Horde wanted

[LavCat]

Does anyone on Stormrage have a female orc, undead, or goblin of eligible age on whom I could put bunny ears?

For the second year in a row I am waiting patiently by Orphan Matron Mercy for some horde to come by to do her quest for Children's Week, but obviously horde care nothing for children except to eat.


Edit: I popped an orc. Two to go.

[Ruvanal]

Does anyone on Stormrage have a female orc, undead, or goblin of eligible age on whom I could put bunny ears?

For the second year in a row I am waiting patiently by Orphan Matron Mercy for some horde to come by to do her quest for Children's Week, but obviously horde care nothing for children except to eat.


Edit: I popped an orc. Two to go.

Ruva the goblin mage on the way if you are still there.

[MongoJerry]

What I did was drop down onto ground in front of the main Orgrimmar Auction House with the bunny ears thing equipped, died, ran back to town as a ghost, and waited as a ghost in the main square for a horde of the right race, gender and level to walk by. I then rezed, popped the bunny ears really quickly, died, and repeated the process. Worked like a charm -- except there are so few female goblins that I still had to wait a long time for one to pass by.

[LavCat]

Ruva the goblin mage on the way if you are still there.

Sorry I went to bed about 5:00 am after I found the orc. I'd be glad to meet Ruva at your convenience any place a level 1 alliance can safely get to.

[LavCat]

What I did was drop down onto ground in front of the main Orgrimmar Auction House...

The hard part might be getting to Orgrimmar unless a warlock wants to help. (My warlock is on the same account.) Though methods without dying are much more fun.

[Ruvanal]

Ruva the goblin mage on the way if you are still there.

Sorry I went to bed about 5:00 am after I found the orc. I'd be glad to meet Ruva at your convenience any place a level 1 alliance can safely get to.

Where were you looking at being? Back at Orphan Matron Mercy?

[LavCat]

Where were you looking at being? Back at Orphan Matron Mercy?

My character is logged out at Orphan Matron Mercy in Shattrath.

[Ruvanal]

Be there shortly.

[LavCat]

Ruva the goblin mage on the way if you are still there.

Many thanks! That was fast! Now all I need is an undead.

[MongoJerry]

The hard part might be getting to Orgrimmar unless a warlock wants to help. (My warlock is on the same account.) Though methods without dying are much more fun.

Nah, take the portal to Mount Hyjal and fly down to Orgrimmar. It's not far.

[LavCat]

Nah, take the portal to Mount Hyjal and fly down to Orgrimmar. It's not far.

When you're a level 1 that's a long drop with a sudden stop.

[MongoJerry]

When you're a level 1 that's a long drop with a sudden stop.

Um, OK. I feel like I'm coming late to a conversation. Why are you trying to get a level 1 the achievement?

[LavCat]

Um, OK. I feel like I'm coming late to a conversation. Why are you trying to get a level 1 the achievement?

Lavcat, my level 1 paladin, was my first WoW character, and indeed a recreation of my original character from beta. Sometimes she feels left out. We did everything for the achievement last year except for getting the bunny ears on a couple horde. As I said, horde can sometimes be hard to find.

[Kevin]

As I said, horde can sometimes be hard to find.

That's because they have all been learning the stealth tactics of the Tauren. I mean have you ever see a Tauren stalk a python?

[LavCat]

That's because they have all been learning the stealth tactics of the Tauren. I mean have you ever see a Tauren stalk a python?

No, GG, I have never seen a Tauren stalk a python. How does a Tauren stalk a python?

[Shamago]

That's because they have all been learning the stealth tactics of the Tauren. I mean have you ever see a Tauren stalk a python?

No, GG, I have never seen a Tauren stalk a python. How does a Tauren stalk a python?

In cat form.

(I've always wanted to say that.)

[kandrathe]

As I said, horde can sometimes be hard to find.

That's because they have all been learning the stealth tactics of the Tauren. I mean have you ever see a Tauren stalk a python?

On the alliance side... I had more gender issues. Other than looking for armor obscured bumps, determining the sexes of Blood Elves, and Dwarves is difficult for me.

In fact -- it's maybe not just me... In the Badlands quest line "The Day that Deathwing Came" where you get to punch Deathwing in the face, the Orc on the motorcycle gets to choose which race of "hot babe" will ride on the chopper with him. Male blood elf is a choice... :-)

[Taelas]

In fact -- it's maybe not just me... In the Badlands quest line "The Day that Deathwing Came" where you get to punch Deathwing in the face, the Orc on the motorcycle gets to choose which race of "hot babe" will ride on the chopper with him. Male blood elf is a choice... :-)

I protest -- there are no male blood elves. There are only hot female blood elves and fugly female blood elves.

[LavCat]

Finally! I boinked a random undead chick at Darkmoon and am now reputed Noble. I also learned that level one heros can do Darkmoon quests. Kicking myself that I had not started earlier.