07-07-2006, 05:56 AM
BEGIN DEGAUSS
*click*
BZzzzz
WOWwowWOW
ping!
*click*
END DEGAUSS
*click*
BZzzzz
WOWwowWOW
ping!
*click*
END DEGAUSS
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Your CRT monitor needs a degauss
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07-07-2006, 12:39 PM
*push button*
BZZZZZROWOWOWWWWoo shake shake shake shake shake shake *click* Done. There you have it, my degauss.<!--fontc--><!--/fontc-->
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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger, and at the rate I'm going, I'm going to be invincible. Chicago wargaming club 
07-07-2006, 12:51 PM
Menu -> Option
Degauss -> On + + Click whizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz [topsy-turvy-bendy spectum] ... ... ... Click Option <- Menu <-- back to work
but often it happens you know / that the things you don't trust are the ones you need most....
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07-07-2006, 02:30 PM
Search, search, where can that button be?
Oh, wait! LCD! No degauss for me:) --Pete How big was the aquarium in Noah's ark?
07-07-2006, 02:46 PM
Quote:Oh, wait! LCD! No degauss for me:) That would be true for me too if I were at home instead of at work :ph34r:
The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation - Henry David Thoreau
Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger, and at the rate I'm going, I'm going to be invincible. Chicago wargaming club 
07-07-2006, 03:37 PM
Don't have a degauss button. But there's a little plate and hole on the side that reads "Shoot Here to Destroy". :mellow:
Political Correctness is the idea that you can foster tolerance in a diverse world through the intolerance of anything that strays from a clinical standard.
07-07-2006, 03:58 PM
*PLICK*
Whumm Whumm Whumm Whumm Whumm Whumm Whumm -click-
When in mortal danger,
When beset by doubt, Run in little circles, Wave your arms and shout. BattleTag: Schrau#2386 
07-07-2006, 04:03 PM
*click*
WowWo.. BOOM Fizzle ![[Image: broken_monitor.jpg]](http://lap.umd.edu/lap/images/broken_monitor.jpg) *:( * No monitors were actually harmed in the making of this degauss. 
07-10-2006, 02:45 AM
BEGIN DEGAUSS
cla-chunk whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrr *ominous pause* whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrr clunk clunk clunk END DEGAUSS (wait, that was the floppy drive on my Amiga 500)
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07-10-2006, 07:29 AM
Quote:BEGIN DEGAUSS Took about 2-seconds once I found it in the monitor menu. What does a degauss do anyhow? I never really gave it much thought.
"The true value of a human being is determined primarily by the measure and the sense in which he has attained liberation from the self." -Albert Einsetin
07-10-2006, 08:15 AM
Degauss? It is to laugh.
I have a flatscreen LCD now! :P *grins and ducks as lurkers throw things in envy*
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07-10-2006, 08:27 AM
Hi,
Quote:Took about 2-seconds once I found it in the monitor menu. What does a degauss do anyhow? I never really gave it much thought.Oh, no! You interjected 'serious' in a fun thread. Ah, well, the damage has been done. Basically, the electron beams that paint the pictures on the CRT screen are guided by electromagnetic coils. It can happen that parts of the monitor will pick up a (semi)permanent magnetic charge. If that happens, then the beam steering will be off, leading to fuzzy pictures and even distortion in extreme situations (like at a particle accelerator where there are *big* magnets). To remove these magnetic charges, an oscillating current is passed through one or more electric coils, causing an oscillating magnetic field which 'scrambles' the magnetic charges. The same principle is used for bulk erasing of magnetic tapes. Modern CRTs are shielded much better and are made of much better materials so that they seldom if ever need degaussing. But if you want to see some of the effects of stray electromagnetic fields on your monitor, just put a desktop fan with a plastic case next to it. If you're lucky, your monitor will look like it's on an acid trip;) --Pete How big was the aquarium in Noah's ark? 
07-10-2006, 01:25 PM
Quote:Hi, Like, wow man! To many window panes! :w00t:
All alone, or in twos,
The ones who really love you Walk up and down outside the wall. Some hand in hand And some gathered together in bands. The bleeding hearts and artists Make their stand. And when they've given you their all Some stagger and fall, after all it's not easy Banging your heart against some mad buggers wall. "Isn't this where...." |
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