New to the Lurker Lounge

[[wcip]Angel]

A donation has been made in your name to The Human Fund®

The Human Fund - Money for people


Twas indeed Pete.

[Griselda]

A donation has been made in your name to The Human Fund®

The Human Fund - Money for people


Twas indeed Pete.
[right][snapback]107387[/snapback][/right]

Was it a tasty banana?

[[wcip]Angel]

Worthy of Pete himself :)

[DeeBye]

Was it a tasty banana?
[right][snapback]107388[/snapback][/right]

THERE IS NO SUCH THING!

Bananas are vile, disgusting things that like to pass themselves off as "fruit". Bananas are mushy, starchy, and never ooze lovely juice when you bite into them.

I hate bananas with all my soul.

Now pineapple, there's a REAL fruit. It has a tough, spine-laden exoskeleton. It looks like an organic hand grenade. My 3 year old son can peel a banana, but it takes considerable skill to effectively extract the maximum amount of edible fruit from a pineapple.

The fruit contained within a pineapple's outer defenses is pure awesome. It is everything a fruit should be. It's sweet, juicy, and has a resistance to the bite (aka "crunch"). The smell alone sends me into cartwheels in anticipation.

Bananas are for lazy people that like to pretend that they are eating fruit. Bananas are the "fast food" of the fruit world.

I'm sorry if I've offended any banana-lovers with this post, but I cannot allow this banana lovefest to continue any longer. It is a sham.

[GriffonSpade]

THERE IS NO SUCH THING!

Bananas are vile, disgusting things that like to pass themselves off as "fruit".  Bananas are mushy, starchy, and never ooze lovely juice when you bite into them.

I hate bananas with all my soul.

Now pineapple, there's a REAL fruit.  It has a tough, spine-laden exoskeleton.  It looks like an organic hand grenade.  My 3 year old son can peel a banana, but it takes considerable skill to effectively extract the maximum amount of edible fruit from a pineapple.

The fruit contained within a pineapple's outer defenses is pure awesome.  It is everything a fruit should be.  It's sweet, juicy, and has a resistance to the bite (aka "crunch").  The smell alone sends me into cartwheels in anticipation.

Bananas are for lazy people that like to pretend that they are eating fruit.  Bananas are the "fast food" of the fruit world.

I'm sorry if I've offended any banana-lovers with this post, but I cannot allow this banana lovefest to continue any longer.  It is a sham.


[right][snapback]107391[/snapback][/right]

Yah! They get all gooey and nasty in like 2 days too!

[Mithrandir]

THERE IS NO SUCH THING!

Bananas are vile, disgusting things that like to pass themselves off as "fruit".  Bananas are mushy, starchy, and never ooze lovely juice when you bite into them.

I hate bananas with all my soul.
[right][snapback]107391[/snapback][/right]

You are wrong sir. Bananas are delicious and versatile creations of Nature. I am unknowledgeable when it comes to how fast they spoil since I eat them so quickly. You can put them in Cheerios (or so I'm told, I haven't eaten breakfast in 8 years) or put them in ice cream or pies or basically anything delicious.

Bananas are also funny. They are the chimpanzee of the fruit world... and everyone loves chimpanzees.

Pineapples are good too btw, even though having "apple" in their name is rather confusing since they have approximately zero resemblance to apples.

[DeeBye]

You are wrong sir. Bananas are delicious and versatile creations of Nature.
[right][snapback]107396[/snapback][/right]

Bananas are an abomination of nature. They are yucky.

[Drasca]

Bananas are an abomination of nature.  They are yucky.
[right][snapback]107397[/snapback][/right]

Deebye has admitted his secret weakness! To all evil overlords out there, torture Deebye with bananas! and monkeys with bananas.

[Premezilla]

A donation has been made in your name to The Human Fund®

The Human Fund - Money for people


Twas indeed Pete.
[right][snapback]107387[/snapback][/right]

As spokesperson for Mr. Castanza, I wish to thank you all for your charitable gift of one banana. But what's a banana without peanut butter? And what's peanut butter without jelly?

....Now you all know what time it is....



By the way, in case anyone is interested, Family Guy was on South Park tonight.