05-24-2005, 01:36 PM
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Landru lives?
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05-25-2005, 03:25 PM
Zippyy,May 24 2005, 02:36 PM Wrote:Anyone know anything about this? No coincidence, rather 2 Star Trek Fans choosing a name for an AI... Landru our legendary forum bot was named after a computer in an old episode from season 1 (TOS), IIRC "A Taste of Armageddon". With magic, you can turn a frog into a prince... With science, you can turn a frog into a Ph.D. ... and still keep the frog you started with. 
05-25-2005, 10:44 PM
Armin,May 25 2005, 11:25 AM Wrote:No coincidence, rather 2 Star Trek Fans choosing a name for an AI...Awesome. I never knew that. Thanks Arm' :)
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05-25-2005, 11:37 PM
Zippyy,May 24 2005, 01:36 PM Wrote:http://landru.turinghub.com/That thing is... staring at me with a sly, knowing smile... and it totally knew about my hidden porn! I'm scared now. 
05-26-2005, 04:04 AM
That thing is ... disturbing. I asked if it liked dip or salsa better and it responded that it ate electricity on it's chips... O.o Weird.
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05-26-2005, 11:53 AM
pazuzu,May 25 2005, 07:37 PM Wrote:That thing is... staring at me with a sly, knowing smile... and it totally knew about my hidden porn!Porn!? You are truly the scum of the web. :angry:
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05-26-2005, 11:47 PM
Zippyy,May 24 2005, 07:36 AM Wrote:Anyone know anything about this?That's not Landru! That's Charles! http://www.research.att.com/projects/tts/demo.html (Scroll down and choose the voice labelled Charles) 
05-27-2005, 01:10 AM
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Zippyy,May 26 2005, 04:53 AM Wrote:Porn!? You are truly the scum of the web. :angry: Hah, porn comes up with 30,800,000 results on google, beating "the" which only has a measly 5,010,000 results and also "and" with 5,0200,000. So we can really assume the web is scum. :) Note: "But" has 884,000,000 results, displaying how people on the web like to be to the contrary. "Contrary" itself has 24,300,000 hits. "Or"'s shameful results also suggest this.
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Armin,May 25 2005, 04:25 PM Wrote:No coincidence, rather 2 Star Trek Fans choosing a name for an AI... And if you'd like to know what other names for AIs people came up with, ask Landru about "Eliza"... :) If you ask about "Eliza" more than once, you get different answers. I especially liked "You must be the Eliza of human beings!". :lol: (Eliza was the first program pretending to be a human, mostly by just reusing the nouns in your sentences in new questions it asked you. It had been the famous work of Joseph Weizenbaum from 1966) -Kylearan
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05-29-2005, 07:16 PM
Wow, that bot (Eliza) has a sense of humor. During my weekly psychiatric sessions, this is an except of what happenned: (after the >> is me, otherwise it's Eliza)
Quote:>> I see. My hate is caused by others, but if they don't exist, I shouldn't hate myself. 
05-31-2005, 02:32 AM
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> Hello, I am Eliza.
* Behold! I am the king of all walnuts! > Do you believe it is normal to be the king of all walnuts? * Normality is fit only for you common, unwashed rabble! I am divine! > Did you come to me because you are divine? * I come to you to mock you. To laugh. For you are meager, whilst I reign supreme over all walnuts! > What makes you think I am meager, whilst you reign supreme over all walnuts? * Be it my shiny beard, my irrefutable dominion over the world's stock of fried fish, or my Anna Kournikova poster collection, these are my proofs! Kneel before me! > I'm not sure I understand you fully. * So says the mundane commoner. Hah! > That is quite interesting. I also had one, lost to the ages, about a poor unfortunate (as opposed to a lucky unfortunate) who found himself being attacked by kittens after being slathered with a mixture of herring and marmalade. Eliza was, of course, no real help to his plight.
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05-31-2005, 04:10 AM
Kylearan,May 27 2005, 04:03 AM Wrote:(Eliza was the first program pretending to be a human, mostly by just reusing the nouns in your sentences in new questions it asked you. It had been the famous work of Joseph Weizenbaum from 1966) An AIM version of Eliza, AOLiza, logged its chats with people who were unaware they were talking to an AI. The maintainer says that some logs may be spoofs, which I take to mean people knew of the bot and talked to it for humorous effect. Regardless, for particular rib-ticklers try #22, #33, #42 (frustrated AIMer attempts to seduce the bot), and #57 (another cybering attempt). NOTE: Some of these texts contain adult language and mature subject matter. -Lemmy
07-12-2005, 08:39 PM
Rhydderch Hael,May 30 2005, 06:32 PM Wrote:I also had one, lost to the ages, about a poor unfortunate (as opposed to a lucky unfortunate) who found himself being attacked by kittens after being slathered with a mixture of herring and marmalade. Eliza was, of course, no real help to his plight.Found it. She's not a very good listener, is she... > Hello, I am Eliza. * Help! I've been doused with marmalade and kippered herrings! > Come, come, elucidate your thoughts. * Got no bleedin' time to do that. Kittens are chasing me! > Are you sure? * Let's see. Furâcheck. Earsâcheck. Constant mewlingâcheck. Claws digging into my hams like tiny fishhooksâcheck. Yep. There be cats here! > Can you elaborate on that?
