I'm steaming....

[Premezilla]

Noob, fold Q8 preflop.  But that is incredibly unfortunate- Only three cards help him on the river, the 2 remaining Qs and a 9. :/

Whatever rules there are about poker (like throwing away a 2-7 offsuit or whatever) are thrown out at our cross-country meets. My friend who beat me plays so.....WEIRD-ly it's impossible to strategize. He will actually tell you what cards he has in his hand. He will honestly tell you when to fold or not based on his hand. But he also lies about things like that too, so nobody knows when he is or is not bluffing.

But hey, when it happens to other people it's hecka entertaining.