Contest results?

[Count Duckula]

[sings Carly Simon]

"Anticipation....anticipation, is making me wait....it's keeping me wai-a-ai-tin'..."

So when will the results get posted, hmm? *hopes for 1st-5th place, honorable mentions, and best lines*

[LemmingofGlory]

So when will the results get posted, hmm?

Waitaminute... that's not a suggestion! :p

When they're posted.

[o: *LEMMING* :o]

[Occhidiangela]

Hmm, I offer you a six pack of thawing potions! :)

[pakman]

I'll up the ante to horadric cube full of full rejuvination potions! :D

[Obi2Kenobi]

I just want a title! :D

[Count Duckula]

...I'll beat all you bribers. I found a decent free host for the DHP, and I'm nearly done converting the text. :D Project for a project, perhaps?

And yes, it is a suggestion. Or I'll incite the natives to write moderator-related dirty limericks. B)

[LemmingofGlory]

They found a dead rube in the middle of the moor!, an apparent victim of a drive by herring...ing. It was a huge scandal. Cries of, "Only trout should be used in combat!" resounded in the streets. T-shirt vendors protested with "What Would Elric Do?" garments. After that, Congress passed the "Submersive Gilled Vertebrate Melee Combat Act" outlawing duels and reprimands involving non-trout fish.

Just thinking about it brings it right back. I need a Thaw Pot...

[o: *LEMMING* :o]

[Count Duckula]

There once was a mod named Lemming
who was all our bribing condemning
with a threat'ning shout
and an oft-used trout
and we saw where his problems were stemming!

(Best I can do on short notice. :P)

EDIT: Mind telling us any of your other honorable mentions? (Picking your brains AND searching for praise. :D)

[Obi2Kenobi]

Here's mine!

Bolty is a moderator
If I don't win, he'll be attacked by a cantor
Unless someone else is judging :P
Then you didn't hear nothing
'cause I don't want a trout invader! (slapping me, but that doesn't fit)

(I suppose it works, if you read it oddly) :D
Sorry, the best I could do right after I wake up. :)

[Rhydderch Hael]

Zhak' nalak j'shoun, pala essarion delo!

*Sorry. The hand up my rear wasn't settled straight (Check my av, I am a puppet, after all)*

What I meant to say was, no fair! :(

[--Pete]

There was a contest delightful
With entries both clever and frightful.
Those trying to fix odds
By bribing the mods
Of a trout got more than a snout full.


--Pete

[Occhidiangela]

That chuckle cheered me right up.

*gazes thoughtlessly at the ceiling fan* (who ever cheered for a ceiling?)

Cliff Diving Haiku

Lemming of Glory
Blind drunk on thawing potions
Votes his fish: picks Nic

[Count Duckula]

*Sorry. The hand up my rear wasn't settled straight (Check my av, I am a puppet, after all)*

I once knew a puppet named Rhydd
who didn't think he was worth quid
He got stuck in a rut
with a hand up his butt--
yet I still say he's a good kid!

I once knew a puppet named Rhydd
who doodled some verses with pride
when he had the good grace
to accept second place
he said with a grin, "well, I tried!"

(That should cover both pronunciations. :P

I know my grotty limericks aren't a special little title under your name, but you made me laugh with your words, at least. :))