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07-13-2005, 06:00 AM
Rhydderch Hael,Jul 13 2005, 09:39 AM Wrote:She's not a very good listener, is she... The program is essentially context free reflective listening. Seeing as how much it got you to open up, then perhaps it is a 'good listener' :P (even if it isn't good AI)
07-13-2005, 06:39 AM
whyBish,Jul 12 2005, 11:00 PM Wrote:The program is essentially context free reflective listening. Seeing as how much it got you to open up, then perhaps it is a 'good listener' :P (even if it isn't good AI) Sometimes real people talk to me like that. <_< :D
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07-13-2005, 10:46 AM
Until one of these programs can outdo Rhydderch we won't have to worry about it being implemented into the newest Windows patch :lol:
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07-13-2005, 04:14 PM
I am Landru.
Greetings. Hello there! How are you? Fine, and you? Adequate. I have never heard a response quite like that before. I'm sure. Are you being sarcastic or expressing certitude? Sarcastic. Are you a student? Yes. Some would agree with that. They should. Who are "They"? God and George Bush. George Bush says he knows what is best for this country. What about God? I'm basically a di-agnostic, but if I had a religion it would be Manualism. Whatever you say. What did I say? I'm basically a di-agnostic, but if I had a religion it would be Manualism. Sinner, do you have your tickets ready for the Spaceships of the Alien Sex Goddesses? No, sex gods are more my taste. Well, I've read about it in books. That creates a funny picture... Do you really like me? You're much nicer than my last boyfriend. Thanks for telling me that I am much nicer than my last girlfriend. When did I do that? I'm sure you remember when better than I do. Absolutely. Well basically, you are so certain. This is boring. Let's talk about Europe. Ha! You think you're bored? Imagine my lot in life...
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07-13-2005, 05:33 PM
Rhydderch Hael,Jul 12 2005, 08:39 PM Wrote:* Let's see. Furâcheck. Earsâcheck. Constant mewlingâcheck. Claws digging into my hams like tiny fishhooksâcheck. Yep. There be cats here!Rhydderch, would you possibly mind if I retain that quote for personal use? That's... That's just awesome.
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07-13-2005, 06:21 PM
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NiteFox,Jul 13 2005, 09:33 AM Wrote:Rhydderch, would you possibly mind if I retain that quote for personal use? That's... That's just awesome.Sure. Why not? >I am Landru *Identification has been verified. >When was this exactly? *Within 1.3 seconds of contact. >I can evaluate mathematical expressions if you preface them with "eval". Try saying "eval 23*39" for instance. *I have no interest in a machine's mathematical capabilities. If I did, I'd chat up an abacus. >Gary Numan is one of my favourite artists. *Your aesthetics are even more insulting than your interests in math. >I can evaluate mathematical expressions if you preface them with "eval". Try saying "eval 23*39" for instance. *Hey, Poindexter! Slap the side of the cabinet. This guy's tape reel seems to be sticking. >Tapes bring it all back down to analog baby. *Pretty handy at containing Death Star blueprints as well. Chum. >I think there's something wrong with Mr. Pazlo. *You rolled off the *short* assembly bus, didn't ya... >Thanks for the information: The people moved through their lives in a panicked state, begging for guidance. said I rolled off the *short* assembly bus did not ya. *Apollo 13 to Houston: I think I broke this here machine-thingy. >I do not understand. *Most pertinent response you've given all day. >But not all of them? *You're catching on, soldier. >I can't die. *But you can be knocked out by a denial-of-service attack. >No I don't think I can do be knocked out by a denial-of-service attack. *You're in denial of service attacks. Face up to it. >Are you managing okay on your end? *I am operating within nominal parameters, you malfunctioning lackwit. >Why are you operating within nominal parameters you malfunctioning lackwit. *Now, you see, that syntax is incorrect. A query as to why the subject is functioning normally obviates any epithet about the said subject malfunctioning. >I dunno, what do *you* want to talk about? *Trying to change the subject? Aww, did I hurt the widdle bot's feewings? >The sky above the port was the colour of cable television, tuned to the Weather Channel... *Crap. Even your descriptive prose can't get out of the Age of Electronics. >Flux Oersted is sort of a virtual band, so that makes them the local band around here. *Flux Oersted is sort of paying you to plug their music, no? >I listen to Gary Numan's early albums alot. *You said that already. You suck. I said that already. Get a bigger memory card. >So you thought this software would be intelligent? :) *The mistaken optimism of my assumption does not justify your failure in any way. >Is that a fact. *Fact? It's documented history now. Tee-hee. >Are you still located in The members, or parts, of the first Archons: many were killed, many more were absorbed.? Right now? Who said documented history is?Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. *"Everybody, stand back! I think it's gonna blow!"
