The Corrupted Wish Game

[Jeunemaitre]

Granted.  Because I am choosing the weather, it will be cloudy, rainy, and in the 50s to 60s fahrenheit.  I like days like that.

I wish I could actually control weather.
[right][snapback]88423[/snapback][/right]

To borrow from Douglas Adams; though you don't realize it, you are a rain god. Over the rest of your life, you will discover and document more than 200 distinct types of rain, and catalogue them according to a numbering system. Your mere presence will bring about one of these types, and your movements will be followed by a constant rainstorm of 5 mile radius. Now the bad news: you cannot consciously influence the type of rain you are experiencing, and you also cannot influence the durration of each type (how long until the type changes into another type). People start to catch on that it seems to rain when you're around and you are shunned. Even your family has decided to avoid inviting you to any function to avoid what others find to be poor weather. Despite your enjoyment of the rain, you become increasingly alone as you frolic among the continuous gloom that surrounds you, until you start accumulating a flock of emo teen-agers, who simply wish to sit next to you and sulk while the rain falls on their heads.
All hail Minionman, lesser god of rain!!! Praise Minionman, lord of emo teens everywhere!!!

I wish that I knew how to break some interesting news to my folks.

edit: a bit of clarification