey
<Majestic> i'm coming to richmond to beat you up
* Looking up yur user info...

!This is where I looked up his hostname, and went to his ISP's (A Richmond Library!) site.

<yur> hey wat a22-hole
<yur> huh
<yur> howed you now i live there
<yur> grrrr
<yur> yur paulo
<yur> richmond
<yur> me
<yur> me??
<yur> little old me
<yur> shidiot type
<Shidiot> Are you at the library?
<yur> oww my gosh
<yur> how do you now that
<Shidiot> I know everything.
<yur> ??
<yur> grrr
<yur> hacker
* Shidiot is now known as Omnipotent
<yur> wat computer are you at ben
<yur> huh
<Omnipotent> 5.
<yur> wat
<yur> i mean the name
<Omnipotent> Dunno.
<yur> oww
<yur> huh
<yur> it said
<yur> welcome to richmond public library at the top of this web page
<yur> lol
<yur> claever
<yur> huh
<yur> im the master detective
<Omnipotent> Are you now?
<yur> yup
<Omnipotent> Cool. I'm your number 1 fan!
<yur> is that how you new were i was
* Omnipotent is now known as Master-Detective-Fan
<yur> the richmond library
<yur> oww yea
<yur> ok
<yur> umm
<yur> let me think
<yur> jelly-bean-dick
<yur> lol
<yur> good huh
<Master-Detective-Fan> Thank you, may I have another?
<yur> ok well
<yur> how about
<yur> nothing-knight
<yur> oww
<yur> leggitman
<Master-Detective-Fan> Heh.
<yur> you are leggitman
* Master-Detective-Fan is now known as LegitMaan
<LegitMaan> You caught me.
<yur> ''may i have another'' is englishy
<LegitMaan> Englishy?
<LegitMaan> Heh.
<yur> and you change your name every five minutes so that is how i didint now who you were
<yur> dover,leggitman.shidiot
<yur> hahah
<yur> you even are leggitmaaan
<yur> cause i only spelt leggitmaan with one a in tye man part
<yur> and dover does spell it withn 2 a's
<yur> awsome
<LegitMaan> Yeah, that's undisputable proof!
<yur> huh
<yur> master dtective
<yur> ok
<yur> well
<LegitMaan> Indeed.
<yur> to make it more proof...............
<yur> wat did you call me when i roared at you a few days ago

!Legit and he had a chat a few days ago...

<yur> ??
<yur> ??
<yur> tell me
<LegitMaan> Hmm...
<yur> elnglish boiy
<LegitMaan> A lot of things.
<yur> ok
<yur> well
<LegitMaan> I "muted" you.
<yur> choice a=dummy,choice b=furry,choice c crappy lozer

!Awww DAMN! How will I ever choose?... -_- Not only was I present the other day... but JESUS! Process of elimination, no?

<yur> huh
<yur> tell me
<LegitMaan> Furry.
<yur> ok
<yur> your him
<LegitMaan> Yep.
<yur> awesome man
<yur> ok
<LegitMaan> Guilty as charged.
<yur> well
<yur> hmm
<yur> who was majestic?/
<yur> ??
<LegitMaan> Paulo.
<yur> crap he is
<LegitMaan> Yeah.
<yur> wat school does he go to
<yur> wait
<yur> ...............
<LegitMaan> Richmond I think.
<yur> another crime to solve
<yur> ok
<yur> well
<yur> umm
<LegitMaan> Yep.
<yur> are you leaderofdeath
<yur> ??
<yur> ?/
<yur> ???
<LegitMaan> Can't say that I am.
<LegitMaan> Or CAN I?
<yur> tell me the truth
<yur> grrrrrrrrrrrrr
<yur> ill have to solve
<yur> ok
<yur> well
* LegitMaan is now known as LeaderOfDeath
<yur> um wat is your barbs name
<LeaderOfDeath> TubGirlFiend.

!Again, sorry...

<yur> choice a= hulk-hunter.choice c=hells punisher.choice d=crappy lozer

!Hmm.... considering that only one of those is a possible character name, I pick B. Errr...! A, then.

<yur> huh
<LeaderOfDeath> A.
<yur> tell me
<yur> oww ok
<yur> well
<yur> is that your finnale ansewer?
<yur> ??
<LeaderOfDeath> Yep.
<yur> ok
<yur> wat weopon does he use
<LeaderOfDeath> Sword.
<yur> opps wrong to hell
<LeaderOfDeath> Fists maybe?
<LeaderOfDeath> I forget.
<yur> some swroda gay hammaer i prosume
<yur> opps
<yur> englindish voice
<yur> prosume*
<yur> is englindy

!HAH! Take that! Now you are the one that is Engl... no, wait. I won't even bother.

