A Lurker Lounge Contest

[kandrathe]

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
a tale of some fateful slips
that started in the Lurker Lounge,
making nasty quips.

This dude was a mighty restaurant man,
a second rate pissant.
Five flamers had to let flail that day
on a three-page rant, a three-page rant.

The language started getting rough,
the accusations tossed.
If not for the fidelity of the vocal few
the lurkers would be lost,
the lurkers would be lost.

The subject crashed upon his scores of über gear.
With Lightsabers, and Valors too (.08 legit, hardly ever drops),
Wartravs and T-gods,
Baraner’s Star,
Corruption Grips and Strings of Ears,
here on Lurker Lounge!

Now this is the tale of the faithful few.
Been here for a long, long time.
They'll have to make the best of things;
it's an uphill climb.

With Mavfin and Bolty, too,
they did their very best
to make the others comfortable
on this forum, it’s the best.

No spam, no cheats, and etiquette,
not a single hack you’ll see,
like Pete on a Sunday drive,
it's legit as can be.

So join us here each day, my friend,
our opinions here to scrounge
from all the twisted regulars
here on the Lurker Lounge!


:) Sorry it's more than one sentence and therefore not qualified, but I had this thought in my head that needed expressing.