11-02-2003, 07:26 PM
OK, one of my favourites:
A biker is stranded on a small island with nothing but a single palm tree on it. He's been there for ten years, eating nothing but coconuts, drinking nothing but coconut milk.
One day, he sees something in the distance, but he is not sure what it might be. "Maybe it's a ship", he says to himself, "let's take another look when it comes closer."
He waits for a time, but he still is not sure what he sees. "Maybe it's a float", he thinks, "I'll just wait 'til it gets here."
He waits, and the strange apparition comes closer, until he is able to tell that it's bubbles in the water. While the biker is still wondering, a beatiful blonde in scuba gear gets out of the water, removing her mask and mouthpiece, she walks up to him, smiling.
"Hey, when was the last time you had a whiskey?" she asks him. "Well, if been stranded here for ten years, that's when I had my last whiskey". Out of a waterproof bag, she takes a small bottle of whiskey and hands it to the biker. "Ahhhh," he says, after taking a long pull at the bottle. "I can't tell you how I have been missing this!"
"And when was the last time you had a cigarette?" she asks. "Well," the biker replies, "as I said, been stranded here for ten years." Out of the bag, she hands him a pack of cigarettes and a lighter. After taking his first pull at the cigarette, the biker smiles and says "Wow, it's so good to have a cigarette again..."
The woman smiles, and begins, slowly and lasciviously, to open the long zipper of her wetsuit. "And when was the time you had some real fun?" she asks.
The biker gets really excited, jumping up and down like a school boy. "Now you don't wanna tell me", he yells excitedly, "that you have a motorbike in there !?!?!"
A biker is stranded on a small island with nothing but a single palm tree on it. He's been there for ten years, eating nothing but coconuts, drinking nothing but coconut milk.
One day, he sees something in the distance, but he is not sure what it might be. "Maybe it's a ship", he says to himself, "let's take another look when it comes closer."
He waits for a time, but he still is not sure what he sees. "Maybe it's a float", he thinks, "I'll just wait 'til it gets here."
He waits, and the strange apparition comes closer, until he is able to tell that it's bubbles in the water. While the biker is still wondering, a beatiful blonde in scuba gear gets out of the water, removing her mask and mouthpiece, she walks up to him, smiling.
"Hey, when was the last time you had a whiskey?" she asks him. "Well, if been stranded here for ten years, that's when I had my last whiskey". Out of a waterproof bag, she takes a small bottle of whiskey and hands it to the biker. "Ahhhh," he says, after taking a long pull at the bottle. "I can't tell you how I have been missing this!"
"And when was the last time you had a cigarette?" she asks. "Well," the biker replies, "as I said, been stranded here for ten years." Out of the bag, she hands him a pack of cigarettes and a lighter. After taking his first pull at the cigarette, the biker smiles and says "Wow, it's so good to have a cigarette again..."
The woman smiles, and begins, slowly and lasciviously, to open the long zipper of her wetsuit. "And when was the time you had some real fun?" she asks.
The biker gets really excited, jumping up and down like a school boy. "Now you don't wanna tell me", he yells excitedly, "that you have a motorbike in there !?!?!"
"I don't like to brag, I don't like to boast, but I like hot butter on my breakfast toast!" - Flea