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The Corrupted Wish Game
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04-29-2005, 07:52 AM
Obi2Kenobi,Apr 29 2005, 05:12 AM Wrote:I wish that no one posts after this post. Granted! Unfortuneatly a massive case of hallucinations has struck the globe, making this fiction of our imagination seem like an actual post in every aspect. I wish to die.
"Turn the key deftly in the oiled wards, and seal the hushed casket of my soul" - John Keats, "To Sleep"
04-29-2005, 09:42 AM
TaiDaishar,Apr 29 2005, 07:52 AM Wrote:I wish to die.Granted. What? Dying sucks. I wish to go play Halo 2 right now. :)
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04-29-2005, 11:35 AM
FenrisWulf,Apr 29 2005, 11:42 AM Wrote:I wish to go play Halo 2 right now. :) Granted, you are now going to play Halo 2, but due to a breach within the space and time continuum you never reach the compuer, no matter how fast you run, it will always be away from your grasp, teasing you, laughing at you, mocking you! I wish the song Don't Cry by Guns and Roses wasn't so beautiful.
"Turn the key deftly in the oiled wards, and seal the hushed casket of my soul" - John Keats, "To Sleep"
04-29-2005, 12:22 PM
TaiDaishar,Apr 29 2005, 05:35 AM Wrote:Granted, you are now going to play Halo 2, but due to a breach within the space and time continuum you never reach the compuer, no matter how fast you run, it will always be away from your grasp, teasing you, laughing at you, mocking you! Wish granted, it isn't, since beauty is in the eye of the Beholder and a beholder is a mythical D & D critter. Beauty is thus imaginary. I wish Axl Rose would disappear into a time warp and go torment the Inca royal family in pre Pizarro days.
Cry 'Havoc' and let slip the Men 'O War!
In War, the outcome is never final. --Carl von Clausewitz-- Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum John 11:35 - consider why. In Memory of Pete 
04-29-2005, 01:07 PM
Axl Rose torments and eventually kills the entire Inca royal family.
...You do know that you have royal Inca blood in your veins, do you? *poof!* Ahh, apparently not. Long live the butterfly effect! ...... I wish Hellgate:London would be released tomorrow in its finished state.
Nothing is impossible if you believe in it enough.
Median 2008 mod for Diablo II <span style="color:gray">New skills, new AIs, new items, new challenges... 06.dec.2006: Median 2008 1.44  Quote:I wish Hellgate:London would be released tomorrow in its finished state. Amazingly, Hellgate: London is released in record time and you see it on the shelf at your local EB early tomorrow afternoon. Unfortunately, since the game was never actually developed, all that you bought was a pretty package and a blank disc. Amazing what qualifies as "finished state" these days. Luckily, expansions packs have already been announced that should be done as quickly as was the D2 1.10 patch, which should make the game do more than look pretty on your desk. I wish my cell phone would work anywhere (at no extra cost). gekko
"Life is sacred and you are not its steward. You have stewardship over it but you don't own it. You're making a choice to go through this, it's not just happening to you. You're inviting it, and in some ways delighting in it. It's not accidental or coincidental. You're choosing it. You have to realize you've made choices."
-Michael Ventura, "Letters@3AM"
04-29-2005, 02:41 PM
Brother Laz,Apr 29 2005, 07:07 AM Wrote:I wish Hellgate:London would be released tomorrow in its finished state. Granted, and it is as buggy as every other game Bill Roper has had a hand in releasing late. You are able to happy feet and never get hit by any demon missile attacks, and you can use a Mana Shield spell to be nearly impervious to stun lock. And you get town killed the first time you play. I wish Blizzard would kill, for once and for all, the rumors that Diablo III will ever be made.
Cry 'Havoc' and let slip the Men 'O War!
In War, the outcome is never final. --Carl von Clausewitz-- Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum John 11:35 - consider why. In Memory of Pete 
04-29-2005, 03:21 PM
gekko,Apr 29 2005, 05:39 PM Wrote:I wish my cell phone would work anywhere (at no extra cost). Granted. Your cellphone now works everywhere thanks to a satellite dish. That, however, makes the cellphone too heavy to be carried around. I wish I wouldn't have to face head-wind ever again. ~Lucky
~Lukki
04-29-2005, 03:27 PM
(This post was last modified: 04-29-2005, 03:29 PM by Occhidiangela.)
Lucky Barbarian,Apr 29 2005, 09:21 AM Wrote:I wish I wouldn't have to face head-wind ever again. Granted, you learn how to walk backward into the wind, to the amusement of onlookers everywhere. (Either that, or you become the personfication of the following lyric from Dr Hook and the Medicine Show Well here I am in the wind again, Blowing wherever it takes me . . . I wish my turntable would get fixed and returned to me. It has been seven months. Occhi PS. More from that song. I think the lyrics are by Shel Sylverstein Well it's coffee and a kiss And two cigarettes And out into the cold, cold weather I'm chasin' my dream But I just can't seem To rub two coins together Chorus Life aint easy . . .
Cry 'Havoc' and let slip the Men 'O War!
