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I am the troll of one point ten
So pleased to be bothering you again
Potal potal, who have Plains?
I always beg, I have no shame
Need itam ama, green or gold
The other stuff just leaves me cold
In one oh nine I helped you play
For I always knew the way
But in one one oh I've lost the track
How can anyone play without maphack?
Once I gave free stuff all around
Although it wasn't exactly found
But now I find myself short an ITH
Do you have a Windy you wouldn't miss?
Oh I know they're rare here on the Ladder
But using cracked sashes makes me sadder
Still being here is rather fine
Cos I'll be the first to ninety-nine
I always win cos I am leet
I just need help to find my feet.
I am the troll of one point ten
Now plz plz plz HELP DO DEN!!!!!!!!!
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So you're the troll of one one oh,
come to taunt us ere you go,
With words of begging in a rhyme,
sounding out a familiar whine,
We know you did it not in sin
but to leave us with a grin :D
Some people are like slinkys, not really good for anything but you just can't help but smile when you see them tumble down the stairs.
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Cute. Clever. B)
I almost want to wake Scott up for this one... :lol:
He isn't into poetery, though. And he has to work tomorrow. Doubt he'd appreciate it... :blink:
Maybe later... :P
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Bravo to pjnow and Brista :)
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Too bad all those cattle.net 1337ers aren't this eloquent.
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Quite clever is Brista so Iâve heard,
Crafting poetry with bnet words,
Twenty two lines in that rhyme,
Must have taken quite some time,
A Lurker responded ( that is, me ),
In lines numbering two times three,
So a challenge to all in the Lurker Lounge,
Search your brains for words to scrounge
Take up the gauntlet and post I say,
Treat us with your wit today,
But if all of you are rhyming chumps,
At least Iâve given this thread a bump. :P
Some people are like slinkys, not really good for anything but you just can't help but smile when you see them tumble down the stairs.
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pjnow,Jul 25 2003, 12:01 PM Wrote:But if all of you are rhyming chumps,
At least Iâve given this thread a bump. :P Chumps are we says you?
I doubt you mean that true...
I've not put out my rhyme
before this very time
mostly 'cause I've no inspiration
to make it worth the perspiration.
And though my rhyme
could pass for fine,
I've trouble with my meter;
which makes not much 'leet'r
than any bnet simpleton cheeter
spamming his "plz plz plz plz plz" or
"I PK U" or "n00b n00b n00b."
So in the end I'm just a rube.
I guess I've not much else to say,
but tomorrow is a better day:
The weekend comes for those who work,
and gives us all the chance to lurk.
Though some will do it on the realms
I'll be selling useless helms
in breaks from my SP action,
'cause I can't deal with my dial-up connection. :angry:
[Okay, so maybe the rhyme isn't that good either.]
ah bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bob
dyah ah dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dth
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Rhyming chumps we are, says you?
Well then that is it, I am through!
Brista won't get all the credit
For I too can post without an edit. :D (Or not)
I say this to all you cheats
They do not make you all leets
You are really dead beats
For you can not brag about your feats.
Without your ith and hacked white ring
You are not in the running
To be on top of the ladder
When you realize this you will get madder
You have no skills within the game
And all your items are the same.
Without your cheats you cannot kill
A single rat that has a quill! :lol: (I had to work that in somewhere)
You will regret ever coming here
We hate your cheats we have no fear!
So leave the lounge and don't come back
Or with a trout you'll get a smack! B)
//edit: spacing
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*applauds* Brilliant! I love it!
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07-28-2003, 04:30 PM
(This post was last modified: 07-28-2003, 04:36 PM by Occhidiangela.)
Itamz, Itamz, everywhere
How small the l33ts did shrink
Itamz, Itamz, everywhere
Nor any drop to twink.
:)
There once was a troll
A jolly old troll
Looking for an Act II rush
He spammed the channel
All bnet channels
Offering treasures lush
He got to the room
In the dark dank tomb
And then commenced to wail
When the great big bug
That Holy Freezed slug
Charged the troll with "Looking for Baal"
That demonic beast
That merc eating beast
Promptly owned the troll with glee
His approach? The latest
His AI? The Greatest
"Float like butterfly, sting like bee!"
