10-16-2005, 08:17 AM
Newsflash: Case of Conjoined Trogg-Twins in Coldridge Valley
By ARBOGAST PALADIN
Published: October 16, 2005
IRONFORGE, Eastern Kingdoms, Oct 15.
Yesterday, Saturday October 15th, the first case of conjoined Trogg-Twins was reported to be sighted in Coldridge Valley, Dun Morogh on the EU-PvP server Destromath.
Conjoined twins are twins that happen to be connected at birth. In other worlds this affliction is also known as Siamese Twins.
We've got two eye witnesses relating their observations.
Fizbang, Level 5 Gnome Mage: "I was blasting thru Coldridge Valley that day (hehe, got it? Blasting!) when I noticed these two blokes standing awfully close together! Turns out they were somehow connected, if you get what I mean! Hihihi.
"Anyway, I had already fulfilled my quota-kill of troggs for that day, so I saw no point in killing these two. I was on my way to that Frostmane cave, or whatsitcalled.
"Later I came back the same way - and you know what? They were still standing there! All other troggs I've seen were moving around quite a bit. Not these two, I tell you!"
Piffany, Level 6 Gnome Warlock: "What do you want from me?
"Oh! You mean these two guys standing together all day. Oh yes, they were still standing there when I was on my way to- well, that's none of your business to know.
"Suffice to say, I've seen them several times that day always standing there, and for all I know they are glued together. Don't know how they can stand it.
"Now leave me alone!"
No further witnesses were available. We do not know if the troggs are still alive or not (most likely not).
By ARBOGAST PALADIN
Published: October 16, 2005
IRONFORGE, Eastern Kingdoms, Oct 15.
Yesterday, Saturday October 15th, the first case of conjoined Trogg-Twins was reported to be sighted in Coldridge Valley, Dun Morogh on the EU-PvP server Destromath.
Conjoined twins are twins that happen to be connected at birth. In other worlds this affliction is also known as Siamese Twins.
We've got two eye witnesses relating their observations.
Fizbang, Level 5 Gnome Mage: "I was blasting thru Coldridge Valley that day (hehe, got it? Blasting!) when I noticed these two blokes standing awfully close together! Turns out they were somehow connected, if you get what I mean! Hihihi.
"Anyway, I had already fulfilled my quota-kill of troggs for that day, so I saw no point in killing these two. I was on my way to that Frostmane cave, or whatsitcalled.
"Later I came back the same way - and you know what? They were still standing there! All other troggs I've seen were moving around quite a bit. Not these two, I tell you!"
Piffany, Level 6 Gnome Warlock: "What do you want from me?
"Oh! You mean these two guys standing together all day. Oh yes, they were still standing there when I was on my way to- well, that's none of your business to know.
"Suffice to say, I've seen them several times that day always standing there, and for all I know they are glued together. Don't know how they can stand it.
"Now leave me alone!"
No further witnesses were available. We do not know if the troggs are still alive or not (most likely not).
Old age and treachery will always overcome youth and enthusiasm!