Quote:Or maybe we could beat Van Cleef naked?
LOL....I can read the headlines now.....
Man assaulted, beaten, set on fire, robbed
Authorities were baffled by witness accounts of a group of naked assailants that came out of the wilderness, and assaulted a man, reportedly known as Edward Van Cleef.
"He was standing right over there, and then he just caught fire all of the sudden. Then he started runnin' around. I saw him run to a group of naked folk. No talkin', no nothin'. They just started beatin' on him with stuff, and set him on fire again and again. His First Mate, I was. Nothin' I could have to save him."
The group of naked assailants is still at large, authorities added. "They have been around here for some time. We keep getting reports of them around these parts. Any information that people may have about the whererabouts, descriptions, anything that would help should be directed to our Crime Hotline."
The Crime Hotline has added a new number for those who need to report sightings, or illegal acts by naked people, either in the cities or the wilderness. The new number is 1-800-I-C-NEKID.
-SaxyCorp