The Corrupted Wish Game

[Lady Vashj]

Granted. But when you're a book, you also have the intellectual capabilities of a book, and the mindset of a book. When you turn into a book, you can't remember how to turn into a human again, and you wouldn't want to even if you could, because who would want to be a human if they could be a book?

I wish I had a recording of that "woo-hoo, woo-hoo-hoo" song from those Vonage commercials that I could play whenever someone does anything stupid.