Lawyers -- the other dark meat.

[Maitre]

Think Geek has been hit with the best Cease and Desist order ever!

Now I wish I actually could get some canned Unicorn, for a new magical twist to pizza burgers.

I understand vigilent copyright/patent protection, and yes it may even be necessary to defend against a product or service that doen't exist, but coupled with their intention to rebrand anyway, the Pork Board may have just paid their lawyers a bit much to issue a letter to a website. Regardless, they've got people talking about pork, so they got something out of it. By the way, I heard a great joke via online video yesterday...

How do you keep bacon from curling in a pan?

Take away it's tiny brooms.