A Caption Contest

[TheDragoon]

Shouldn't it be, "Ahhh... Fresh Meat!" ;)

[TaMeOlta]

3. Necro "So , Ma'am , you're telling me this man , PeterPeter Pumpkineater , has been harassing you and you don't know why ?!? "

[Jeunemaitre]

1: Oh... you wanted it more like your home.

2: Well?!?,:huh:, Oh... you were singing that to yourself.
/Anything you can do, I can do better: I can do anything better than you/

3: Voila Necro 1.10: more than just curses, now with landscaping...


Okay, so I can't come up with anything good. Sue me...
/hides for fear of being served/

[TaMeOlta]

4. Exasperated Necro : "What ?! Another shrubbery ??!! C'mon lady , give me a hard Quest already !!"

EDIT: removed humongous quote :blink:

[TaMeOlta]

5. Bounty Hunter Necro : "OK , describe this Pumpkinhead guy one more time ?
.....triangle eyes , check ,
.....triangle nose , check ,
.....crooked smile , D'oh ! "

[--Pete]

"So, what else did we get from the cow level?"

--Pete

[Wiccan]

necro: Hmmmm, to many life potions and they will run right thru me.....

Akara: here try this, hands the necro some pink potion.. labeled pepto besmo

[Copadope]

The gratuitous, gross out, lowbrow humor non-entry:

Very nice. That was the first entry so far that really made me laugh out loud (after I yelled "Eeeewwwwww!"). I guess that says something about my sense of humor :P

[TaiDaishar]

1) You couldn't hold it, didn't you (or is it Could you? Ahhh! Head...hurts...)?

2) This looks like a blood donation gone horribly horribly wrong...

3) Haha, and I thought the Rust Storm would be a dumb thing.

[The Mock]

Entry #1

Akara: "HAHAHA! Cast another! Cast another!"

Nercromancer: "You are a sick, sick woman Akara"

Entry #2

Necro: "The Cow King made me do it"

Entry #3 (For us late 80's, early 90's cartoon watchers)

Necro: "Go go necro Blood Golem...AHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

[Griselda]

"It all started when I went afk in the maggot lair."

[DeeBye]

Necro: Your new shag carpet looks great!

[Copadope]

Here goes nothing...

Entry 1:
Barbarian merc: *Sigh* "Not again! This happens everytime he sits down with Gheed and his narlant weed. I can't believe he still thinks this is funny..."


Entry 2:
Necro to Akara: "See? I told you the wand still had all two hundred and thirty-seven charges of Blood Golem on it. Now for pity's sake, pay me the full price!!"


Entry 3:
Necro to Akara: "Looks like you're having some gang-related problems here in camp. I take it the Crips are winning?"

[Nicodemus Phaulkon]

Necro: "Mulch!"

*rediscovered my Sergio Aragones' Groo comics the other day, boxed in the basement*

[nebula]

Necro: "Corpse Explosion? Bah! Allow me to demonstrate the subtle effects of Pop Rocks and Soda."

(with thanks to Death of Little Mikey)

[DeeBye]

*rediscovered my Sergio Aragones' Groo comics the other day, boxed in the basement*

Mulching is a process of inbred fertilization which employs certain decomposed organic materials-- including, but not limited to animal sediment-- to blanket an area in which vegetation is desired. The procedure enriches the soil for stimulated plant development while, at the same time, preventing erosion and decreasing the evaporation of moisture from the ground.

Groo rules :)

[Heat Miser]

"...It's okay..... I hear there's lots of room in Guantanamo Bay...."

"...At least they left their maracas at home...."

"...Could be worse... Could be those d*mn electric beetles...."

-= H/M =-

[Kartoffelsalat]

"Ave sí carilya ata!" equë i saila, vanya, taura Eldar."

[Count Duckula]

Barbarian: Gheed told us he was scared of Akara, but I never thought it would be THIS bad...

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Akara: You never told me it was your first colonoscopy! Did you drink all the water like you're supposed to? Hmm?

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*hijacks Occhi's idea*

(posted someplace as a caption)

blood GOLEM: Genetically Organized Lifelike Ensanguined Mishmash
required level: 12
Creates a frightening totem, frightens away male creatures
casting cost: 2 Midol

(what got it all started)

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[Nicodemus Phaulkon]

I SAID nt, damnit.