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The Corrupted Wish Game
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04-25-2005, 06:46 PM
TaiDaishar,Apr 25 2005, 02:42 PM Wrote:I wish I was able to sing good. Granted. Unfortunately, the only songs you can remember the words to are cheesy easy-listening hits from the seventies (i.e., "Afternoon Delight"). I wish it was time to go home.
Darian Redwin - just some dude now
04-25-2005, 06:52 PM
Darian,Apr 25 2005, 01:46 PM Wrote:Granted. Unfortunately, the only songs you can remember the words to are cheesy easy-listening hits from the seventies (i.e., "Afternoon Delight"). Sky rockets in flight... Afternoon delight... YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAARGH! I WILL GRANT YOU YOUR WISH TO GO HOME... TO GOD! I hate that song! IT'S GONNA BE STUCK IN MY HEAD!! Oh the humanity!! I wish you were DEAD!!
All alone, or in twos,
The ones who really love you Walk up and down outside the wall. Some hand in hand And some gathered together in bands. The bleeding hearts and artists Make their stand. And when they've given you their all Some stagger and fall, after all it's not easy Banging your heart against some mad buggers wall. "Isn't this where...." 
04-25-2005, 07:00 PM
Darian dies. You are now haunted by his ghost like Scrooge was haunted. Only he doesn't come out of the floor, he only appears when you and the wife are alone together.
I wish I had 20/20 vision.
The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation - Henry David Thoreau
Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger, and at the rate I'm going, I'm going to be invincible. Chicago wargaming club 
04-25-2005, 07:08 PM
pakman,Apr 25 2005, 01:00 PM Wrote:Darian dies. You are now haunted by his ghost like Scrooge was haunted. Only he doesn't come out of the floor, he only appears when you and the wife are alone together. You now have 20/20 vision, and your girlfriend now advises you that you looked a lot hotter wearing glasses, she has lost all carnal desires for you. I wish I could resist eating Krispy Kreme doughuts. Occhi
Cry 'Havoc' and let slip the Men 'O War!
In War, the outcome is never final. --Carl von Clausewitz-- Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum John 11:35 - consider why. In Memory of Pete
04-25-2005, 07:11 PM
You resist Krispy Kremes, but have now picked up the habit of eating a pound of bacon before work every day.
I wish the gum I am currently chewing didn't remind me of BenGay.
The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation - Henry David Thoreau
Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger, and at the rate I'm going, I'm going to be invincible. Chicago wargaming club
04-25-2005, 07:12 PM
Count Duckula,Apr 25 2005, 12:10 PM Wrote:ARGH I WISH I COULD BE FIRST. You are now first. Yay Ducky. Unfortunately, the tiger just got out of the cage, a tiger who loves eating Hollins Students for breakfast. Occhi
Cry 'Havoc' and let slip the Men 'O War!
In War, the outcome is never final. --Carl von Clausewitz-- Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum John 11:35 - consider why. In Memory of Pete 
04-25-2005, 07:12 PM
(This post was last modified: 04-25-2005, 07:14 PM by Jeunemaitre.)
pakman,Apr 25 2005, 02:00 PM Wrote:I wish I had 20/20 vision. Congratulations, you now have 20/20 vision. However, the corrective procedures that were required to attain this feat have left you to perceive the world in glorious 8-bit color. You're also left with a substantial bill for the procedures, which is past due. I wish my wife and I could afford to buy a house in this area (greater sub-urban northern VA). edit: freakin homanyms. I mean really, feet?
ah bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bob
dyah ah dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dth eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
04-25-2005, 07:13 PM
Occhidiangela,Apr 25 2005, 02:08 PM Wrote:I wish I could resist eating Krispy Kreme doughuts. You know have a desire to eat nothing but Lard Lad Do-Nuts. The kind fried in beef tallow fat. You realize that Krispy Kreme doughnuts fried in vegetable oil are nasty disgusting things. Your arteries fill with yellow gold. I wish I had a do-nut.
All alone, or in twos,
The ones who really love you Walk up and down outside the wall. Some hand in hand And some gathered together in bands. The bleeding hearts and artists Make their stand. And when they've given you their all Some stagger and fall, after all it's not easy Banging your heart against some mad buggers wall. "Isn't this where...."
04-25-2005, 07:13 PM
pakman,Apr 25 2005, 01:11 PM Wrote:You resist Krispy Kremes, but have now picked up the habit of eating a pound of bacon before work every day. Wish granted, your gum now tastes like road killed skunk. I wish I had a Porsche Boxter. Occhi
Cry 'Havoc' and let slip the Men 'O War!
In War, the outcome is never final. --Carl von Clausewitz-- Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum John 11:35 - consider why. In Memory of Pete
04-25-2005, 07:16 PM
Jeunemaitre,Apr 25 2005, 01:12 PM Wrote:I wish my wife and I could afford to buy a house in this area (greater sub-urban northern VA). You can now afford a house in Leesburg, said house being a 700 square foot, no garage, postage stamp plot abutting Route 7. I wish my lawn was Bermuda grass, not St Augustine. Occhi
Cry 'Havoc' and let slip the Men 'O War!