Cry 'Havoc' and let slip the Men 'O War!
In War, the outcome is never final. --Carl von Clausewitz--
Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum
John 11:35 - consider why.
In Memory of Pete
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07-28-2003, 04:53 PM
(This post was last modified: 07-28-2003, 04:54 PM by Occhidiangela.)
"Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a gamer, haxxed and l33t!
I've been on bnet three long years
Got my items using dupes and cheats.
I was 'round when Sirian
Made his protest 'gainst "grief PK" page
Made damned sure the Schaeffer
Washed his hands, and sealed your fates
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name
And what's puzzlin' you
Is the nature of the game
I've dueled with glee using Cleglaws mitts
PK'd n00bs all night, annoyed the Legits
I shouted out 'your all care bears, owned'
It sez "compete for free" so just eat my sh**z
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name
Seems what's puzzlin' you
Is the nature of the game
My barb, the tank'
Owned top ladder rank
While my zon trig hacked,
Dead noob bodies stank
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name
Cause I've laid traps for the legit noobs
Who I killed before they reach old Baal
Now if you meet me
Have some sympathy
Show your stuff to me
(I'll scan anyway)
You'll all do well to use Maphack, noobz,
Or I'll lay your chars to waste
*whoo whoo, whoo whoo*
Please to meet you
Hey, where's my Ith this game?
And what's puzzlin' me
Is why my White Ring Fades
*Whoo Whoo, Rust Strom . . .*
Cry 'Havoc' and let slip the Men 'O War!
In War, the outcome is never final. --Carl von Clausewitz--
Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum
John 11:35 - consider why.
In Memory of Pete
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Fantastic!
Any more poets out there?
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More! More I tell you!
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So, now, I can see that
You've recently lost your hacks.
Blizz finally did something right,
But I hope they don't get lax.
Because if they don't keep it up
I'll die to cheating attacks.
But you really have it coming
You stupid cheating lamer.
You are ruining Diablo II
For the legit gamer.
But now before I go,
I leave you with this disclaimer.
You better not make another cheat
Or use any more dupes.
Because I'll send my necromancer
With all his undead troops.
Then when you realize that you have no skills
The only words you'll utter are, "Uh, oops?" :lol:
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07-29-2003, 04:35 PM
(This post was last modified: 07-29-2003, 04:38 PM by pjnow.)
One verse short, but you'll get the point:
Rush!, I need Itamz
Rush!, Any Itamz,
Rush! You know I need Itamz
Ruuuuush!
When I wuz noob, so much newer than todaaay
I never needed those leet itamz just to play,
But now those days are gone and Iâve got to have the best,
Now I find,I get all mine by beggin without rest,
Rush me if you can, you make the game
And if you donât get the leg Iâll call you lame
All my characters are built the same,
Wonât you pleaz, pleaz, rush me.
And now the game has changed in oh so many ways
My cookie cutter builds have vanished in the haze,
Here comes one point ten and I feel so insecure,
Coz, I know I canât get rushed, I wonât get past Act four.
Rush me if you can, you make the game
And if you donât get the leg Iâll call you lame
All my characters are built the same,
Wonât you pleaz, pleaz rush me, rush me, rush me!
Some people are like slinkys, not really good for anything but you just can't help but smile when you see them tumble down the stairs.
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"Ama, Baba, Necro, Pali...
Come to Blood Moor, won't you help me?"
"How an I supposed to play
When there's no itamz on ebay?"
"Gimme waypoints, gimme bow
I have the maphack, but it's broke!"
"Fine, you noobs be that way
There'll be dupes out any day!"
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That was fun. :lol:
"It's been a Hard Days Beg,
I've been a spamming, for the leg . . ."
Oh, never mind. :)
Cry 'Havoc' and let slip the Men 'O War!
In War, the outcome is never final. --Carl von Clausewitz--
Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum
John 11:35 - consider why.
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:lol: A hard day's beg... :P
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