A Freebie Worthy of Deebye

[Doc]

Because nobody likes it dry Or cold for that matter.

Go from :o to :w00t:

Your welcome.

This stuff... Does unbelieveable things. I highly recommend that everybody try it.

Fellas... That warm tingly feeling greatly aids in, erm, er, recovery time. And it makes the ladies giggle like school girls.

Everybody deserves to be happy and feel good. Mods, please don't can me for trying to bring a little much needed happiness to everybody. God knows most of the world could use a little toe curling sex to help them relax and lighten up a bit. If we can talk about a game involving sucubi with enormous breasts, demons, and other mature adult matters, we can deal with a little love and positive emotion. Or so I hope.

:wub:

[DeeBye]

Offer only good in USA

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[Doc]

Damnit, that's irksome. The Canadians derserve good toe curling sex too.

Stupid selfish Americans.

Oafs.

BASTARDS!!!

[Dozer]

Helpful hint: fill in someone else's information for a practical joke!

[Doc]

Dozer! :shuriken: That would so totally pWn somebody!

Now let's see, 1600 Penn something or other avenue.

Wait... Wait...

President George Bush White House 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington, DC 20520

I double dog dare you.

[Doc]

You know, sending that to Dubbya might at least make the dry cornholing he is giving America a little more bearable.

[Count Duckula]

Nothing saying that Canadians can't have toe-curling sex. They're just having it without the freebie Doc advertised.

And what a freebie it is! All Doc advertised... Don't be shy about getting a sample, whatever gender you are.

[WarLocke]

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That's what you get for not living in the good ol' US of A.

If you're not with us, you're against us!

:whistling:

[Doc]

You know, everybody deserves toe curling sex.

Hey wait, am I being serious?

I dunno, we'll see. But based on my track record, I doubt it.

The worst crime of conformity I have seen is a complete lack of sexual education.

I know that schools have sexual education, but they don't actually teach anything worth knowing. The penis goes into the vagina. Usually through a hole in the sheet. And whatever you do, don't have sex!!!

Porn is not the answer. It provides unrealistic expectations, and porn viewers are doomed to unsatisfied sex lives. You become desensitized to real sexual experience.

People have become completely ignorant about sex.

Take female ejaculation for example. Let's see a show of hands from the folk that know that women ejaculate too. Women only ejaculate after completion of their orgasmic cycle. Oh wait, slow down, most folk don't even know that a woman can have an orgasm, much less ejaculate.

See, there's the problem. Female ejaculation is actually treated as an incontinance. People are thinking if it is a yellow liquid, then by God, it must be piss. Even most medical doctors believe this is so. Well, it's not. And most women of all things don't even know that they can ejaculate. Most women (And men too) don't even know that a woman can have three kinds of orgasms, the clitoral, cervical, and the uterine. I doubt that most women in their lives will ever eperience the latter two of these orgasms. And most women will never be brough to the point of ejaculation, while the man just goes and pops his rocks off. It's a terrible selfish horrible thing to do. It's part of why people go out and cheat on one another.

It honestly bothers me to know that a man can be married to a woman for years and years and years and never once bring his wife real satisfaction, while he can just pop off any old time with no real effort. And people are far to prudish, to puritanical, to even realize there is something terribly wrong. I mean, if you never talk about it, never get out the information of what exactly the wrong is and the exact nature of the problem, people can remain ignorant and blissful. If you never ever talk about or learn about things like the various stages of female orgasm and female climax leading to ejaculation, then you never have to worry about it. Never have to satisfy your partner. Never have to feel guilty about it. And the woman never has to know that anything is actually wrong, and that her whole life, her sex life is considered "normal" and that "this is the way things are."

It's shameful. Gentlemen, ladies, you both are guilty. Ladies, you need to educate your selves and SPEAK OUT! Demand satisfaction. Or no play. I think if men were put into the position where they had to "put out" or never get some ever again, there would be a revival of sexual arts in the world. If men had to either perform or take the risk of never getting laid again because some other shmuck did his homework, I believe most would be hitting the books. But most women don't put their foot down. Most don't even know there is something wrong. Their mothers didn't teach them anything.

This is one of the many things that bother ol' Doc in this world. Life sucks. Life sucks a lot. And every human being deserves a good orgasm. It's free, it feels good, and it don't matter who you are or what your social standing is, it is something everybody can achieve with a little effort. The guys take it for granted. Pop off like bottle rockets. And there is a massive part of our population that is left out of the simple joy that belongs in their lives. I don't like anybody being left out of anything.

I have a feeling that this post is going to get deleted. Go right ahead, contribute to the cycle of ignorance.

Love one another is more than just pretty words you know... It means taking the time to do it right.

[Occhidiangela]

The worst crime of conformity I have seen is a complete lack of sexual education.

I know that schools have sexual education, but they don't actually teach anything worth knowing. The penis goes into the vagina. Usually through a hole in the sheet. And whatever you do, don't have sex!!!


Love one another is more than just pretty words you know... It means taking the time to do it right.
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Doc, what year are you living in? That was a great post for 1971. Today is May 30, 2005.