In War, the outcome is never final. --Carl von Clausewitz-- Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum John 11:35 - consider why. In Memory of Pete 
04-29-2005, 04:31 PM
Occhidiangela,Apr 29 2005, 08:27 AM Wrote:I wish my turntable would get fixed and returned to me. It has been seven months. Granted. Unfortunately, all your records are stolen, except one. William Shatner's The Transformed Man (I looked that up, I actually do not know any of his albums ;-) ). I wish Natasha and I would finally get those pesky Moose and Skvorl! -A 
04-29-2005, 07:01 PM
Ashock,Apr 29 2005, 08:31 AM Wrote:I wish Natasha and I would finally get those pesky Moose and Skvorl! Poof! You are transformed into Boris, captured on celluloid, and stored in a cartoon archive where you gather dust for many, many years to come. I wish Elizabeth Hurley, Salma Hayek (around the time of Desperado ;) ), and Téa Leoni would recieve mention on the list of movie hotties in the Batman thread.
The Bill of No Rights
The United States has become a place where entertainers and professional athletes are mistaken for people of importance. Robert A. Heinlein 
04-29-2005, 09:39 PM
jahcs,Apr 29 2005, 12:01 PM Wrote:I wish Elizabeth Hurley, Salma Hayek (around the time of Desperado ;) ), and Téa Leoni would recieve mention on the list of movie hotties in the Batman thread. Granted! I wish you would mention Janet Reno as someone whom you'd like to see as a movie hottie.
04-29-2005, 09:48 PM
Griselda,Apr 29 2005, 02:39 PM Wrote:Granted! I wish you would mention Janet Reno as someone whom you'd like to see as a movie hottie. Granted. I wish someone would clear out that pool of vomit that I just produced after granting the above wish. -A
04-29-2005, 10:01 PM
Ashock,Apr 29 2005, 03:48 PM Wrote:Granted. Granted. Your dog just licked up the pool of vomit. Your dog now wants to lick your face. I wish I could get the visual Griselda induced, of Janet Reno in the Catwoman costume Halle Barry wore, out of my head. Gris, you are truly evil . . . in a nice way? :blink: Occhi
Cry 'Havoc' and let slip the Men 'O War!
In War, the outcome is never final. --Carl von Clausewitz-- Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum John 11:35 - consider why. In Memory of Pete
04-29-2005, 10:08 PM
Occhidiangela,Apr 29 2005, 03:01 PM Wrote:I wish I could get the visual Griselda induced, of Janet Reno in the Catwoman costume Halle Barry wore, out of my head. Granted! It is replaced by an image of Janet Reno in a Wonder Woman costume, panting and sweating heavily, hair all awry, tied up with her own lasso, eyes big and round with anticipation. :shuriken: I wish I could get a decent haircut.
Why can't we all just get along
--Pete 
04-29-2005, 10:45 PM
Griselda,Apr 29 2005, 05:08 PM Wrote:Granted! It is replaced by an image of Janet Reno in a Wonder Woman costume, panting and sweating heavily, hair all awry, tied up with her own lasso, eyes big and round with anticipation. Griselda... :wacko: You and I, we need to talk some time. But not right now. I feel like hurling. Granted! You get a hair cut. You single handedly make the She-Mullet the most popular hairdo for women worldwide. When your 15 minutes of fame are up, you will die, broken, bitter, and alone. And with bad hair. I wish Janet Reno in a Wonder Woman costume had never been mentioned. I believe I will finally ask my doctor about Viagra now.
All alone, or in twos,
The ones who really love you Walk up and down outside the wall. Some hand in hand And some gathered together in bands. The bleeding hearts and artists Make their stand. And when they've given you their all Some stagger and fall, after all it's not easy Banging your heart against some mad buggers wall. "Isn't this where...." Griselda,Apr 29 2005, 01:39 PM Wrote:Granted! I wish you would mention Janet Reno as someone whom you'd like to see as a movie hottie. 2 points to Griselda for corrupting a wish in the Corrupted wish game just by wishing for something else. And that wish is truly horrible. Horrible it is, my precious...
The Bill of No Rights
The United States has become a place where entertainers and professional athletes are mistaken for people of importance. Robert A. Heinlein
04-30-2005, 01:07 AM
I wish the Elitist Thread had not been locked. It was just getting juicy!
Somebody had just thrown FRESH MEAT! into the Hydralisk Den. Bother.
All alone, or in twos,
The ones who really love you Walk up and down outside the wall. Some hand in hand And some gathered together in bands. The bleeding hearts and artists Make their stand. And when they've given you their all Some stagger and fall, after all it's not easy Banging your heart against some mad buggers wall. "Isn't this where...." 
04-30-2005, 02:19 AM
Doc,Apr 30 2005, 01:07 AM Wrote:I wish the Elitist Thread had not been locked. It was just getting juicy! ...a nice, constructive discussion had been happening, yes. And way too many image postings, too. I wish image editing would vanish from the universe. :(
UPDATE: Spamblaster.
04-30-2005, 02:27 AM
Count Duckula,Apr 29 2005, 08:19 PM Wrote:...a nice, constructive discussion had been happening, yes. And way too many image postings, too. Granted. Since someone not experienced with image editing is giving the wish, the entire computer system gets goofed up by accident. I wish penguins lived in the Chicago area.
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