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I bought this book a couple of weeks ago. I think it's one of the greatest books ever written so I must share it with you.
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It's an illustrated kids' book aimed at toddlers just undergoing potty training. My son loves it and carries it around with him everywhere. I think it's absolutely hilarious and show it off to everyone I meet.
Here is the entire text of this awesome novel. Each line is a different page. Some of the text will be out of context since you can't see the accompanying illustration.
Quote:An elephant makes a big poop.
A mouse makes a tiny poop.
A one-hump camel makes a one-hump poop.
A two-hump camel makes a two-hump poop. Only kidding!
Fish poop.
And so do birds. And bugs too.
Different animals make different kinds of poop.
Different shapes, different colors, even different smells.
Which end is the snake's behind?
What does whale poop look like?
Some stop to poop.
Others do it on the move.
Some poop here and there.
Others do it in a special place.
Grown-ups poop. Children poop too.
While some children poop on the potty, others poop in their diapers.
Some animals poop and pay no attention.
Others clean up after themselves.
These poop by the water. This one does it in the water.
He wipes himself with paper, then flushes it down.
All living things eat, so
Everyone poops.
Here is an Amazon.com link so you can purchase this book.
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Re: the cover....
The animals I get, even the kid with the high degree of concentration makes sense. Please to explain the apple.
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Quote:Re: the cover....
The animals I get, even the kid with the high degree of concentration makes sense. Please to explain the apple.
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It's got a bite out of it. All living things eat, so everyone poops.:)
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Quote:Please to explain the apple..
Fiber! It's all about the fiber!:lol:
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05-23-2006, 01:57 PM
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Quote:I bought this book a couple of weeks ago. I think it's one of the greatest books ever written so I must share it with you.
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It's an illustrated kids' book aimed at toddlers just undergoing potty training. My son loves it and carries it around with him everywhere. I think it's absolutely hilarious and show it off to everyone I meet.
Here is the entire text of this awesome novel. Each line is a different page. Some of the text will be out of context since you can't see the accompanying illustration.
Here is an Amazon.com link so you can purchase this book.
You may also be interested in the companion book
The Gas We Pass. At the ripe old age of 6 weeks, my son knows all he needs to about passing gas: He's quite proficient.
Edit: snipped picture to cut down post size. Loving this quick edit thing...
but often it happens you know / that the things you don't trust are the ones you need most....
Opening lines of "Psalm" by
Hey Rosetta!
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The gas we pass is a great book. Yes indeedy.
All alone, or in twos,
The ones who really love you
Walk up and down outside the wall.
Some hand in hand
And some gathered together in bands.
The bleeding hearts and artists
Make their stand.
And when they've given you their all
Some stagger and fall, after all it's not easy
Banging your heart against some mad buggers wall.
"Isn't this where...."
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Quote:Re: the cover....
The animals I get, even the kid with the high degree of concentration makes sense. Please to explain the apple.
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If you eat lots of apples, you'll get the runs, so only take a small bite:)
