Adventurers in Breakfast

[Nystul]

So it has been a while since my last attempt at Serious Inspirational Poetry, but I think this one might have a chance at winning the Nobel Prize thingy:

Aventures in Breakfast
By Brian Waggoner

{This is based on a True Story}
{Except that None of It Happened}
{And All of the Names Have Been Changed}
{Except Chuck's}

There once was a man named Chuck
And he is hungry for an orange.

So he says "Hey man, get me an orange!"

But I can't even find a rhyme of an orange.
Errr,
I meant a *rind*
I've yet to find,
Of an orange.

Then Chuck says "Make that an orange and porridge!"

I say "For oranges and porridge,
I may forage the storage."

"Don't ignore this, Boris!" Chuck says with a flourish.
"I'm so hongry I'd eat a horrris!" (Forget it, he's rolling.)
"Forage the storage for oranges and porridge!"
"Make orange juice and pour this for this
Glorious Orange Porridge Four Course
Gourmet Buffet!"
"Then find your way
To my hideaway
By the bay!"

And I'da say...
"Right away!"
"I'll forage the storage for oranges and porridge,
make orange juice and pour this for this
Four Glorious Orange Porridge Courses...
..Mr. Norris!"

And Chuck says
"Thanks Man."