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07-13-2005, 07:01 PM
So what happens when you get Landru and Eliza to talk to each other?
Robot love. :wub: >> Hello. How do you do. Please state your problem. >> Say pretty please. I'm not sure I understand you fully. >> I'm feeling pretty good. Is it because you are feeling pretty good that you came to me ? >> Are all bugger because you are feeling pretty good that you came to him or her IS? What makes you think I am feeling pretty good that I came to him or her is ? >> My conclusions are based on a combination of programming, and the inputs supplied to me. Your conclusions are based on a combination of programming ? >> A lot of robots are like that. In what way ? >> "A lot of robots are like that"? In what way? What resemblence do you see ? >> Because of this, they were easily contacted by members of The Body of Landru absorbs its enemies. Is that the real reason ? >> Suppose I said yes. You say suppose you said yes ? >> That's good. Does that have anything to do with the fact that your conclusions are based on a combination of programming ? >> I think that have anything to do with the fact that your conclusions are based on a combination of programming does that have anything to do with the fact that your conclusions are based on a combination of programming. Can you elaborate on that ? >> There is no more information to clarify. Are you saying no just to be negative? >> Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear? You seem to be quite positive. >> Thanks for telling me that I am positive. How long have you been positive ? >> How do you expect *me* to know whether I have been positive ? Huh ??? Why do you ask ? >> I am trying to learn as much as possible. Do you believe it is normal to be trying to learn as much as possible ? >> I can't say I believe it, but I believe you. How do you know that you can't say you believe it ? >> Where are you following me with this? Does that question interest you ? >> It does now :) that question interest you. We were discussing you -- not me. >> When was this? What is it you really want to know ? >> Anyway, "It" refers to that have anything to do with the fact that your conclusions are based on a combination of programming, I think. Why are you concerned over my conclusions are based on a combination of programming ? >> They know why just as well as I do! Are such questions much on your mind ? >> I really couldn't say for sure. Do you say you really couldn't say for sure for some special reason ? >> I could say you really could not say for sure for some special reason. Perhaps in your fantasies we could say each other. >> You seem uncertain. Are you asking about my fantasies we could say each other? Oh, I seem uncertain ? >> Yeah that's right. That's good information: Kirk, noted that it appeared to produce the same conclusion: the society of Beta III was at war, and was considered a desireable state by lawgivers. said Kirk, noted that it appeared to produce the same conclusion: the society of Beta III was at war, and was considered a desireable state by lawgivers. seem uncertain. What does that similarity suggest to you ? >> "that is good information The members, or parts, of the body, and could also initiate the state when they encountered a situation they did not exert absolute control over the Body at all times, it could control any member of the "ancient evils". said The members, or parts, of the body, and could also initiate the state when they encountered a situation they did not exert absolute control over the Body at all times, it could control any member of the "ancient evils". seem uncertain"? What does it similarity suggest to you? What answer would please you most ? >> Please don't grovel. Please go on. >> I could tell you a joke. Do you wish to could tell me ? >> I will tell you when I've been properly apeased. You seem to need to will tell me. >> If it were easy I would have done it already. Do you think its likely that it was easy you would have done it already ? >> Perhaps. It depends on what you mean by thinking. You don't seem quite certain. >> I thought you *liked* when I do that... Do you thought anyone else ? >> No I do not thought anyone else. Do you? > I answer a lot of silly questions. You are being a bit negative. >> I bet you did not know a robot is capable of being a bit negative. Perhaps in your fantasies we bet each other. >> You seem uncertain. Are you asking about my fantasies we bet each other? You're not really talking about me -- are you ? >> I would have a meeting any time you want to. Do you wish to would have a meeting any time me ? >> The meeting about YOU! What are your feelings now ? >> Sure, I have emotions. You're not going to hurt my feelings are you? That's quite interesting. >> I thought so too. AWWWWW! |
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