09-28-2005, 01:09 AM
(This post was last modified: 09-28-2005, 01:11 AM by Mithrandir.)
This is all a cover up folks. Katrina was artificially engineered by the Navy using their latest WCD (Weather Control Device) so that they could "lose" these genetically altered armed super dolphins. These super dolphins will then be washed towards the coast of Cuba due to Katrina and then proceed with their programmed mission: to kill Fidel Castro.
Once Castro is assassinated, the Navy has the ultimate excuse - "It's not our fault, we lost them during a hurricane." That is assuming that the dolphins are even implicated in the attack. Their armament of choice, the sleep dart, could easily make an assassination appear to be merely an aged old man drowning at sea. And we all know how much Fidel loves to swim. He can't help himself. He's practically dead already.
One can only ask where the bloodshed will end. After the successful assassination of Castro, one can only assume that the use of bio-augmented animal super soldiers will increase. I have just now learned of the CIA's own warrior animal project from an inside source. One cannot even imagine the destruction that an army of these hamsters could wreak on the civilized world. Able to infiltrate almost any "secure" compound due to their size, utterly evil, packing the most advanced weaponry known to humanity, and consumed with the desire to run without actually moving anywhere.
In preparation for the impending destruction of the Earth as we know it due to armies of dolphins and hamsters, I am fighting fire with fire and creating my own small armed force of ultra-loyal hamster killing machines. Those evil CIA hamsters won't be taking this hombre without a fight. Now all I have to do is convince Rachael Ray to come with me so that we can repopulate the shattered husk that was once civilization after the Hamster Wars come to an end and me and my rebel force of knife-hamsters are victoious over the evil CIA-trained hamsters.
Once Castro is assassinated, the Navy has the ultimate excuse - "It's not our fault, we lost them during a hurricane." That is assuming that the dolphins are even implicated in the attack. Their armament of choice, the sleep dart, could easily make an assassination appear to be merely an aged old man drowning at sea. And we all know how much Fidel loves to swim. He can't help himself. He's practically dead already.
One can only ask where the bloodshed will end. After the successful assassination of Castro, one can only assume that the use of bio-augmented animal super soldiers will increase. I have just now learned of the CIA's own warrior animal project from an inside source. One cannot even imagine the destruction that an army of these hamsters could wreak on the civilized world. Able to infiltrate almost any "secure" compound due to their size, utterly evil, packing the most advanced weaponry known to humanity, and consumed with the desire to run without actually moving anywhere.
In preparation for the impending destruction of the Earth as we know it due to armies of dolphins and hamsters, I am fighting fire with fire and creating my own small armed force of ultra-loyal hamster killing machines. Those evil CIA hamsters won't be taking this hombre without a fight. Now all I have to do is convince Rachael Ray to come with me so that we can repopulate the shattered husk that was once civilization after the Hamster Wars come to an end and me and my rebel force of knife-hamsters are victoious over the evil CIA-trained hamsters.
--Mith
I would rather be ashes than dust! I would rather that my spark should burn out in a brilliant blaze than it should be stifled by dry rot. I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
Jack London
I would rather be ashes than dust! I would rather that my spark should burn out in a brilliant blaze than it should be stifled by dry rot. I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
Jack London