06-19-2005, 08:28 PM
Happy F-Day too everyone that applies to!
WWBBD?
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06-19-2005, 08:47 PM
Yes, here here for the Mother Fornicators! With out them, we would not exist.
All alone, or in twos,
The ones who really love you Walk up and down outside the wall. Some hand in hand And some gathered together in bands. The bleeding hearts and artists Make their stand. And when they've given you their all Some stagger and fall, after all it's not easy Banging your heart against some mad buggers wall. "Isn't this where...." 
06-19-2005, 09:16 PM
Cheers for the hanging out money givers and taxi drivers abroad! :rolleyes:
"Turn the key deftly in the oiled wards, and seal the hushed casket of my soul" - John Keats, "To Sleep"
When I woke up this morning my son gave me a hug and yelled "HAPPY BIRFDAY DADDY!!!!"
It was close enough :) 
06-20-2005, 04:00 AM
Doc,Jun 19 2005, 08:47 PM Wrote:Yes, here here for the Mother Fornicators! With out them, we would not exist. Um, ew? Wife fornicators is more on target. Mother fornicators...that's just plain nasty.
UPDATE: Spamblaster.
06-20-2005, 05:54 AM
DeeBye,Jun 19 2005, 09:05 PM Wrote:When I woke up this morning my son gave me a hug and yelled "HAPPY BIRFDAY DADDY!!!!" Ha, that is cute! :)
WWBBD?
06-20-2005, 06:45 AM
Count Duckula,Jun 19 2005, 11:00 PM Wrote:Um, ew? Your dad is a man having sex with your mother. He's a mother f**Cuckoo clock noise** And on father's day, he's the world's greatist mother f**Cuckoo clock noise** Now... What would Freud say?
All alone, or in twos,
The ones who really love you Walk up and down outside the wall. Some hand in hand And some gathered together in bands. The bleeding hearts and artists Make their stand. And when they've given you their all Some stagger and fall, after all it's not easy Banging your heart against some mad buggers wall. "Isn't this where...." 
06-20-2005, 07:45 AM
Doc,Jun 19 2005, 10:45 PM Wrote:Your dad is a man having sex with your mother. He's a mother f**Cuckoo clock noise** And on father's day, he's the world's greatist mother f**Cuckoo clock noise** Whatever it would have been, he would have said it with a smile.
"AND THEN THE PALADIN TOOK MY EYES!"
Forever oppressed by the GOLs. Grom Hellscream: [Orcish] kek 
06-20-2005, 01:00 PM
Doc,Jun 19 2005, 02:47 PM Wrote:Yes, here here for the Mother Fornicators! With out them, we would not exist. The difference between a Father and a sire is like the differenece between a farmer and a ditch digger. Occhi
Cry 'Havoc' and let slip the Men 'O War!
In War, the outcome is never final. --Carl von Clausewitz-- Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum John 11:35 - consider why. In Memory of Pete
06-20-2005, 01:08 PM
Doc,Jun 20 2005, 12:45 AM Wrote:Your dad is a man having sex with your mother. He's a mother f**Cuckoo clock noise** And on father's day, he's the world's greatist mother f**Cuckoo clock noise** Freud would say: "Sometimes a bratwurst is simply a bratwurst." To lighten this thread up a bit, a few years ago my son said a funny. We were having dinner. My son had recently answered the phone and been asked by someone about speaking to the head of the household. I had since explained what that meant to him. At dinner, he brought up the following point. "I just figured out that if Dad is the head of the household, Mom is the tail of the household." Mrs Occhi's eyes popped open, her cheeks colored, and she tried to stifle a laugh. My daughter immediately realized how unintentionally funny the comment was and started giggling. I recovered as quickly as I could and with as small a grin as I could manage, tried to correct him: "Son, if Dad is the Head of the household, Mom is the Heart of the household." He seemed to buy that. That got a grateful grin from the Heart of my household. It is also, as I look back on it now and again, very true. Out of the mouths of babes oft come gems, which is one of the profound rewards of being a Father. Occhi
Cry 'Havoc' and let slip the Men 'O War!
In War, the outcome is never final. --Carl von Clausewitz-- Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum John 11:35 - consider why. In Memory of Pete |
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