OT: What're the best D2 names you've ever seen?

[Charon the Hand]

For a very long time all of my characters were named Charon the ____. The convention originated in D1 with the Hand as a sorc, the Fist as a warrior and the Foot as a rogue (think barehanded attack style). Later I branched out to the Dead (necro), the Godly (pally), the Pointy (zon) among others. The final stage is getting away from the stale convention with Nachtmusik the skelemancer, ShockingPink the HS pally and Temper_Tantrum the throw barb. But my account is still the Hand, and he's still near and dear.


edit: added another clever name