<yur> ok
<yur> now..............
<yur> englindy will now be also nown as frenchy
<yur> ok
<LeaderOfDeath> Erm...
<LeaderOfDeath> "Ok"?
<yur> and.....................wat is paulo's account name
<LeaderOfDeath> I'm confused to all hell by this. Oh great Master Detective!
<yur> ??
<yur> ??
<yur> ok
<yur> umm
<yur> well too bad french man
<yur> ok
<LeaderOfDeath> Jorgorf.
<yur> wat is paulo's acc name
<yur> ok
<yur> well
<yur> omg you are him
<LeaderOfDeath> Yeah.
<yur> nop
<yur> haha
<LeaderOfDeath> No.
<yur> you fell for my trick
<LeaderOfDeath> Uhhh?
<yur> french people are always like that
<LeaderOfDeath> Trick?
<LeaderOfDeath> ...

!Just to stress my point, I repeat "..."

<yur> yup
<yur> im very tricksy
<yur> wat is my name and my acc name?//
<yur> ???
<yur> ???
<yur> huh
<yur> ok well hint
<yur> 1 hint only
<yur> my name is joseph and i called you a cripple
<yur> a=false. b=no
<yur> dude
<LeaderOfDeath> What the hell!?! O_o
<yur> type
<yur> ok
<yur> well
<yur> let me ask you one more thing
<yur> wat is my account name??
<yur> huh
<yur> tell me'
<LeaderOfDeath> I'm confuzzed beyond... well, I'm just really confuzzed!
<yur> ok
<yur> deal=yur leader and majestic is paulo
<yur> ok\
* Nastie (~NastieBow@lsanca2-ar35-4-43-130-075.lsanca2.dsl-verizon.net) has joined #LurkerLounge
<yur> nastie is the gay guy right leader

!Gay guy leader?! What would that even be?

<yur> remember last time
* ChanServ sets mode: +l 20
<LeaderOfDeath> Cow-Killer.
<yur> he he he he he
<yur> ok
<yur> you are leaderofdeath
<LeaderOfDeath> Yep.
<yur> man im awesome at this detective ass stuff
<yur> ok
<yur> dude
<yur> leader
<LeaderOfDeath> Yep, you're intelligent!
<LeaderOfDeath> Hmm.
* yur (~Lounger@io.yourlibrary.ca) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

!Guess he was sarcasm intolerent.

* LeaderOfDeath is now known as Archon
<Archon> Aw nuts.
<Archon> Time to log it ^_^
* ChanServ sets mode: +l 19

!INTERMISSION @_@ During this time (About 11 minutes) Legit joined, and I sent him the log as of then but, oh my. There was more to come!

* yur (~Lounger@io.yourlibrary.ca) has joined #LurkerLounge
<LegitMaan> oh well speak of the devil
<Archon> Hey there.
<yur> wtf did you say french boy
<yur> wat
* LegitMaan goes AFK

!I probably should have followed suit...

<Archon> Kak.
<yur> you are two diffrent peipe
<yur> omg
<Archon> I've split.
<yur> lol
<yur> wat
<yur> ok
<yur> this calls for a master-detective
<yur> ok
<Archon> Oh no... NOT HIM!
<LegitMaan> split...your pants?
<yur> wich one is paulo
<yur> ??
<Archon> He'll discover our SEHKRATS!
<yur> ???
<Archon> Yes, Legit.
<LegitMaan> cheers yur
<Archon> But I don't see the relevancy.
<yur> leggit is french and archon is amaerican right
<yur> yup i got it all undercontroll
<yur> ha ha
<yur> ok
<Archon> "AMAMERICCA!@@1111111111111111111111111111111!~````1111111111111one GOGO!!"
<yur> sehkrats
<yur> yup
<yur> im american two
<yur> ha ha
<Archon> Oh geez.
<LegitMaan> sup paulo
<yur> that makes it americans vs. crappy frensh
* Archon is now known as Paulo
<yur> lol
<Paulo> Not much.
<LegitMaan> @_@
<yur> crap
<yur> leggitman
<yur> huh
<yur> damn im comfused
<yur> paulo ill call you
<yur> ok
<Paulo> Ok.
<yur> remember this password
* Paulo waits for the call.
<yur> ms.ray is gay
<yur> ok
<yur> ill call you
* ChanServ sets mode: +l 21
<yur> wat
<yur> chanserv is so gay
<Paulo> Is he?
<yur> ha ha ha i swore at him
<yur> ok
<Paulo> Maybe I could hook him up with somebody...
<yur> dude
<yur> well
<yur> me?<yur> dude
<yur> ok
<Paulo> No.
<yur> well ummm
<Paulo> Someone gay.
<yur> wat you say
<yur> grrrrrrrrrrr
<yur> leggitmasaan
<Paulo> Zoid's a taken man, I know. Hmm....