If sex education is not begun in the home, the young are starting off a step behind.

As to sex education in schools, I am happy to see the debate rage. That keeps awareness up, forces people to address it, and with even modest curiousity, and the internet . . . the information is out there.

Ribald Rogue

[Doc]

Doc, what year are you living in?  That was a great post for 1971.  Today is May 30, 2005.

If sex education is not begun in the home, the young are starting off a step behind.

As to sex education in schools, I am happy to see the debate rage.  That keeps awareness up, forces people to address it, and with even modest curiousity, and the internet . . . the information is out there.

Ribald Rogue
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It's still the same old problem.

Ok fellas. Go have a frank open discussion with your better half if she knows what a uterine orgasm is... Better yet, ask her if she knows about orgasmic cycles that involve having one specific orgasm repeatedly in order to have the next area prepared in the chain of events that lead to the next orgasm in the cycle. A woman can't even have a uterine orgasm till she has completed her cervical orgasm cycle and the muscles of the uterine wall "open up for business."

Or, and please, don't take this the wrong way, but go and ask her if she has ever had one?

Ahem. This is something I am actually quite serious about. There are a lot of unhappy people these days. People are still in the same old boat as they ever were. Sex education has changed. Some. But not enough.

Occhi, why don't you go out on the street some time, in a large crowded area, and ask women and men if they know what female ejaculation is. Ask if anybody knows how to make a woman have a cervical orgasm. Say you are doing it for scientific study so you don't get arrested. I think what you find might suprise you. Of course, most folk will simply run away at the words "female ejaculation." Most folk if they do know about it connect it with Golden Shower Pee Pee Sex. Or a pornographic party trick.

And don't get mad at my questions. It's easy to get angry and defensive and say "How dare you" and all those things that most folk are prone to think when asked these sorts of questions. Men get very very angry when their sexual abilities are questioned. I don't know for sure why that is, but I highly suspect that it is repressed guilt. No, I am not being confrontational or trying to offer up some flamebait. I am just being open and frank. And I suspect right about now that some folk reading this are breathing a little harder and their nostrils are flaring a bit, and not in a sexual manner either.

It's very easy to just dismiss my postings with a casual remark, but it does not actually answer my questions.

And just wondering... How many parents could actually sit down at the dinner table and manage a conversation with their offspring involving inner-uterine orgasm methods? How many fathers could keep a straight face if their little girls came up and asked "Daddy, what's a G-Spot?" Better yet, how many fathers would even know a truthful honest answer?

[Doc]

Seeing Lemming lurking on this thread worries me...

I have a feeling this could become that "Infamous Lurker Lounge Sexual Flamewar."

We are live folks, history in the making.

And it just might answer that question "Just what are those Lurkers doing in that Lounge."

Sexual deviancy, Lurker style. Learn how to hit that 3@30.

[Fragbait]

Hi!

I see it this way:

There are two options why many women need to apply their hands to come, or have for that matter never experienced vaginal orgasms (as stated by many polls and investigations):

- a] This myth doesn't exist, because there's far to few evidence for it. This is the theory that represents the point of view of Kinsey and co.

- b] These sexual altitude flights are not widely known, because most men don't manage to bring their girls such a thing as a vaginal orgasm. How should they, though, nobody ever told them (I think that's quite likely).


Here's a link that you might find refreshing: DoctorG
Greetings, Fragbait

[Griselda]

Occhi, my friend, go ask your wife
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Doc,

I know you didn't mean it as an attack, but any sentence, especially in a post about sex, that starts with "go ask your wife" is asking for trouble. Even if you don't mean for it to be offensive, it can be taken that way very easily.

I'm not going to edit your post, but I suspect that Occhi may have different feelings when he reads it. You may want to reconsider.

[whyBish]

You know, sending that to Dubbya might at least make the dry cornholing he is giving America a little more bearable.
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<rant>
The U.S. wants to launch Orbital bombardment facilities. Imagine the outcry if China had done so.

The U.S. wants China to revalue its currency, and is planning on calling China a currency manipulator, yet it ignores the WTO about its own deficit.

The U.S. wants freer trade, yet it imposes a 25% clothing tarrif on Chinese clothing.
</rant>

I feel better now :P

[LemmingofGlory]

Seeing Lemming lurking on this thread worries me...

What am I supposed to say to this? Am I supposed to reassure you? Am I supposed to quickly moderate something to justify your concern?

Honestly, Doc, I get enough tinfoil hat paranoia from new posters about the powers of moderatordom. I'd think an old friend would be less paranoid of me than that -- or at least wouldn't use me to sensationalize his latest cause.

I feel I've been used by a dirty old man.

-Lemmy

[[wcip]Angel]

It's still the same old problem.

Occhi, my friend, go ask your wife if she knows what a uterine orgasm is... Better yet, ask her if she knows about orgasmic cycles that involve having one specific orgasm repeatedly in order to have the next area prepared in the chain of events that lead to the next orgasm in the cycle. A woman can't even have a uterine orgasm till she has completed her cervical orgasm cycle and the muscles of the uterine wall "open up for business."

