Obama Jokes
#61
Quote:Cut that out with plain old math, and you cut out the crap.
What fool's errand are you now on? You claimed that you understand politics.

No, you don't, as evidenced by that bizarre sentence.

Occhi
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#62
Quote:Exactly. Crusader, just do what I do; grab some popcorn. Every once in a while I have to get off the couch and stop the punch-throwing, but otherwise it's damn tasty popcorn!

But just to be contributory to the thread in general: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnL9HRLNxIA (no, not a rickroll)

-Bolty
Youtube links are to a discussion as crab grass is to a lawn.

Tell us what you think, Bolty, if you would, please. We rarely get such a golden nugget dropped into our popcorn bag.

Occhi
Cry 'Havoc' and let slip the Men 'O War!
In War, the outcome is never final. --Carl von Clausewitz--
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#63
Apparently Obama has revised his former comments about Pastor Wright. Obama now states that he did hear all of Pastor Wright's hate speech, but he never inhaled.

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#64
Quote:Apparently Obama has revised his former comments about Pastor Wright. Obama now states that he did hear all of Pastor Wright's hate speech, but he never inhaled.

Hehe, that's actually a pretty good one! Got a chuckle out of me.
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#65
Incurable optimism isn't such a bad thing. Individual people do make a difference; they may not make a difference in your lifetime or mine, however. It may take decades for one person's ideas and contributions to take effect, but eventually it does happen, if they worked hard enough for them.

History isn't written in a single decade:)
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#66
Quote:What fool's errand are you now on? You claimed that you understand politics.

No, you don't, as evidenced by that bizarre sentence.

Occhi

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Okay, then.

-Jester
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#67
Hi,

Quote:Tell us what you think, Bolty, if you would, please. We rarely get such a golden nugget dropped into our popcorn bag.
That's because, with Doc having disappeared, Bolty only has 109 posts left before he gets onto the 'top ten posters' radar screen.;)

--Pete

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#68
Why doesn't Obama need x-rays?
It doesn't take much to see through him.


Why haven't NASA scientists commented on Obama's candidacy?
It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure him out.
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#69
Hi,

Quote:Why doesn't Obama need x-rays?
It doesn't take much to see through him.
Why haven't NASA scientists commented on Obama's candidacy?
It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure him out.
Generic and boring. But then again, that seems to be the tenure of this whole election.

--Pete

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#70
Quote:Hi,
Generic and boring. But then again, that seems to be the tenure of this whole election.

--Pete

Only now that the economy has sunk. In a cynical way i was enjoying watching the presidential sitcom 'The "Maverick" and the Milf.'
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#71
Quote:Hi,
Generic and boring. But then again, that seems to be the tenure of this whole election.

--Pete
Generic and boring response.
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#72
Hi,

Quote:Generic and boring response.
Ha ha! And the other half of your wit?

--Pete

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#73
Quote:Hi,
Ha ha! And the other half of your wit?

--Pete
An old joke which belongs in the witless protection program..
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#74
Hi,

Quote:An old joke which belongs in the witless protection program..
Now that *is* funny:)

--Pete

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#75
Quote:Youtube links are to a discussion as crab grass is to a lawn.
Oh crap - we're getting into lawn references again! "Trolling the Lounge is like setting fire to Bolty's bushes..."

Quote:Tell us what you think, Bolty, if you would, please. We rarely get such a golden nugget dropped into our popcorn bag.
To be honest, Occhi, I'm not qualified to engage in political discussion with the likes of many on this board. A bunch of you here, liberal and conservative, right and left, know your stuff and would make me look stupid. So I just read and enjoy the debate.

I would just add noise to the signal/noise ratio. Sticking to what I know prevents PeteBot from tearing me a new one.

-Bolty
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#76
Quote:Youtube links are to a discussion as crab grass is to a lawn.
YouTube videos, however, can contribute just as much meaning to a discussion as, well... snarky forum posts.:whistling:
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#77
Hi,

Now this is funny. :P

--Pete

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