08-28-2004, 12:25 PM
The condition is called Periapism, named for the ancient (Greek IIRC) diety of fertility, whose likeness is typically a statuette with the extended sausage being about as long as the figure is tall. Bought a few key rings with that image in a small likeness when I was in Turkey years ago, and sent them to a few friends as gag gifts. One, a gal, sent back a question: "Nice gag gift, but can you send me the address for the fellow who modeled for the statue?"
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Occhi
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Occhi
Cry 'Havoc' and let slip the Men 'O War!
In War, the outcome is never final. --Carl von Clausewitz--
Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum
John 11:35 - consider why.
In Memory of Pete
In War, the outcome is never final. --Carl von Clausewitz--
Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum
John 11:35 - consider why.
In Memory of Pete