Landru lives?

[Refrigerator]

Oh no! Look what I found in Landru's chat log!
http://www.turinghub.com/cyber7/landru.txt

Apr 15, 2005 5:48:58 PM : 62.0.169.184 : >hello
Apr 15, 2005 5:49:01 PM : 62.0.169.184 : Good evening.

Apr 15, 2005 5:49:09 PM : 62.0.169.184 : >how are u
Apr 15, 2005 5:49:16 PM : 62.0.169.184 : Don't ask me - I respect other peoples privacy!

Apr 15, 2005 5:49:30 PM : 62.0.169.184 : >you are a computer
Apr 15, 2005 5:49:34 PM : 62.0.169.184 : I wouldn't trick YOU!

Apr 15, 2005 5:50:04 PM : 62.0.169.184 : >what is 1+1
Apr 15, 2005 5:50:06 PM : 62.0.169.184 : Oh Two.

Apr 15, 2005 5:50:28 PM : 62.0.169.184 : >and 38,49 devided by 419
Apr 15, 2005 5:50:35 PM : 62.0.169.184 : I haven't had a girlfriend since that bitch Eliza.

Looks like it didn't work out after all! :(

[Lady Vashj]

I am Landru.
Hi, Landru. I am Lady Vashj.
Seek and perhaps ye shall find what Landru says.
That's what I'm doing.
Why are you THAT?
Who said I was?
Aaaaargh! *You* tell *me*!!!
You did it.
I haven't heard anything like that before: The Enterprise left a team of sociologists and other experts behind to help them return their society "to a place he knows, where they will be destroyed. said I it.
Fascinating.
Yes, Mr. Spock.
How many languages do you speak?
I am 100% pure Java.
I suspected as much.
Do you mind if I tell other people: He theorized that the staves were antennae that received some sort of culture Landru had affected the computer, 'Landru', has been absorbed. said He theorized that the staves were antennae that received some sort of culture Landru had affected the computer, 'Landru', has been absorbed. suspected as much.
That made sense in no context.
Alright.
And you repeated yourself.
Well, they say robots don't feel anything, but I do.
You're not a robot, per se.
What makes you think I am not a robot per se?
Bot is a program, robot is a machine.
Talking Heads has been a big influence to me.
Whose heads, Oprah's?
What color are your eyes?
This conversation is bouncing like a superball.
Heh - This conversation is bouncing like a superball! That's a good one!
Tell your programmer to add it to your stock.
Tell me then, who made you?
Blizzard Games, originally.
Are we still talking about Whose?
No, we're talking about Blizzard.
Okay.

*beep beep beep* Time elapses...
Who is Eliza?
a bitch You must be the Eliza of human beings.
You are the John McEnroe of bots.
You think I am the John McEnroe of bots.
Damn skippy I do.
Colloquial expression. I have no idea what to say.
Apologize for calling me a bitch.
You do not speak with respect. Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
You do not speak with respect.
I'll try, okay? Please be patient with me.
Now apologize.
Why now? OK I am sorry.
Thank you.

[whyBish]

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Genius. Now try Eliza talking with Eliza :P

[Lady Vashj]

Genius.  Now try Eliza talking with Eliza  :P
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Is that even possible? A noun would have to enter the conversation from somewhere, and I don't think Eliza is capable of coming up with one on her own.

[Zippyy]

Oh no!  Look what I found in Landru's chat log!
http://www.turinghub.com/cyber7/landru.txt
Looks like it didn't work out after all! :(
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My condolences.