A Caption Contest

[Leah_heartsword]

1. "What behind the rabbit?"

2.
Bridge keeper: "What is your name?"
Necro:"corpseleaver the necro."
Keeper:"What is your quest?"
Necro:"To overflow Akara with corpes."
Keeper:"How many golem corpses are there?"
Necro:"Blood golem or Iron golem?"
Keeper:"I don't know that...AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!111"

[Refrigerator]

To the tune of "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts"

(Actual line now)

I've got a lovely bunch of golem-nuts! There they are all lying in a heap! Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head!

(/Actual line)

Sorry if I've offended anyone. I didn't mean to be rude, this verse just popped into my head and I thought it would be funny.

Greetings,
Refrigerator

[Chaerophon]

"Boy, do those Carvers ever know how to make a mess; there's not a thing left here for me to use! Now which one of these is Charsi... I hope there's something to salvage; I've always wanted her at my beck and call!"

[LavCat]

1.) Oh, so that chat gem *does* do something!

2.) Why yes, next to purple, red is my favorite color.

3.) Welcome back my friend! -- we're still clearing the monastery, but you're welcome to stay here as long as you need.

[goldfish]

3. Necro: "You misunderestimated me!"

Caption: "George W. Bush tries his hand at the Blood Golem spell."

[Refrigerator]

I call it:
A Nasty Surprise...

"Ahhh, it's autumn, with a lovely carpet of gold and red leaves on the ground and the smell of pumpkins in the air. *Sniff sniff* Wait a minute..."

[Sheep]

1) For the money.
"I guess I owe you a fiver Akara, you were right, golems CAN'T sky dive."

2) For the show.
"The first person to eat 20 corpses will be declared the winner of Diablo: Fear Factor."

3) To get ready.
"Ho ho ho, merry Meatmas!"

[Leah_heartsword]

necro:"New plumber Akara?"
Akara:"Yeah, some guy who had an italian accent. His name was.... Mario. That bastard through some red ball in there and BAM...this happens! He ran off on a green dinosuar."

[Leshy]

Necro: "I guess you'll be wanting my broomstick then."

*wink wink*
*nudge nudge*


"Reality? That's where the STSI reminds me of Pizza toppings!"
-Leshy

[Coca]

Bah, didn't reply to Bolty's

[Coca]

Akara: Mexican?

Necromancer frowns.

[kandrathe]

#1 -- Necro: Really! It tastes like chicken!

#2 -- Akara: There is a place of great evil... Oh, my god! What a bloody mess. Nevermind.

#3 -- Necro: I swear, once in awhile one will actually look like Robert Redford.

[Premezilla]

#1: Necro: "Okay, okay, my turn. I spy, with my eye, something that is red!"
Akara: "........"

#2: Hoping to seal the deal quickly, Akara offered TEN-THOUSAND corpses AND a floating black box to the Necromancer in exchange for the "services" of the virile, masculine Barbarian.

#3: Akara: "What's that black, empty box hanging over your head?"
Necro: "Hey, I asked first! What are all these dead bodies doing here?"

[whyBish]

"They didn't call him dim just because of his vision"

[Velius]

1) Umm, Akara..Have any more mana potions?

2) This is what I'll do to those Hell Bovine!!! after that amazon comes back..

3) Just making sure I couldn't have more than 1 golem...

[NiteFox]

1) "I told you cows couldn't skydive..."

2) "Y'know, Akara, I liked the old rug better."

Can't think of a third, I'll try and get one in before the deadline :)

Edit: Daaa-aamn. Never read through the whole thread, so I never noticed that my first caption is near-identical to one of Sheep's. I guess we'll settle the debate on which is funnier: Cows or Golems.

[TaMeOlta]

3) To get ready.
"Ho ho ho, merry Meatmas!"

:lol: LMAO !! :lol:

[TaMeOlta]

6. Necro : "Wow , Akara , that 10,000 Maniacs concert was an absolute blast !! I brought you something as a reminder , by the way , any idea what a mosh pit is ?"

News Headlines from after the 10,000 Maniacs concert "Hundreds Mysteriously Slain in Mosh Pit"

[TaMeOlta]

7. "Paper or plastic ?"

8. "So , as you can see , these plastic explosive pumpkins will definitely remove those pesky gophers from your garden ....... "


(C'mon , I'm spacing these all out - I didn't want to use all my good ideas up ...... wheres everyone else ? :blink: Why am I in parentheses ? :blink: ......... :ph34r: ! )

[Striker]

2. Sorry about that Akara. Conan there has never been out of the Arreat Summit, so forgive his manners. Besides, you're a healer, you can fix that right up.

3. Photo caption: There was a riot at the Rouge Encampment when it was revealed that the 1.10 Patch was delayed for another 2 years. We now go to our intrepid reporter, Tom BrokeAll, who is already at the scene. Tom?
Necro: It was a bloody scene earlier this morning when...