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January 1, 2005: Bolty asks for some taglines.
December 27, 2005: Bolty begs for more.
And now, in late 2007, Bolty once again calls on YOU to make him laugh, cry, cheer, and basically do all of his creative thinking for him! The taglines that appear on the main site under the Lurker Lounge banner bring some fun to the process of just refreshing the pages, which adds to my hit count and generates more ad revenue.
Oh, wait a minute...never mind that last bit.
Anyway, these randomized taglines come from a database table that can have lots more entries! So get to it and give me some. We really need some Burning Crusade related taglines; WoW has come a long way since late 2005, after all.
Details: what makes a good tagline are references to Diablo 1, Diablo 2, and World of Warcraft. Also, references to the site itself and its history (i.e. "How long until the next site redesign?" and "No cheats. No ads. No frills. Just strat."). They preferably should be funny or witty, but not necessarily so.
Rules: 44 characters or less, including spaces, although a tagline that's 44 characters and has a lot of capital letters and few spaces probably wouldn't fit. In general, 40 characters or less is great. Please COUNT your characters used before posting.
Just think of how neat it'll be to see your tagline up there!
I'll kick it off:
YOU ARE NOT PREP...*whack, thud*
Archimonde's a real tree hugger alright.
Trinkets! Pretty trinkets!
Please, do not touch the displays.
Okay, as usual, mine suck. You do better.
-Bolty
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What Freshman Diablo should have been
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Freshman Diablo
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"You don't know how strong you can be until strong is the only option."
"Think deeply, speak gently, love much, laugh loudly, give freely, be kind."
"Talk, Laugh, Love."
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I know the answer to this, but anyway we can see a list of the current tag lines beforehand? ;):P (The answer is no, where is the fun in that, but I had to ask anyway. :) ).
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10-27-2007, 03:11 AM
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Fear will not play a major role in the expansion.
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Quote:Okay, as usual, mine suck. You do better.
Hey! That was a good one!
Here's a stab, based on D2 Act I:
"Wow! You're a Lurker, huh?"
... and I must say to you, Bolty: You Bastard!! I'll be preoccupied all weekend trying to think somethin up. Oh well.
-V
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Quote:Hey! That was a good one!
Here's a stab, based on D2 Act I:
"Wow! You're a Lurker, huh?"
... and I must say to you, Bolty: You Bastard!! I'll be preoccupied all weekend trying to think somethin up. Oh well.
-V
Founding Uncle
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Need... More... Taurenbell.
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Hmm, Interesting.
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Quote:What Freshman Diablo should have been
Or
Sophomore Diablo
(or more blatantly)
Sophomoric Diablo
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10-28-2007, 07:44 AM
(This post was last modified: 10-28-2007, 07:45 AM by Vandiablo.)
(The first is a generic, any-site tag stolen from Curse of the Were-Rabbit)
May contain nuts.
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(The other tag would be specific to the Lurker Lounge site)
Not affiliated with L. L. Bean
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You just put the AD in burning crusADe. <-- 39
Why is the Lurker channel always empty? <-- 38?
Trade you my Hex for your Tier 4. <--33
"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. At least you'll be a mile away from them and you'll have their shoes." ~?
Stonemaul - Sneakybast, 51 Rogue
Terenas - Sneaksmccoy, 1 Rogue
Sword of Omens, give me sight beyond sight!
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Sorry, I only play d2.
"Taking over the world one cracked sash at a time"
With great power comes the great need to blame other people.
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Battle.net (ArchonWing.1480)
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"This tagline is working as intended."
Hardcore Diablo 1/2/3/4 & Retail/Classic WoW adventurer.
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Beyond Naked Strategy
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Polish your wands and prepare for adventure!
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Tank avail., have gear, will raid <-33
Need healer, must suppl own H2O <-31
If you can't say anything nice, log off! <-40
An anarco-syndacist commune <-27
See the violence inherent in the system <-39
We found a witch, may we burn her? <- 34
Sorry for those last three: I have MP's Holy Grail on the brain. I guess I fell into one of the traps of how to quickly lose an argument on the internet.
but often it happens you know / that the things you don't trust are the ones you need most....
Opening lines of "Psalm" by Hey Rosetta!
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No, Gnollguy, you can't see the list of current ones. :)
Quote:"Wow! You're a Lurker, huh?"
"Hmm, Interesting."
"You just put the AD in burning crusADe."
"Trade you my Hex for your Tier 4."
I must be dense, because I don't get these. *whoosh* they go, over my head.
Also, c'mon people, more!
Here's one:
The menagerie is for guests only.
-Bolty
Quote:Considering the mods here are generally liberals who seem to have a soft spot for fascism and white supremacy (despite them saying otherwise), me being perma-banned at some point is probably not out of the question.
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11-03-2007, 11:59 AM
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Quote:No, Gnollguy, you can't see the list of current ones. :)
I must be dense, because I don't get these. *whoosh* they go, over my head.
Also, c'mon people, more!
Here's one:
The menagerie is for guests only.
-Bolty
A few that enetered my caffeine dosed cranium:
Kneel before (the) Zod (rune)
Coldcrow is a frigid witch
Were bear? There bear, a care bear!
Van Cleef goes by guidelines, not rules
LBOD really means Lurker Bolty Owns Djou!
Items are for wimps
Trolls belong on Terenas, not on the Lounge
All I can come up with at the moment.
A few more ideas, inspired by Elzix of the Desert Rain.
We know truth from dung.
We know silver from tin.
We know silver from tin and truth from dung <==(43 Chars)
Our Prince sings "Desert Rain, Desert Rain!"
Taurens are amazing. (The subtle joke is on Minoaturs and mazes, Theseus, etc. Taurens are basically Greek/Minoan minotaurs, with modern extras. )
Occhi
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John 11:35 - consider why.
In Memory of Pete
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11-03-2007, 07:18 PM
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Quote:I must be dense, because I don't get these. *whoosh* they go, over my head.
-Bolty
Quote:"Wow! You're a Lurker, huh?"
Charsi, to a Barbarian, the first time you click on her when you begin the game.
"Wow, you're a Barbarian, huh?"
How soon we forget.:)
The "Hmm, interesting" line is IIRC Nilithak. A couple appear to be from WoW.
Occhi
Cry 'Havoc' and let slip the Men 'O War!
In War, the outcome is never final. --Carl von Clausewitz--
Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum
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11-04-2007, 06:39 PM
(This post was last modified: 11-04-2007, 08:34 PM by LavCat.)
Quote:No, Gnollguy, you can't see the list of current ones. :)
I must be dense, because I don't get these. *whoosh* they go, over my head.
Also, c'mon people, more!
Here's one:
The menagerie is for guests only.
-Bolty
"Hmm, Interesting" is a standard response of any gnome NPC that talks.
P.S. Several NPC quotations would make good tag lines. Off the top of my head, others might be "Our time will come!" or "You have other matters to attend to, yes?"
"I may be old, but I'm not dead."
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"The strat is moist and delicious."
-Bolty
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