Your pet sick? Needs last rites?

[Tris]

I got an email from a businessperson here in Naples who listed herself as a pet reverend. Yes ladies and gents, the pet reverend can perform wedding ceremonies for pets. (Hmm... You may now mount the bride?:P) She also performs last rites/funerals for pets. Now, if you have pet praying mantises, you can have 1 stop shopping;)

I guess in a way it's not as good as being a "reverend" to people. What's better than being a "leader" of a large church, and getting paid rediculous sums of money to scream and yell at people how inherently evil they are? I guess I should have gone into the god business instead of law. Where else can you earn >$100/year, get your church to buy you Rolls-Royce's, and have marble toilets while telling people how nasty, crappy, and evil the are?:P Somehow, I don't think that a pet reverend is quite there.

[Jester]

/rushes off to copyright "Ace Ventura: Pet Reverend" before anyone else gets it.

-Jester

[kandrathe]

If you want to make real money, you go into Pet Psychology.

How to Choose, Start, Market & Grow a Business in the Booming Pet Industry.

I had a dog that the Vet (a pet psychology wannabe) said was living too much in his head. That was the first and last visit to that Vet.

[Zippyy]

I had a dog that the Vet (a pet psychology wannabe) said was living too much in his head. That was the first and last visit to that Vet.

That's hilarious! I think the dog should be couseling that charlatan instead ...

"Look at this ink blot, Mr. Vet, and tell me what you see..."