07-05-2003, 01:56 AM
(This post was last modified: 07-05-2003, 01:57 AM by NuurAbSaal.)
Congratulen on buyen "teh Armoor"! "teh Armoor" beeing elit and beeing smart you forr buyen elit "teh Armoor". No morre egain you suXXors!
Schtep One: Openn peckage! Good schtart it is!
Schtep Tow: Ignoree teh smell! Yor "teh Armoor" is brant-new we gaurante you!
Schtep Thre: If "teh Armoor" beeing red usen red scrol to wipe claen so you beeing abl to readd name on "teh Armoor"! Name beeing "teh Armoor"!
Schtep For: Detrermin whic side beeing up on "teh Armoor"! Most poeple wanten bigger hole beeing down and sticken head or equivilent trough othre!
Schtep Feiv: Edjust arms and (iff male) privete parts for meksimum compfort!
Schtep Sics: Endjoy! You now beeing in "teh Armoor" and elit!
Orda a secund "teh Armoor" inn time beeing less tahn thre weks and getten free "Belt of neva constiptaion becos is longa for meksimum compfort" for fre!! Yes, fre!
Rispectfuly,
Shinny Thing whic costen not to muhc
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Have mercy, English is not my first language and maybe I overdid the whole "unreadable instructions" thing. But if any of you ever came across one of those things in RL, you'll understand (I hope ;) )
teh NuurAbSaal
EDIT: and it IS a guide, isn't it :P
Schtep One: Openn peckage! Good schtart it is!
Schtep Tow: Ignoree teh smell! Yor "teh Armoor" is brant-new we gaurante you!
Schtep Thre: If "teh Armoor" beeing red usen red scrol to wipe claen so you beeing abl to readd name on "teh Armoor"! Name beeing "teh Armoor"!
Schtep For: Detrermin whic side beeing up on "teh Armoor"! Most poeple wanten bigger hole beeing down and sticken head or equivilent trough othre!
Schtep Feiv: Edjust arms and (iff male) privete parts for meksimum compfort!
Schtep Sics: Endjoy! You now beeing in "teh Armoor" and elit!
Orda a secund "teh Armoor" inn time beeing less tahn thre weks and getten free "Belt of neva constiptaion becos is longa for meksimum compfort" for fre!! Yes, fre!
Rispectfuly,
Shinny Thing whic costen not to muhc
--
Have mercy, English is not my first language and maybe I overdid the whole "unreadable instructions" thing. But if any of you ever came across one of those things in RL, you'll understand (I hope ;) )
teh NuurAbSaal
EDIT: and it IS a guide, isn't it :P
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