Do NOT disrespect da "wiener dog!"
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Hi,

I've been charged by "stranger" dogs a few times, even nipped a couple of times (not quite breaking the skin, thank heavens). It is not a fun experience, so I can empathize with and feel sorry for the police officer in the following story:

http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7001705934





But, still...



I'm sorry, but I just find something about the thought of "an angry pack of Chihuahuas" funny.

Adding "minor injuries, including bites to the ankle" doesn't help any. :whistling:

Is it just me?

Do I have an abysmally warped sense of humor?

Am I an awful human being for being this way?

Please, please, someone reassure me I'm not alone in snickering every time they think about this situation.

It's just ...funny. :blush:

Help me, please!

Regards,

Dako-ta


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Dako-ta,Jan 6 2006, 06:18 PM Wrote:Hi,
http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7001705934
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The unabashed dictionary used to define a Chihuahua as

"An hors d' ouvre for a St Bernard."

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#3
Wait, chiuahuas aren't wiener dogs...

I've been lied to, I want my money back.
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Dako-ta,Jan 7 2006, 12:18 AM Wrote:Am I an awful human being for being this way?
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You are a horrible human being, and you will go to hell.

And so will I. Guahahahah!
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When beset by doubt,
Run in little circles,
Wave your arms and shout.

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Hi, GenericKen,

GenericKen,Jan 7 2006, 08:52 AM Wrote:Wait, chiuahuas aren't wiener dogs...

I've been lied to, I want my money back.
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Yep, significant "mental disconnect" there. I blame it on the cold virus I had at the time. :P

About two hours after posting that, while getting things together for dinner, it suddenly popped into my mind, "But Chiuahuas aren't wiener dogs - what was I thinking?"

I tried to get on here to edit my post, and for close to an hour, my browser kept telling me "Site unavailable."

So I gave up and resigned myself to appearing as an even bigger fool than usual. :)

Sorry for the misrepresentation!

Regards,

Dako-ta
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