!Later, Zoid shared this PM with me:
<Zoid> [yur ) hahha yur the gay guy
<Zoid> [yur ) hahah gay
<Zoid> [yur ) gay
<Zoid> [yur ) gay
<Zoid> [yur ) gay
<Zoid> [yur ) behing the ......................ewwww yur gay
<Zoid> [yur ) gay!!
<Zoid> [yur ) type
<Zoid> kids these days

<yur> ha ha yha
<yur> ha hga ya
<yur> ha ha.ewww
<yur> remember
<yur> behind the shed
<yur> ewwwwwww
<Paulo> Huh?
<LegitMaan> haha
<Paulo> Buttsex0r?
<yur> behind the shed
<LegitMaan> "are you at my library?"
<Paulo> Alrgiht!
<LegitMaan> hah
<yur> damn
<yur> yup
<yur> damn right
<yur> ok paulo
* Paulo is now known as Butsexx0rz
<yur> id your paulo how old is paulo
<Butsexx0rz> Gah!
* Butsexx0rz is now known as Buttsexx0rz
<yur> if your paulo how old ishe
<yur> huh
<yur> tell me that pimple hed
<Buttsexx0rz> I'm buttsex.
<Buttsexx0rz> I rock.
<yur> ok
<yur> dude
<yur> leggitmaan
<LegitMaan> <LegitMaan> Indeed.

!Him reacting to he log.

<yur> were is that french
<yur> wat
<yur> wat
<LegitMaan> you make a better LegitMaant than me :(
<Buttsexx0rz> Hah.
<LegitMaan> did I just type LegitMaant?
<yur> ha ha ha
<Buttsexx0rz> No.
<yur> no
<yur> no
<LegitMaan> phew
<Buttsexx0rz> ^_^
<yur> nop
<LegitMaan> I should eat more carrots
<yur> dude
<yur> man ok
<Buttsexx0rz> Yeah... or or or SOMETHING!
<yur> your not paulo in real life man

!I guess that means he actually had to call...

<LegitMaan> haha
<LegitMaan> wait
<yur> wait wat
<LegitMaan> you weren't present during my conversation with yur right?
<yur> i wanna change my naem
<Buttsexx0rz> I was there.
<Buttsexx0rz> He's a furry.
<LegitMaan> d'oh
<Buttsexx0rz> @_@
<yur> wat
<LegitMaan> I thought you were afk
<Buttsexx0rz> I was.
<LegitMaan> but I'm sure you would've guessed "furry" anyway
<yur> furry
<Buttsexx0rz> But I read it after.
<Buttsexx0rz> ^_^
<Buttsexx0rz> Indeed....
<yur> roar
<LegitMaan> ahhh, using the powerful scroll
<yur> grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
<yur> roar
<yur> lol
<yur> im awesome
<Buttsexx0rz> He must have cast a scroll of... SCROLL!
<yur> ok
<yur> tp or cowz tp or scroll of unid
* Buttsexx0rz is now known as BadWithPuns
<yur> dude do nipple-suck
<yur> or shidiot
<BadWithPuns> GIB LEG IDDOT.
<LegitMaan> <yur> opps
<LegitMaan> <yur> englindish voice
<LegitMaan> <yur> prosume*
<LegitMaan> <yur> is englindy
<BadWithPuns> IDDOT!
<LegitMaan> hah, so he was a brit all along!
<BadWithPuns> GIB LEG!
<yur> gib leg
<yur> huh
<LegitMaan> couldn't keep the dark sehkrat hidden from us
<yur> wat you say
<BadWithPuns> Main screen turn on.

!Sorry for that too @_@

<yur> wat you sayt white boy
* BadWithPuns is now known as ItsYou
<yur> ok
* ItsYou is now known as ETC
<yur> asdas
<yur> dude how do you change names
<yur> leggitmaan wanna team up against ''paulo''
<yur> ??
<yur> wanna
<LegitMaan> DUMeter is gonna expire tomorrow

!Poor Legit, actually trying to start conversation...

<yur> wat??
<yur> dude
<LegitMaan> does anyone know of a good free bandwidth monitor program that charts usage over many weeks and months?
<yur> ill be on d2 tommorow wanna play......................or add me
<yur> leggit private talk?
<yur> dude leggit
* ETC is now known as Archon
<yur> i got to go ok
<Archon> Aww.
<yur> sda
<yur> ad
<yur> ads
<yur> sd
<Archon> You're intelligence was just starting to rub off on me!
<Archon> Oh wait...
<Archon> In that case... GO!
<yur> wat
<Archon> QUICK!
<yur> wat
<yur> ok c ya

!^_^

<yur> wat??<yur> huh
<Archon> Kak.

!Kak- Originated by the Mongler of Chaos, Chaosmongler, this word means.... nothing, and everything. Ok... truthfully, it could mean anything.

<LegitMaan> eh?
<Archon> It all comes back to kak.
<yur> you wanty me to stay
<yur> kak wat?
<yur> kak
<yur> kak
<yur> kak
<yur> ok wait
* yur (~Lounger@io.yourlibrary.ca) Quit (Quit: Leaving)
<Archon> Whew.
<Archon> ^_^
* ChanServ sets mode: +l 20

!As always, Chanserv gets the last word.

[Dozer]

This guy is a frontrunner for the idiot of the year award.... so sayeth "dover" :D

[Chaerophon]

!Kak- Originated by the Mongler of Chaos, Chaosmongler, this word means.... nothing, and everything. Ok... truthfully, it could mean anything.

Ahhhh, Chaosmongler.... good times, good times. I used to have so much fun on Threewave. *sigh* Damn real life.

[[wcip]Angel]

I read about half way through but had to stop when I started noticing my IQ was plummeting.