In War, the outcome is never final. --Carl von Clausewitz-- Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum John 11:35 - consider why. In Memory of Pete
04-25-2005, 07:17 PM
You can now afford the area. Unfortunately, you are not accepted into the neighborhood. Angsty teenages constatly egg your SUV and house. Neighbors talk behind your back. There were no jell-o molds for you when you arrived.
I wish I was famous.
The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation - Henry David Thoreau
Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger, and at the rate I'm going, I'm going to be invincible. Chicago wargaming club
04-25-2005, 07:18 PM
Occhidiangela,Apr 25 2005, 02:13 PM Wrote:I wish I had a Porsche Boxter. You're new boxter will arrive next week, COD. Also, you now realize that the fine print on the eBAY motors listing stated that the car was recetly salvaged from Lake Mead; and is offered as is. I wish I could concentrate on the work I should be doing.
ah bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bob
dyah ah dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dth eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
04-25-2005, 07:21 PM
pakman,Apr 25 2005, 01:17 PM Wrote:You can now afford the area. Unfortunately, you are not accepted into the neighborhood. Angsty teenages constatly egg your SUV and house. Neighbors talk behind your back. There were no jell-o molds for you when you arrived. You are now famous, and the rumors of your pregnancy are splattered all over the tabloids, while 30 news cams are clustered at your front door, lights and microphones a wagging. I wish it was cooler here today. Occhi
Cry 'Havoc' and let slip the Men 'O War!
In War, the outcome is never final. --Carl von Clausewitz-- Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum John 11:35 - consider why. In Memory of Pete 
04-25-2005, 07:33 PM
Occhidiangela,Apr 25 2005, 12:16 PM Wrote:I wish my lawn was Bermuda grass, not St Augustine.[right][snapback]75148[/snapback][/right] Your lawn is now Bermuda Triangle grass. People who walk on your lawn disappear. I wish somebody would come over and make me lunch.
04-25-2005, 07:44 PM
Griselda,Apr 25 2005, 01:33 PM Wrote:Your lawn is now Bermuda Triangle grass. People who walk on your lawn disappear. You are now lunch, and your husband just got home ravenously hungry. ;) I wish my dog could speak English. Occhi
Cry 'Havoc' and let slip the Men 'O War!
In War, the outcome is never final. --Carl von Clausewitz-- Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum John 11:35 - consider why. In Memory of Pete 
04-25-2005, 07:47 PM
Griselda,Apr 25 2005, 11:33 AM Wrote:Your lawn is now Bermuda Triangle grass. People who walk on your lawn disappear. Hannibal Lector comes over and makes you lunch, for himself. I wish I knew the winning lottery numbers for all of this year's drawings.
The Bill of No Rights
The United States has become a place where entertainers and professional athletes are mistaken for people of importance. Robert A. Heinlein
04-25-2005, 07:58 PM
jahcs,Apr 25 2005, 01:47 PM Wrote:Hannibal Lector comes over and makes you lunch, for himself. You know all the winning numbers, but you don't know which week they win in, nor which numbers go with which in making a winning combination. I wish my numbers, which I picked Sunday, would win the Tuesday Mega Millions Lottery. :D Occhi
Cry 'Havoc' and let slip the Men 'O War!
In War, the outcome is never final. --Carl von Clausewitz-- Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum John 11:35 - consider why. In Memory of Pete
04-25-2005, 08:16 PM
Occhidiangela,Apr 25 2005, 02:58 PM Wrote:I wish my numbers, which I picked Sunday, would win the Tuesday Mega Millions Lottery. :D You win! Unfortunately, so does everyone else. You're gross winnings are $2.53. Still wishing I could concentrate, and still failing miserably.
ah bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bob
dyah ah dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dth eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 
04-25-2005, 08:30 PM
Jeunemaitre,Apr 25 2005, 08:16 PM Wrote:Still wishing I could concentrate, and still failing miserably. Granted! You now own a pile of oranges, some sugar and water, and a pitcher. Concentrate them for me, please. ^_^ I wish I could find my belt so my pants would fit.
UPDATE: Spamblaster.
04-25-2005, 08:53 PM
Count Duckula,Apr 25 2005, 03:30 PM Wrote:I wish I could find my belt so my pants would fit. You find your belt and your pants. But then have one of those dreams where you go to school nekkid. You wake up, only to find you were not dreaming. :wacko: I wish all these refried black beans and tortilla chips I have been eating wouldn't cause me to explode. Mmm guacamole and sour cream...
All alone, or in twos,
The ones who really love you Walk up and down outside the wall. Some hand in hand And some gathered together in bands. The bleeding hearts and artists Make their stand. And when they've given you their all Some stagger and fall, after all it's not easy Banging your heart against some mad buggers wall. "Isn't this where...." |
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