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Sort of like "You can't put points into 'multiple shot', unless you've put a prerequisite point in 'magic arrow'"?

:P

(Sorry, this topic was getting a tad too dramatic for my taste. It needed a touch of levity, IMO ;))

edit: And I think you're underestimating our beloved admins a bit. :)

[Doc]

Where to begin.

Lemming. I know this is a touchy subject. Breeching these sorts of issues are always iffy at best. I honestly was not trying to sensationalise anything. When I talk about these sorts of things, I never know what is going to happen. I find that folk get even more bent out of shape talking about sex then they do talking about racism or politics.

Getting used by a dirty old man... I have two responses. We are now even for when you PKed my poor rogue mercenary down in the Catacombs in that long ago Legion Game. Two, at least you got used with some comfort. It could have been a thread with out a free sample of KY jelly involved. :o

Whybish. China suffers from premature launch. I doubt they would even make it off the launchpad. And recreational launching is frowned upon. None of this matters, as the US has no real willing partners, and we are currently just wanking off.

Fragbait. The only thing my wife does with her two hands never involves touching her self. It usually involves leaving fingernail scratches in the headboard or my arms. Trust me, she has no time or the means to actually reach down there.

Gris. After reading your post, I agree. Mind offering up a better way to pose that question? No matter how one boils it down, that's gonna be a rough one. For me, it was a general stab in the dark. I was hoping that anybody reading that question might have just an honest enough relation with their loved one that they could, infact, go ask that question. I did not mean for it to sound so inflamatory. When I am done with this post, I am going to fix it. Somehow. Here is to hoping I don't make it worse.

Human sexuality is an important thing to me. I take a rather unusual stand on the issue, considering how I stand on the side of Christianity. I have been told my views are blasphemous, even heretical. I say, God obviously wanted us to enjoy sex. He put in a build in reward system into our bodies for doing it right, and to be fruitful and multiply. If it were borning, the human population might have died off.

One only need to look at the human female form to see this... She has swelled breasts, inticing mammary glands, enlarged at all times offering the illusion of constant fertility, a visual cue for reproduction for a willing male. All other animal species, the breasts only swell during nursing or during mating season. So it is quite easy to conclude that human breasts were meant to be enjoyed in all seasons, at all times. Add to this the flared hips, naturally puffy red lips, and and all those cute little things that women do, and you have the attention of a ready male. The colour of lips are especially interesting, during arousal they swell with blood, becoming puffy and a darker shade of red. Since we are not running around on all fours, with the female of our species backside and reproductive bits right at eye level, much in the same manner of monkeys, apes, even other animals like dogs and the like, the human body has adapted to living life on two legs, upright, to have a visual cue of sexual readiness, a visual cue in the form of the human lips emulating a vagina ready for sexual intercourse, at eye level and in a place not so easily covered by clothing or modesty. A darn good way to ensure the survival of the species should be ever become prudes. And then some prick started making women wear veils. Bah. It really is a most facinating subject and it seems nobody ever wants to talk about it. It's dirty. Or worse, Satan will jab them in the ass with a pitchfork for all eternity if they do.

[Occhidiangela]

How many fathers could keep a straight face if their little girls came up and asked "Daddy, what's a G-Spot?" Better yet, how many fathers would even know a truthful honest answer?
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Doc, having already had that conversation, I will ask "what's your point?"

Glad to see the "Adults Only" caveat. (AKA a flag for kiddies to peek.) Are you confusing sex education with erotic awakening? I don't think public schools should be charged with teaching refined orgasm inducing techniques, tantric sex. PArt of the joy of learning is in experimenting. One need not have all the answers by 19. I do believe that the raw reality, sans romance, of what the mechanics are and what expected outcomes should be, to include the profound emotional impacts, are suitable for teenagers in high school. I also don't trust the schools to get it right, so we teach our children well, per CSN's admonition.

While your clinical discussion is technically well founded, why do you assume these details are some deeply guarded secret? It ain't 1970 anymore. These erotic details have been well documented for even the modestly curious for at least two decades. For the incurious, I can't comment.

As to your presumptions and commentary in re my one and only, gentlemen do not spew out details of affaires d'amor on the internet. I owe her that.

Having learned a bitter lesson in my knee jerk reaction flame at Lemming, I'll ask you to consider why discretion is held the better part of valor. Some lines are best not crossed. If you were looking for a flame war with me:

Regrets, amico mio, seek that thrill elsewhere.

Occhi

[Occhidiangela]

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The U.S. wants freer trade, yet it imposes a 25% clothing tarrif on Chinese clothing.
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I feel better now&nbsp; :P
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The Free Trade soundbyte has been one of the great fallacies of the Post Cold War world. The matter of trade treaties and negotiations is that ther are just that, negotiations. Any nation wishes to look after its interests first, it is only natural.

Beyond that, no further comment, as NAFTA has been tearing up my state's highways for 10 years.

Occhi